Trashwatch

EPISODE 175 – INTERLUDE: Movie Decrees   What happens if you put the Amber Seals in charge of movies? We make a bunch of insane rules with tons of stipulations and stuff!   FOLLOW US: Patreon ( https://www.patreon.com/trashwatch ) Instagram (@trashwatchpodcast) TikTok (@trashwatchpodcast) YouTube ( https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC5YpPcNIBmqNvvLvxa3WTLA ) Email (trashwatchpodcast@gmail.com) Liste...

EPISODE 174 – THIS IS SPINAL TAP (ft. Candice Oates)   “Why would we let the guest talk?”   To round out Musical May(June?), we are joined by comedian/improvisor Candice Oates! This week, Brandon demands more movie curtain speeches; Brian reveals the theory of hot people; Chris’s marriage survives the Dave Matthews Test; Ashley seeks out the saddest of all keys; and Candice has only seen two movie...

EPISODE 173 – INTERLUDE: (More) Movies That Made Us   It’s time for Round 2 of Brett Goldstein-style questions, but only a couple this time so we can actually keep one of these under an hour!   FOLLOW US: Patreon ( https://www.patreon.com/trashwatch ) Instagram (@trashwatchpodcast) TikTok (@trashwatchpodcast) YouTube ( https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC5YpPcNIBmqNvvLvxa3WTLA ) Email (trashwatchpod...

EPISODE 172 – THE SWAN PRINCESS   “As my collection will tell you, owning something on physical media does necessarily denote quality."   Shocker—Brian brought an animated movie for Musical May! This week, Chris gets multiple finger wags; Ashley is plagued by robins; Brandon fumbles a Clayon Corner; and Brian dreams of magic musical numbers.   BTW: Sir Chamberlain of Arrakis!   Starring: Mich...

EPISODE 171 – INTERLUDE: Movie: The Ride: The Podcast   With summer on the horizon, we talk about movie-themed parks and rides, and all the joy, thrills, and trauma they provide.   FOLLOW US: Patreon ( https://www.patreon.com/trashwatch ) Instagram (@trashwatchpodcast) TikTok (@trashwatchpodcast) YouTube ( https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC5YpPcNIBmqNvvLvxa3WTLA ) Email (trashwatchpodcast@gmail.co...

EPISODE 170 – TENACIOUS D IN THE PICK OF DESTINY   It’s finally happened—a Brian-less episode! This week, Brandon has a new groupchat name; Ashley seeks the female “LLLLLadies...”; and Chris considers voice actor nudity.   BTW: What’s your Letterboxd Hall Pass?   Starring: Jack Black, Kyle Gass, JR Reed, Ronnie James Dio, Paul F. Tompkins, Troy Gentile, Ned Bellamy, Fred Armisen, Kirk Ward, Amy Po...

EPISODE 169 – INTERLUDE: DCOMs   Did anyone order Disney Channel Original Movie nostalgia? No? Too bad, here’s some DCOM chat for the table.   FOLLOW US: Patreon ( https://www.patreon.com/trashwatch ) Instagram (@trashwatchpodcast) TikTok (@trashwatchpodcast) YouTube ( https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC5YpPcNIBmqNvvLvxa3WTLA ) Email (trashwatchpodcast@gmail.com) Listen to Brian’s music at ( https:...

EPISODE 168 – HIGH SCHOOL MUSICAL 3: SENIOR YEAR   “Why do you keep pitching T-shirts we can’t possibly sell?!”   It’s the most wonderful time of the year: Musical May! This week, Brandon goes limp; Brian has nothing but problems in Stardew Valley; Chris demands one normal kid; and Ashley says the most insane thing we’ve ever heard.   BTW: Death to Rocket Man!   Starring: Zac Efron, Vanessa Hudgen...

EPISODE 167 – INTERLUDE: MT. RUSHMORE (SPORTS & TIME TRAVEL)   This week, we each put up our respective 4 picks for the genres of Sports Movies and Time Travel Movies! Engage with our content by arguing with our picks (and our honorable mentions)!   FOLLOW US: Patreon ( https://www.patreon.com/trashwatch ) Instagram (@trashwatchpodcast) TikTok (@trashwatchpodcast) YouTube ( https://www.youtube...

EPISODE 166 – A KID IN KING ARTHUR’S COURT   “I’m going to start walking into rooms now going, ‘I am Merlin and I am back!’”   This week, Brian enters the Mannequin -verse; Chris renames the villain; Brandon serves in the movie theatre trenches; and Ashley does some reenactments.   BTW: WHAT IS THIS ENDING?!?!   Starring: Thomas Ian Nicholas, Joss Ackland, Art Malik, Paloma Baeza, Kate Winslet, Da...

EPISODE 165 – INTERLUDE: MOVIES THAT MADE US   Ashley brings us some Brett Goldstein-style questions to give some structure to this week’s minisode. The results? We think the runtime speaks for itself.   FOLLOW US: Patreon ( https://www.patreon.com/trashwatch ) Instagram (@trashwatchpodcast) TikTok (@trashwatchpodcast) YouTube ( https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC5YpPcNIBmqNvvLvxa3WTLA ) Email (tra...

EPISODE 164 – THE ROAD TO EL DORADO   “[lute-playing intensifies]”   This week, Ashley insults our new sponsor; Brandon drinks the seawater; Chris goes full-tilt “aliens”; and Brian shares his armadillo theory.   BTW: Fast and Furious: Star Wars Edition!   Starring: Kevin Kline, Kenneth Branagh, Rosie Perez, Armand Assante, Edward James Olmos, Frank Welker, and Tobin Bell   Directed by Eric “Bibo”...

