TotalCultZone Presents

Lesbian Space Princess ... nuff said? maybe not, it's a title that popped into my inbox and I thought it was a totally unnecessary 4k remastering by Vinegar syndrome of a 70s softcore romp release, but it's a actually a brand new indie animated feature that is by the directors description " fresh, female driven and gay AF". I figured as I'm non of those things, I may need a little help. So Nona is...

TotalCultDocFest continues as me and Mark Plant from 100 things we learned form film talk about Football in Greenland. It's a funny old game! No Place for Football  is a feature documentary that explores perseverance, identity, and the unifying power of sport in one of the most remote regions on Earth. Set along the Arctic Circle, the film follows Nuuk-based football club, B67, as they naviga...

Sorry if your offended by this one you little snowflakes, but it's time we stood up to all this political correctness that going on in the world and, do something rebellious, like drink a beer and listen to George Clinton while having relations with a lady. Sarcasm mode all over this show folks, as I link up with Boo for another trip back to the 90s to cover THE MOST OFFENSIVE FILM OF 1994! Politi...

This week I'm joined by Philip Bedwell (he's never been in neighbours or Home and away) to talk about a few things, First his new role in BFI short Choke hold, then about fun fake fighting in films, Depressing realities of the real life fight world and eventually we stumble into Russell Crowe's new MMA movie Beast. It gets real spoilery real fast, so turn off when the trailer kicks in if you reall...

TotalCult DocFest rumbles on with all the power of a ballast laden shopping trolly down a steep hill, as Joe downs his third bottle of Goop and we talk about the 2008 documentary "Carts of Darkness" and, discuss what constitutes a sport. Watch the film here Carts of Darkness full feature Murry Siple's Walletmoth studios LINKS! Joe Things TotalCultZone.com for all my stuff FKinghello@Gmail.com - To...

Nona and me once again review a movie where the poster features an open mouthed lady... it's a trend it seems, as is opening the film with "based on a true story" which we go into why that's not actually as smart as film makers think it is, especially when dealing with cults. Yeah! a cult film in the Total Cult Zone, one with a dead dog that's not a dead dog, an evil witch and some of the poorest...

Welcome to TotalCult DocFest 2026, I've had a lot of documentaries in my inbox of late, so many I figure I hold a mini series of them on the show. What better way to start off DocFest than a doc about a fest. Big thank you to Subjective for sending it over, check them out at www.subjectivemovies.com When a group of independent filmmakers attend ScorpiusFest, a small film festival in Park City, Uta...

Nona is made speechless for the first time, but is it due to the film or just the Werewolf dildo monster tickling a pickle? either way, this is an odd film that neither of us were expecting to have this reaction to. Touch Me  is psychosexual horror-comedy written and directed by  Addison Heimann . Two best friends become addicted to the heroin-like touch of an alien narcis...

Smelling like Monster Energy, spite, rage and a couple of old shelves. Nona and ThatFkingGuy (that is who I am) scratch and sniff our way through the the sights, sounds and smells of Dead Lover Following its World Premiere at Sundance, the film played at SXSW, Night Visions, TIFF, Edinburgh International Film Festival and Soho Horror Festival. Dead Lover  is a deliciously dark horror-comedy,...

Join ThatFKingGuy and Captain J Spaulding as they talk about a "Movie" that's a cross between, "The Thing" and "The Descent"... at least that's what we think was typed into ChatGPT to create this. IT'S AN OUTRAGE!!!! Bone Keepe r is directed and written by  Howard J. Ford  ( DarkGame ,  Escape ) and stars  Sarah Alexandra Marks  ( Escape, Punch, Bogieville ),  Louis J...

This week Nona and myself head out on a text based adventure to the land of Obex Set in 1987 and shot in monochrome,  OBEX  is a surreal lo-fi fantasy adventure with a cautionary tale about living life through a screen. The world premiere took place at the 2025 Sundance Film Festival where  IndieWire  called it “ Eraserhead meets The Legend of Zelda .” Conor Marsh lives a...

Last time Mark(100 things we learned from film) was on, we talked about Thatcher, this time it's amazingly someone even worse than Thatcher. In fact, we're having a hard time trying to figure out who could be worse than this guy Based on the award-winning, bestselling book ‘ At the Wolf’s Table ’ by Rosella Postorino,  The Tasters  reconstructs the true story of the women coerced in...

