Tracy and Fizz's Phonanigans

STOP THE FUNNY BUSINESS!  We called Jay who runs a haunted house because his clowns are ruining our clown business!  

Joanna loves buying antique items and obviously during spooky season, something antique, means its haunted.  And we must EXORCISE THE DEMONS!!!

Sourdough Turf War!  We called Brenda this morning because she's been encroaching on our turf selling her sourdough bread! 

We're calling Evelyn from her HOA because its Labor Day weekend and we're excited for the big bbq party in her backyard...that she is unaware of.... 

Hold on, you want to do what with Smurfs? We're calling Sarah because her son got a new job working in AI Data sciences and need her to co-sign his job in the Parent Portal! 

Buddy Builder time!  Joe just moved here and is managing a construction site, but we're going to need him to put his machismo aside to feel his feelings for him and his crew

Guess what!  We're calling Katie because we are a new hire and we're a bittttt exuberant for our new job. Wanna race!?

We're calling Ira who is a manager at a hotel property because we're a new hire....sooooooooo if we do everything wrong can we keep our job?

Matthew is a big fan of 4th of July and fireworks...but probably not a fan of his parents being detained for smuggling fireworks! 

Baby shapewear? What!? We're calling Erin because she had submitted her baby to an agency for a commercial but we dont think she's going to be interested in the clothing we're promoting. 

Emergency Contact? Already!?  We're calling Ryan because he was listed as the emergency contact for Samantha.  Problem is, they only went on one single date! 

Graduation season is in effect.  We're calling a professor to see if he remembers us as the nonexistent student we are to grade our resume for a job we really want.  The section on our social media "likes" didnt get high marks.

Who's ready for Summer break.... or Summer School!  We're calling Dana who has had a great year teaching and thought she signed up for Summer party, but instead to teach this Summer 

Graduation time!  We're calling for the Principal, but her assistant will do. We want to run our commencement speech by them, not that they invited us or anything.  But we'll just need her to read it back to us. 

CAGE MATCH...at a nursing home?!  We're calling Lindsay who works at a fencing company because we need fencing for our "fitness facility" aka cage matches.  

Where do we bring our puppets for the college graduation!?  We're calling Jennifer because she booked us to speak at her schools graduation. But hold on, its not a kindergarten graduation?   

Time to prank Tracy's son Joey!  It was his birthday so Fizz and Big Mic called him to tell him.. no, WARN him, that she has something special for him in the company email! 

More Mothers Day Phonanigans!  Calling Karen because she's been volunteered as Team Mom for her kids Little League.  This weekend we'll need her to bake some cookies and handle the laundry 

DOLLA DOLLA BILLLLS!  Mothers Day Week is here! Fizz steps up for this one as we call Carla who works at a flower shop in Arvada to send some flowers and a card we'll need her to read back to us.   

What will happen to Sir Grows A Lot and Julius Squeezer!?  We're calling Donna who works in a garden department to save our tomatoes which may have been planted a tad too early

Lets get naughty photo shoot!? WHAT!? Ohhh John....we're sorry we have to call you about his parents naughty photo shoot for Mothers Day.  

Drinks, food, and mascot harassment!? We're calling Danielle who let her husband go to her company's suite for the Nuggets game because there's some exorbitant charges we need to address.  

Happy Earth Day Ron!  Your households overuse of toilet paper is going to result in some pricy overcharges!  Is he going to own the responsibility, or blame it on his family?

Ohhhhh booo hooo youre having IT Issues? We're calling Keith who has been getting no help from his IT department... and unfortunately, he'll be getting no additional help here.

Your mom has been kicked off the plane!  We're calling Will from airport security to let him know his mom has been detained. You may think why, but thats not why she was kicked off!