EPISODE 163 – INTERLUDE: SLEEPOVER MOVIES   On this week’s interlude, we ask the important questions: What is a sleepover movie? How many previous episodes can Brian plug? Will we discuss everything except the episode topic?   FOLLOW US: Patreon ( https://www.patreon.com/trashwatch ) Instagram (@trashwatchpodcast) TikTok (@trashwatchpodcast) YouTube ( https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC5YpPcNIBmqNv...

EPISODE 162 – BUSHWHACKED   “My fourth note is ‘I want this man dead.’”   Brandon’s threat has finally come true—we’re talking Bushwhacked ! This week, Ashley expects a different movie; Brian rants about sound design; Chris follows the manual too closely; and Brandon trains for a marathon.   BTW: Police Chief Delivery Boss!   Starring: Daniel Stern, Jon Polito, Brad Sullivan, Ann Dowd, Blake Basho...

EPISODE 161 – INTERLUDE: THE OSCARS   It’s our totally-on-time Oscars chat! Bear witness to our hot takes that aged like milk! Evaluate our proposed new categories! Marvel at our inability to open an episode! No matter what awards season might throw at us, we can all stand up and cheer as we enter the Speed Force!     FOLLOW US: Patreon ( https://www.patreon.com/trashwatch ) Instagram (@trashwatch...

EPISODE 160 – MAJOR PAYNE   “ Cadet Kelly would never!”   We kick off our next slate of movies with a charming family film about a sociopath torturing children! This week, Ashley remembers Fresh Prince ; Brian explains the Wayans’ cinematic impact; Brandon finds the worst name in film history; and Chris gives book flowers.   BTW: The Bucket o’ Horror Icons!   Starring: Damon Wayans, Karyn Parsons,...

EPISODE 159 – INTERLUDE: The State of TV   The gang’s all here for our second interlude to discuss: What are we watching? What did we watch? What changed about what we watch? What the hell is frying Brian’s brain?   FOLLOW US: Patreon ( https://www.patreon.com/trashwatch ) Instagram (@trashwatchpodcast) Bluesky (@trashwatchpodcast.bsky.social) TikTok (@trashwatchpodcast) YouTube ( https://www.yout...

EPISODE 158 – IDLE HANDS   “This is horror [citation needed] comedy [citation needed].”   Finally wrapping up Ashley Scared Stupid 2023, slightly late! This week, Ashley hates everyone; Chris is ingenuitive; Brian declares it a feminist masterpiece; and Brandon clarifies the Chipmunk Theory.   BTW: The Unsolved Mindy Sterling Mystery!   Starring: Devon Sawa, Seth Green, Elden Henson, Jessica Alba,...

EPISODE 157 – INTERLUDE: VHS NOSTALGIA   When Ashley’s away, the Fartasses will play—with a new idea! In the first of our off-and-on interludes, we celebrate Chris’s recent unexpected boon by remembering our VHS days.    FOLLOW US: Instagram (@trashwatchpodcast) Bluesky (@trashwatchpodcast.bsky.social) TikTok (@trashwatchpodcast) YouTube ( https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC5YpPcNIBmqNvvLvxa3WTLA )...

EPISODE 156 – SUPER MARIO BROS. (1993)   “Ah yes, this classic father-son duo, Mario and Luigi!”   We’re back for real this time, and we’ve brought a watch-along episode! This week, Chris explains Italian Seduction; Ashley learns about the Noid; Brian abhors the Duck Hunt Dog; and Brandon is back in mid-season form.   BTW: A Complete Unknown: Goomba Edition !   Starring: Bob Hoskins, John Leguizam...

EPISODE 155 – THAT THING YOU DO!   “You know who’s got things? The Devil! And he uses them for doin’!”   Huzzah, we technically did Musical May! This week, Ashley’s best friend is Tom Hanks; Chris stumbles into innuendo; Brian is tragically and happily Lenny; and Brandon is close to identifying Spartacus.   BTW: Jimmy & the Red Flags!   Starring: Tom Everett Scott, Liv Tyler, Johnathan Schaech...

EPISODE 154 – WALK HARD: THE DEWEY COX STORY   “All right, looking at the timestamp, it’s 41:41 and Brandon has given up.”   We’re back, baby (sort of)! After all these months away, we needed to get back together and laugh about a possibly perfect movie. When shall we four meet again? Hard to say. Nevertheless...    This week, Brandon announces our new sponsor; Brian harasses our listeners; Chris...

EPISODE 153 – ODD THOMAS   “It’s a Koontz!” “The man most famous for not being Stephen King!”   This week, Ashley comes pre-Scared Stupid; Brandon learns the true meaning of New Year’s Eve; Chris is a ribcage man; and Brian defends himself.   BTW: A Trash to Treasures product goes exactly where you expect!   Starring: Anton Yelchin, Addison Timlin, Gugu Mbatha-Raw, Shuler Hensley, Nico Tortorella,...

EPISODE 152 – FREDDY VS. JASON   “Everybody in this movie is an off-brand of somebody.”   This week, Brandon accurately (and inaccurately) describes a hit Broadway musical; Brian builds the ultimate VS. movie; Ashley has another Butt Rating; and Chris sort of defends Jason.   BTW: Hooray, we have a new outro!   Starring: Robert Englund, Ken Kirzinger, Monica Keena, Jason Ritter, Kelly Rowland, Kat...

EPISODE 151 – SHAUN OF THE DEAD   “It’s The Good, the Bad, and the Ugly rules of ‘Things don’t exist if they’re out of frame.’” “That’s why I keep all my bills in a drawer.”   Kicking off season 5 with return guest Kean Reid! This week, Kean controls the simulation; Ashley takes sips; Brian enables our vices; Chris ponders a new word; and Brandon has pizza trouble.   BTW: Zombie Traffic Jam!   Sta...