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Spoilers for the end of the episode: We talk about poop. You're welcome.

This chapter is so empty of content we talk about T-Pain, Over the Garden Wall, and Colleen's parent-teacher conferences. 

Have some free advice from Colleen's therapist and a discussion of Edward Cullen's penis size, all in one episode!

I am SO SORRY this happened twice. 

This episode is NOT about the popular wedding planning website. And it's a miracle it's longer than 10 minutes. 

How much do you care about the sanctity of human life? Hopefully more than the Cullens...

I'm so sorry about any audio file mishaps! All fixed now. 

Rebecca cries from laughter twice and most of the run time is taken up by yelling about how to be a good teacher. What's not to love?

Do Colleen and Rebecca know anything about The Chronicles of Narnia? Why does it matter? 

What is a Mary Sue, really? And how much are we loving this morning record energy?

Edward is HORNY, Rebecca and Colleen have NO voices, let's GO!   Article about Stephanie Meyer's reticence towards diversity: https://www.indiewire.com/2018/10/catherine-hardwicke-twilight-diverse-cast-stephenie-meyer-refused-1202009330/

Another even chapter, another chapter devoid of good things to talk about.   Here's the Sarah Z. video on Dr. Horrible: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cUxtQX9XSJs

For some inexplicable reason, Colleen says "Persephones" instead of "Persephone" like 10 times in this episode. Why is she talking about Greek mythology? Find out! 

This whole episode could be summed up by the smash hit from the Police, "Every Breath You Take". That's not a good thing. Apologies again for the thunder in the background.

The weather gods also wanted to talk about Midnight Sun this episode! Unfortunately all we can really hear from them is rumbles of far off thunder (so we're sorry about the weather on Colleen's end).

We've hit the wall folks - how can we record an episode that isn't a total repeat of one we did two years ago? The answer is cat anecdotes I think.

This is a loooonnngggg chapter, but it has our favorite Bella in it! Also, spider murder. 

Finally! Some characterization for people who aren't Edward! 

The Hot Mess Express continues, as does the painfully awkward and relatable high school ~content~

The shock of this book being decent continues, as does the reminiscing about our messy high school days.

Not to be too clickbait-y, but you won't BELIEVE what we have to say about this chapter! 

For those of you that we are forcibly dragging back into the 2010s with us, we are sorry. And also you're welcome. It's Supernatural baby!   I obviously do not own that music so no one snitch, okay?   Here's the extremely long video Rebecca mentioned: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M0QhgQ-g4C0

Here it is folks, the episode you've all been waiting for! We apologize for the background noise of whiskey glasses clinking and plastic water bottles crinkling. 

Folks, we've done it, we've made it, cut the cake, it's the last chapter of Breaking Dawn!

Get ready for some ~disappointment~!   Here is part of the movie scene (it has Marcus' ICONIC demise). WARNING: it is quite gory and definitely not for everyone, so if you hate violence and dismemberment this is not for you: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lTn0ytufQjU&t=88s