TotalCultZone Presents

Nona is back and still eating cake, it’s almost like she never went away. This time around though the film features mid 00’s star Heather Graham, starring, writing and directing in her 2nd feature film attempt “Chosen Family”. She’s got help with a whole host of people you know from other things but will need to consult IMDB to remind you exactly where from and, playing her sister, Clio… who is on...

This week I am joined by Mark and Joe to talk about a charming little brit sci fi film about time travelling in Muswell Hill. Time Travel Is Dangerous is a quintessentially British comedy, blending witty dialogue, quirky characters and a touch of the absurd with a heartwarming core. The ensemble cast surround best friends and shop owners Ruth Syratt and Megan Stevenson, who play characters based o...

I am now cursed to watch Lindsay Lohan movies till the end of time, fortunately I have Nona to keep me company while I do so. Join us as we eat cake and talk about the newest slice of Lohan offered up by Netflix (it’s a little odd covering a Christmas movie in March admittedly but we’d better get it out of the way before Freakier Friday comes out ) Check out the rest of the episodes here Lindsay L...

It’s a rare solo show as I’m off for a few weeks to do some bits. I’m leaving you with a fistfull of films to be getting on with. Films! you may not have heard of that I’ve watched on the Mubi Streaming service Films…. that are all in a different language so make zero sense on a podcast if you’re one of them rubbish monolingualists Totalcultzone.com Email : Fkinghello@gmail.com Music Tatami: Outru...

This week, I sink to new depths as we cover what is considered to be the worst British film ever made, The 2004 film adaptation of the Viz comic strip, The Fat Slags. Join Me, Joe (Hallmark of Greatness) and Ian (Cult Connections) as we question our life choices in watching this movie. a Film that among it’s B/C list pop culture celebrities down on their luck and needing a paycheck, also features...

This week a film you maybe wouldn’t have seen, unless you’re into Non Fungible Tokens or Griftcoins. I’m joined by Tyrants in training Host Kevin Ryan, who quite rightly is wondering why the hell I sent this thing to him. Kevins Links Tyrants Podcast Bluesky My stuff Totalcultzone.com Killroy was here! A babysitter tells a little girl several terrifying stories about Killroy, a vicious killer behi...

I’m once again joined by the man who completed shudder, Captain J Spaulding. As we check out “The Damned”, a chilling trip to the middle of nowhere in the 1800’s, Which doesn’t seem all that far away once we start thinking about it. We also touch upon 2 versions of Nosferatu, Lily Rose Depps giant forehead and Willem Dafoes giant penis… if only TotalCultZone.com for all my stuff FKinghello@Gmail.c...

Me and Boo have always been Street Trash, but are we on board for a reimagining of the 87 cult melty classic. Is the original even worth watching? or is it a mess that deserves to be flushed down the toilet? So I watched both back to back to find out. I also watched the 2006 20 year anniversary documentary “The Meltdown Memoirs”. Which I didn’t go to much into detail on the show but, highly recomm...

That’s gotta be the longest name for a film ever. This week OI’m joined by Punk from the “What the f**k do you want?” podcast. Apparently what he want’s is to lie around in milk baths putting a finger in his hoop, but he has to settle for a new Trailer Park boys movie. Find Punk at WTFDYW podcast To find me TotalCultZone. Com While Bubbles and his band, "The Shitrockers," are playing shows around...

On this show, myself and Rob Jones put on our jolliest outfits and jingle our balls while watching the animated “classic” that is Adam Sandler’s Eight Crazy Nights. Sponsored by WTFDYW podcast, because it’s his most favourite festive fill-um Rob Jones Substack Records and Bands Just up the trail To find me TotalCultZone. Com Adam Sandler invites you to share some holiday cheer in the new, no-holds...

Totalcultzone presents... Edgar Wrights 1995 student film “A Fistful of Fingers” Mark Plant from 100 things we learned from film joins me (ThatFKingGuy) in checking out this possibly lost movie that has a lot of good, an acceptable amount of bad but probably too much ugly to ever get a 4k remastering. I also waffle on about a few things regarding physical media and the “digital media preservation...

This week, Boo Lemont returns to the show and we go back to the past, to watch a film inspired by the 60s, written in the 70s, filmed in the 90s and finished in the 2020s. It’s David Allen and Full Moon Features, The Primevals. A Stop motion feast for the eyes When a group of explorers go in search of a yeti, they find themselves taken captive by an ancient race of alien creatures. Boo Lemont can...

