Touring History

"Touring History X, Y, and Z" - July 11th Episode Script [OPENING MUSIC FADES] DAVE: Hey history buffs! I'm Dave— LANE: And I'm Lane, welcoming you back to "Touring History X, Y, and Z," where we prove that the past hits different depending on whether you experienced political scandals through Watergate, Clinton, or TikTok. DAVE: Before we dive into July 11th's greatest hits, let's talk about Hi-H...

"Touring History X, Y, and Z" - July 10th Episode Script [OPENING MUSIC FADES] LANE: What's up, time travelers! I'm Lane— DAVE: And I'm Dave, back with "Touring History X, Y, and Z," where we find three events from one date that hit completely different depending on your generational trauma. LANE: Quick shout-out to Hi-Ho Cheeseburgers—while we're diving into history, they're making it with 100% g...

"Touring History X, Y, and Z" - July 9th Episode Script [OPENING MUSIC FADES] DAVE: Hey there, chronology junkies! I'm Dave— LANE: And I'm Lane, and you're listening to "Touring History X, Y, and Z," where we prove that history hits different depending on whether you learned about the Cold War from your parents, CNN, or a Wikipedia rabbit hole at 2 AM. DAVE: Today we're diving into July 9th, but f...

"Touring History X, Y, and Z" - July 8th Episode Script [OPENING MUSIC FADES] LANE: What's up, history nerds! I'm Lane— DAVE: And I'm Dave, and welcome back to "Touring History X, Y, and Z," the podcast that takes one date and finds three historical events that'll hit different depending on whether you remember the Berlin Wall falling, 9/11, or learning about both from TikTok. LANE: Before we dive...

Touring History X, Y, and Z - July 7th Episode LANE: Welcome back to "Touring History X, Y, and Z," the podcast that proves history isn't just about dead white guys in wigs—though we do love those too. I'm Lane. DAVE: And I'm Dave. Before we dive into today's historical buffet, let's give a shoutout to our sponsor, Hi-Ho Cheeseburgers at hiho.la. When you're craving a burger that's actually worth...

Touring History X, Y, and Z - Episode: July 6th LANE: Welcome back to Touring History X, Y, and Z! I'm Lane. DAVE: And I'm Dave. Before we dive into today's triple-header of historical chaos, let's give a shout-out to our friends at Hi-Ho Cheeseburgers—the only burger joint that exclusively serves 100% grass-fed Wagyu beef. We're talking sustainably raised, certified humane, and completely free of...

**Touring History X, Y, and Z - July 5th Episode Script** **DAVE:** Welcome back to Touring History X, Y, and Z! I'm Dave— **LANE:** And I'm Lane. Before we dive into today's triple shot of historical chaos, let's give a shoutout to our sponsor, Hi-Ho Cheeseburgers. You know what I love about Hi-Ho? They're not messing around with mystery meat—they're the only burger joint that exclusively serves...

TOURING HISTORY X, Y, AND Z Episode: July 4th, 2025 - "Independence, Cooperation, and Discovery" Runtime: 10-12 minutes (approx. 1,600 words)     LANE: Welcome to Touring History X, Y, and Z! I'm Lane— DAVE: And I'm Dave. Before we dive into today's July 4th extravaganza, let's give a shout to our friends at Stew Leonard's. You know what I love about Stew's? They literally carved their customer se...

TOURING HISTORY X, Y, AND Z Episode: July 1 - "Codes, Conferences, and Cold War Endings" Total Runtime: 10-12 minutes (1,695 words)     OPENING DAVE: Welcome to Touring History X, Y, and Z, where we prove that every date is basically three different history lessons depending on when you were born. I'm Dave— LANE: And I'm Lane. Today's episode is sponsored by Stew Leonard's, the grocery store that'...

TOURING HISTORY X, Y, AND Z Episode: June 30 - "Purges, Papers, and Psycho" Total Runtime: 10-12 minutes (1,720 words)     OPENING LANE: Welcome to Touring History X, Y, and Z, where we prove that any date you pick has somehow shaped three generations in completely different ways. I'm Lane— DAVE: And I'm Dave. Today's episode is brought to you by Stew Leonard's, the grocery store that figured out...

TOURING HISTORY X, Y, AND Z Episode: June 28 - "Treaties, Tyson, and Twitter Revolutions" Total Runtime: 10-12 minutes (1,650 words)     OPENING LANE: Welcome to Touring History X, Y, and Z, where we dig into three historical events from one date that shaped Gen X, Millennials, and Gen Z in completely different ways. I'm Lane— DAVE: And I'm Dave. Before we dive in, today's episode is brought to yo...

Touring History Podcast Script - June 27th, 2025 Opening DAVE: Welcome back to Touring History, the podcast where we prove that any random date contains enough technological revolution to power an entire Silicon Valley documentary series. I'm Dave— LANE: And I'm Lane, and this is our sixth episode of Touring History "X, Y, and Z"—our shorter format designed to entertain and educate across the thre...

