Tracy and Fizz's Phonanigans

We're calling Nick who is a mechanic at a car shop because our brand new car stopped working.  Hold on, you mean we need to put gas in our car for it to work? 

Ever had trouble with IT?  We're calling Keith from his IT department because he's been having problems with his computer, but now he's going to have problems with his IT department! 

We're calling Natalie who works at a nice bed and breakfast because we need some extra stuff for the room... you know... to haul in our elk for skinning and cleaning 

Thats our song!!! We're calling Shadia as her bartender at the karaoke bar she was at over the weekend because we're upset... SHE SANG OUR SONG!  Time to battle for who is better at singing it!  

MOMMY STEALS!  WHAT!?  We're calling Amanda from her daughters school because we're concerned about the grand theft she's been having on her daughter...with her HALLOWEEN CANDY!  

ITS DJ DEMON & MC MONSTER MASH!  We're calling Julie who works at a pumpkin patch to see if our brother sister rap group can sing to the kiddos!  FULL SIZE BARS! FULL SIZE BARS! 

She did the mash...SHE DID THE MONSTER MASH!  We're calling Kristen because we're filling in as her housekeeper, but we wont be able to come back to her house because, you know, its haunted!

Do rental applications ask about demonic children?  Its Halloween week and we're calling Dave who is renting a property out because we need a home for us, and our son, who is a tad possessed. 

We're feeling Autumnal over here!  We're calling Allison who works at a store that has a bunch of Fall decorations to see if she will "fall" for our call 

Are you a Kazoo'natic? We're not clowning around here!  We're calling Jay who runs a Haunted House because we need him to pull all of his scary clowns...because its bad for our clown business! 

Slots hot! But time for a bathroom break! We're calling Lisa who works at the casino we are playing at and our slot is hot and we can't leave it, even though we reallllly need to use the rest room.

Things are getting hot at Seth's house...really hot...We're calling Seth because his heater is going out and we just want to heat things up at his home

Prison Husband coming to your TV's!  We're calling Jade's father because she's been accepted on a new reality show! PRISON HUSBAND!  Will she find love and will Dad approve!?

Matthew set up his teacher so we called her to ask if she could do us a favor, and you know, fail our kid!!  We promised to pay him $100 if he got all A's and we dont have that moolah!

Save the rodents initiative enacted!  We're calling Paul from the HOA because we're going to need him to NOT rake his leaves!  You know...for the snakes and rodents. 

We're calling Valerie who works at a school because we're excited for the upcoming HoCo... or Homecoming. And are looking for advice because we went to go... with the Math teacher!  

Window Washing Craziness!  We're calling Ryan from the window washing company who does his buildings windows and we cant returns because of everything we saw him doing in his office (even though he was on vacation)

Public speaking always involves chewing gum yeah? We're calling Kristen because she needed some lessons in public speaking so we're coaching with all the best tips. 

We're calling Ms Woods because we will need her to take over our corporate meetings because we cant come in today... because WE'RE IN OUR FEELS FROM THE TAYLOR ALBUM! 

Taylor Swift Phonanigans throwback!  We called John who owns a sports bar because we want to come over for the Taylor Swift show...no, not the Chiefs game, Taylor's show!  How many era's are in a game again?

Its Taylor Swift album release time!  How about her new Harley!?  We're calling Phil because he's turning 50 and his wife his getting him a Harley!  SWIFT EDITION!

Nothing like football on a Monday!?  We're calling David from his cable company because we need to stop by tonight to double check his install...you know...during the football game.

PUMPKIN POACHER!  We're calling Stephanie who works at a church with a pumpkin patch because we're concerned that the pumpkins have been poached up their pumpkin spice!  Whats with the white pumpkins!?

SHHH Richard, you're going to wake the baby!   He works at a bank and we're calling for financial advice, but we're going to need him to quiet down to not wake the baby! 

Steve is selling an RV so the lady from the hill is calling in, but has to keep hanging up so that the government doesnt track her call.  Can he hang when we keep hanging up?