Spooky season is over so I’m joined by the Monorants to talk about a new documentary… which may as well be classed as a horror movie. The incredible true story of a man who lived for 15 months trapped inside a small room, naked, starving and alone... and completely unaware that his life was being broadcast on national TV in Japan, to over 15 million viewers a week. Before Big Brother, before The T...

Does Gavin Belson have bottle… what is bottle? is it a drink? Join us as we watch an episode of “The Big Time” a BBC TV show from the 80s that was once billed as a “grown up Jim’ll Fix it”. In this particular episode, mild mannered church going school teacher Keith Rawlingson learns about Kayfabe the hard way, when he gets booked to wrestle at the Royal Albert Hall. An achievement and an honour, e...

More horror this week as Nona is back on, theres a little bit of comedy attached however with this weeks film "Members Club". Described by Writer Director Marc Coleman as " middle-aged Magic Mike meets a British From Dusk Till Dawn". Listen in to find out if that's the case, remember though... It's only a podcast, it's only a podcast, it's only a podcast, it's only a podcast Nona linky My stuff  a...

When a film has a review attached to it that says it's reminiscent of Early Stephen King, you'll be sure I'll track down someone who's read at least a dozen of his books to show it to. That's just what I did, fortunately for me that person is one of my regular guests Captain J Spaulding... which may also be very unfortunate for the writer and director. To find Captain J online, hire a Private Dick...

Nona and I are back and, ready to go on a long drive cross country, this time to mainly shout at people stopping their car when an obvious mad man is chasing them. Blood Star is on the table today.... Blood Star.... Blood Star.... I have to keep writing it as I thought something different every time. Nona linky My stuff  at  Totalcultzone.com Plaion PIctures is excited to announce that the grippin...

Nona was last seen on social media 40 hours ago and tweeted they were just going to get a drink, they turn up safe eventuslly however with a plate of toast and ready to review a new Survival thriller set on a tropical island where no blonde with a quality arse is safe Nona linky My stuff  at  Totalcultzone.com Written and Directed by  Howard J. Ford  ( The Ledge ,  Never Let Go, The Dead ),  Escap...

Today me and the Monorants learn how to not make a bolognese with Milo Gibson and, all of us greatly admire Francesca Eastwoods builders cracks in this shows review of Clawfoot. A movie all about remodeling a bathroom My stuff  at  Totalcultzone.com Monorants Twitter Movie show "The Boys" Show The Movie Partnership  has announced that home-invasion thriller  Clawfoot,  the feature debut from  Mich...

More Horror!? seems like there's something in the air that's bringing out all the spooky stuff. This show has Captain J once again sitting down and talking scary stuff with me, this time in the form of The Deserving, a film festival favorite... although not Sundance. What did we think of it? and will you need the 2 minute spoiler zone to sell you on it? To find Captain J online, hire a Private Dic...

Totalcultzone presents... Mark Plant from 100 things we learned from film and myself reviewing new UK based horror flick Inherit the Witch. A review which involves us making lots of sounds with our mouths to accurately describe our feelings about this oddity. In 1984, a family throws a birthday party for twins Cory and Jessie. 30 years later, what’s left of the family reunites for the father’s fun...

I'm joined this week by 2 folks, Mark from 100 things we learned from film and Joe from Hallmark of Greatness, who are really happy to be here... no joke. They're enlisted to help me review a movie about some reggae music legends that you may never have heard of... and it's a crime that you haven't. Thankfully someone After its Crucible Theatre World Premiere at the prestigious Sheffield DocFest i...

Returning to Frightfest this week I'm joined by Captain J to talk about "Broken Bird", the opener of this years festival. Talking about a horror movie that has so many twists and turns without spoiling it proves challenging so were hopeful we sold it well... if not you can stay right to the very end where we give you 2 whole minutes of spoilers that may entice you in, I should point out that with...

I review a movie in video format… It’s all explained in the video why I made this. What isn’t in there is how bloody awkward it was to make the thing, as I’ve gotten rid of all my usual video making equipment. Did alright in the end though… Once I re-recorded the entire thing as the sound didn’t get captured for some reason. All lessons learned for next time if there is a next time. This is a publ...

In this episode I'm trying out a new thing, a mystery movie, reaction and review. As I bring on Rich Whitehouse AKA Sunset Skip AKA RIch N'Famous AKA Jake Crotchstomper to have a chit-chat and make them watch a random movie. Along the way we'll learn all sort of little things about his life and loves in the wrasslin world. It's hard to do a Mystery movie when you doing a podcast though and need to...