Captain J joins me to play with our action figures and talk about a scary movie DOLLY  stars  Fabianne Therese  ( John Dies At The End ),  Russ Tiller  ( Blood For Dust ),  Eve Blackhurst ,  Michalina Scorzelli ,  Kate Cobb  ( Okie ) with  Ethan Suplee  (My Name Is Earl) and  Seann William Scott  (American Pie) and introducing ...

Me and our Joe put on a little fill-um and enjoy life a little bit more because of it, even if Graysome White is in it This sweet and uplifting Irish road movie from filmmaker Michael Head ( Bermondsey Tales: Fall of the Roman Empire ) packs in the laughs as it follows Dermot ( Brenock O’Connor ) and Elvis ( Owen Colgan ), two music lovers who run a struggling record...

We were supposed to be talking about a film called "A beautiful break up" but ended up talking about 3 other films and, the state of the world we live in instead. WHY!? you'll find out when you listen Films covered instead: "Rental Family", Brendon Fraser is a token American in Hikari's low budget lost in translation feel good movie. Ricky Stanicky" John Cena and Zac Efron sing about willys and, "...

It's 2026 and we've chosen the bear... was it a wise move? NonaGoff for Nona stuff TotalCultZone.com for all my stuff FKinghello@Gmail.com - To Direct message without that social media guff Thursday 8th January 2026, London, UK:   Lightbulb Film Distribution  are pleased to announce that  Grizzly Night  will be released in the UK & Ireland from 2nd February. Based on true e...

To celebrate the shows return and, the holiest time of the year, myself and Nona watch and then talk about 2 films featuring a fella that rose from his grave. Along the way we talk about, terrible jobs, Baywatch, ill fitting dentures, 90s music, 90s fashion, musli and gangsta paradise... it's not a hummer bummer, it's a couple of Draculas Dracula 2000, the Nu-Metal fever dream with a young Gerard...

We're covering a film that lots of people have probably seen but not in this high a quality. The 25th anniversary of Dogma is being celebrated with a 4K release of the best (?) Kevin Smith film, now that he's got the rights back. Me and Captain J watch it and talk a little about the impact Kevin Smith has had on out worlds... it's not just that one scene, honest. Also as I thought there wouldn't b...

It's spooky season, so I handed the reigns of the show over to Nona, the person who digs through trash dumpsters for horrendous horror films, and challenged them to give me 3 decent ones that may have been overlooked. I do my best co-host impression by adding in things they remind me of, or random films that come to mind. Contributions from the socials also give us some fairly obscure movies you m...

When did you first watch the Texas Chain Saw Massacre? If the first time you saw it, it was in 4K, we're gonna sound like dinosaurs but, so is everyone else in this "documentary" about the legendary film Chain Reactions is an exploration of Tobe Hooper’s cult-classic, featuring never-before-seen outtakes and interviews with  Patton Oswalt, Takashi Miike, Alexandra Heller-Nicholas, Stephe...

Gleaming the cube, more like... Skateboarding and getting off with your dead adopted brothers girlfriend while anti communist propaganda makes you wear chinos  ThatFkingGuy and Sunset Skip (Rich) meet up and talk about a movie, but not just any movie, it's Skips all time favourite movie of ALL TIME!. "A young avid skateboarder uncovers a conspiracy while investigating his adoptive brothe...

We get a little bit political with this weeks entry for DOCtober. That's right, instead of spooky stuff were talking documentaries, but this shows entry does feature the scariest monster that ever lived. Thankfully despite still haunting peoples dreams like Freddy she hasn't risen from the dead like Jason or that Myers fella THE IRON LADIES The inspiring story of working-class women who, during th...

Me and J watch a film about a hecking good doggo This game-changing supernatural horror is told from an entirely new perspective, that of man's best friend. Star of the movie, Indy, has already received acclaim for his gripping performance, winning SXSW Film Festival's coveted "Howl of Fame Award".   Directed by Ben Leonberg ( The Fisherman's Wife ) and produced by Kari Fischer, who are both...

Are you a virgin? This might be the film for you Strange Journey: The Story of Rocky Horror is set for a UK release, with an exclusive first look at the new artwork.    The film will celebrate its UK Premiere at Sheffield DocFest on 19th June, screening at SCI-FI-LONDON Film Festival on 22nd June, before having its Irish Premiere at GAZE on August 3rd, with additional previews and festiv...

In this show Nona Tells us about her love of KPop Demon hunters and talks general cinema love... also we talk about a bucket... A LOT! We break the record on the banter part of the show essentially, with the review of the actual film we were supposed to cover starting about the 17:30 mark. If you're one of those folks who want to get right to the subject podcasts are supposed to be talking about S...