Trashedlight

Shoutout out to surprise special guest Bandit there at the end! What a good boi

Alternate title for this episode: "It's time for me to touch your son"

Come one, come all to learn about the disaster that was college freshman orientation in 2013!   And we talk about the chapter too. 

Welcome to our shortest episode ever.   https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l6qeV4zwWRI

Folks, this may be our most unhinged ending to an episode ever. And we are including "Trashclipse" in that statement.

What you'll receive in this audio package includes but is not limited to: discussion of Lee Pace's moose from the Hobbit trilogy.   CONTENT WARNING: Discussions of intense racism throughout the episode. 

This could probably be every episode description, but we really go off about gender and sexism in this one. Also, ACAB. 

This is one of our more unhinged episodes folks. Can we connect Twilight to John Wick? 

It's about to get Shakespearean up in here y'all. Anything's better than this book, right? 

Women can't have it all - it's either plot or stuff to talk about on the podcast. You must pick one. 

This one's got child development, horrible babies, and racism! The Stephanie Meyer trifecta! 

We've got your found places and your found people, but very little discussion of Twilight...

If all you want from your podcast is a discussion of the impossible standards women are held to, and a link to the best movie scene of all time, you've come to the right place. The scene: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-4b84jR8jSM

At the very end there we give y'all a lot of directions for emails to send us, so we have very high expectations...

Colleen describes her takes in this episode as "flaming hot Cheetos takes". If that doesn't interest you I don't know what will. 

We've made it to the most ICONIC Twilight scene. Watch it here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fw9ykbvyPXk

The advantages of being a vegan! The sensuality of Sarah Palin! Why Chuck is great! All this and more in this lil episode. 

We get to talk about mantis shrimp! How does that relate to Twilight? Find out! 

So many good things about this episode! Let me count the ways: 1) Back to Bella's perspective 2) Some flamin' hot takes on classic books and movies by Colleen 3) A very special guest segment starring Quentin! 

It's the end of the (Jacob chapters) as we know it and I feel fine! 

We're bringing unrestrained feral energy to a truly horrid chapter. 

At this point these episodes are just 30-40 minute long pleas to get back to Bella's perspective (please!)

Or, "In Defense of The Great Gatsby". Some clarity on Rebecca's wild sci fi movie: It came out way after Alien because Rebecca thought Alien came out in the 90s (it came out in the 70s) It was NOT called Alien, it had a fully different title It was not formative sci fi in any way

Merry Christmas! Happy Holidays! Happy Hondadays! Happy 100th episode!!!   Sorry about Colleen's audio again. 

Thank you so much to Emma for hanging out with us and guesting today! Also... Colleen's audio problems are new, different, and exciting this week! We apologize for the lower quality and promise we're hard at work on a solution.