Touring History Podcast Script - June 26th, 2025 Opening DAVE: Welcome back to Touring History, the podcast where we prove that any random date contains enough cultural transformation to power an entire generation's coming-of-age story. I'm Dave— LANE: And I'm Lane, and this is our fifth episode of Touring History "X, Y, and Z"—our shorter format designed to entertain and educate across the three...

Touring History Podcast Script - June 25th, 2025 Opening LANE: Welcome back to Touring History, the podcast where we prove that any random date contains enough workplace drama to power an entire season of "The Office." I'm Lane— DAVE: And I'm Dave, and this is our fourth episode of Touring History "X, Y, and Z"—our shorter format designed to entertain and educate across the three largest generatio...

Touring History Podcast Script - June 24th, 2025 Opening LANE: Welcome back to Touring History, the podcast where we prove that any random date contains enough constitutional upheaval to power a Supreme Court documentary. I'm Lane— DAVE: And I'm Dave, and this is our third episode of Touring History "X, Y, and Z"—our shorter format designed to entertain and educate across the three largest generat...

Touring History Podcast Script - June 22nd, 2025 Opening LANE: Welcome back to Touring History, the podcast where we prove that any random date can make you question everything you thought you knew about linear time. I'm Lane— DAVE: And I'm Dave, and today we're trying something new. This is our first episode of Touring History "X, Y, and Z"—a shorter format designed to entertain and educate acros...

Touring History Podcast Script - June 21st, 2025 Opening LANE: Welcome back to Touring History, the podcast where we prove that any random date contains enough drama to power a Netflix series. I'm Lane--- DAVE: And I'm Dave, and before we dive into a day that gave us everything from the Constitution to space tourism to—wait for it—lab-grown chicken, we need to talk about Randy's Donuts. LANE: Are...

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00000247 00000247 00009E2C 00009E2C 00128ED1 00128ED1 00007E86 00007E85 001B20CB 001B20CB Touring History Podcast Script - June 19th, 2025     Opening DAVE: Welcome back to Touring History, where we turn calendars into entertainment and pretend we understand the complexities of human civilization. I'm Dave— LANE: And I'm Lane, and before we dive into what might be one of the most historically sign...

Touring History Podcast Script - June 18th, 2025     Opening LANE: Welcome back to Touring History, the podcast where we pretend we're qualified to talk about the past because we own calendars and Wikipedia accounts. I'm Lane— DAVE: And I'm Dave, and before we dive into today's cavalcade of historical chaos, we need to talk about donuts. Specifically, Randy's Donuts. LANE: Oh, here we go. Dave's h...

TOURING HISTORY PODCAST SCRIPT Episode: June 17th - "Pyrrhic Victories, Lady Liberty, and White Broncos" Runtime: 10-12 minutes Hosts: Lane & Dave     OPENING LANE: Welcome to Touring History, where we prove that June 17th might be the most accidentally dramatic date on the calendar. I'm Lane— DAVE: And I'm Dave, and before we dive into today's collection of military disasters, constitutional cris...

TOURING HISTORY PODCAST SCRIPT Episode: June 16th - "Divided Houses, Space Women, and Presidential Announcements" Runtime: 10-12 minutes Hosts: Lane & Dave     OPENING LANE: Welcome to Touring History, the podcast where we discover that every day in history was basically someone's "well, this escalated quickly" moment. I'm Lane— DAVE: And I'm Dave, and before we dive into today's collection of pre...

TOURING HISTORY PODCAST SCRIPT Episode: June 15th - "Kings, Commercials, and Catastrophic Volcanoes" Runtime: 10-12 minutes Hosts: Lane & Dave     OPENING LANE: Welcome to Touring History, where we prove that the past was just as chaotic as the present, but with fewer social media hot takes. I'm Lane— DAVE: And I'm Dave, and today's episode is brought to you by Randy's Donuts, the World Famous ico...

TOURING HISTORY PODCAST SCRIPT Episode: June 14th - "Flags, Monkeys, and Near-Death Asteroids" Runtime: 10-12 minutes Hosts: Lane & Dave     OPENING LANE: Welcome to Touring History, the podcast where we pretend we're qualified to talk about the past. I'm Lane— DAVE: And I'm Dave, and before we dive into today's cavalcade of historical chaos, we need to thank our sponsor, Randy's Donuts. You know,...

TOURING HISTORY PODCAST SCRIPT June 13th, 2025 - Episode 50     DAVE: Welcome back to Touring History, the podcast where we learn that every day in the past was basically humanity playing a really complicated game of "What Could Possibly Go Wrong?" I'm Dave. LANE: And I'm Lane, and before we dive into today's collection of constitutional milestones and questionable German engineering projects, we...