Total Party Kill

249: Very Special Holiday Episode 14.07.2020 1:35:36 ↓

The Dog & Pony gang ends the season with a festival full of rain, a room full of dolls, an attic full of junk, and a door full of lightning!

248: Backgammon in the Wine Gazebo 07.07.2020 1:13:43 ↓

Never split the party! Unless you’re going to do some chores and take a furtive walk around town.

247: Minotaur Maul 30.06.2020 1:44:32 ↓

A shopping trip, afternoon tea, and a polite murder request. Happily, no flesh bag. Sadly, no book club.

246: The Bag Holder 23.06.2020 1:43:33 ↓

What’s in the bag?!?

245: #hagfact 16.06.2020 1:00:12 ↓

This episode is kind of like “Hansel and Gretel,” except there’s a bag made of human skin.

244: Spooky Money 09.06.2020 1:10:09 ↓

Three witches and a windmill.

243: Follow Me To Great Deals! 02.06.2020 1:11:31 ↓

Viral marketing, Barovia style.

242: Non-Fatal Arm Wrestling 26.05.2020 1:00:58 ↓

These windows could use a little more garlic.

241: Rictavio! 19.05.2020 1:00:08 ↓

Our adventurers are off to scenic Valaki, and in the bar of the Bluewater Inn they meet some Very Interesting People.

240: An Octopus Holding a Bag 12.05.2020 58:04 ↓

Everyone loves a good boat trip.

239: A Most Interesting Bone Ghost 05.05.2020 55:32 ↓

We’re on the road to Valaki. Don’t go inside the windmill.

238: Little Joys in Big Barovia 28.04.2020 45:56 ↓

Pick a card, any card.

237: Sad, Unfortunate, and On Fire 21.04.2020 59:11 ↓

Which are worse, wolves or capybaras?

236: Better Dead than Undead 14.04.2020 50:56 ↓

What’s the right protocol for burying a vampire?

235: Non-Union Ghosts 07.04.2020 55:26 ↓

In Barovia, it’s traditional to have a pool party for the dead.

234: Big Trouble In Little Barovia 31.03.2020 1:06:47 ↓

It’s implied that you swapped urine. That’s what friendship means.

233: Let's Bury the Burgermeister 24.03.2020 1:00:16 ↓

The Dog and Pony Show returns! With the same dog… but a new pony. And new players! And a new DM! Please enjoy this trip to a tavern in Little Borovia, and watch Tony die a little bit inside in the service of Dungeons and Dragons.

232: Seize Him! 17.03.2020 1:20:43 ↓

In this episode, our adventure comes to its end. A while ago, the Adventurers’ Pyramid installed Calcryx the white dragon as the ruler of the Sunless Citadel, with Meepo as its right-hand kobold. Unintended consequences can be tough. Will the adventurers escape with their lives and their treasure? If they can, they’re definitely going to make the front page of the next issue of Oakhurst & Beyond!

231: Food Pyramid 11.03.2020 1:03:11 ↓

It’s good to learn things. Where does the Hobgoblin fit in the hierarchy of D&D monsters? If you’re killed by an arrow, does the second arrow really do damage? And how much blood can spill out of the bodies of unconscious adventurers who were just trying to get back to the surface and claim their reward? Also: Meet Bobgoblin the Hobgoblin!

230: Surprised By a Shadow 03.03.2020 53:11 ↓

Our adventurers have begun their trek back to the surface! But they’ve left so much destruction in their wake… and now they may have to pay the price. (Also, Furian’s curiosity gets the better of him.)

229: Leveling Up 25.02.2020 45:33 ↓

The boss battle concludes! The frog is dead! The tree lies in ruins! But not everyone will make it out alive! Who will survive? Those who remain will get an exciting trip to… Level 3!

228: An Adequately Sized Frog 21.02.2020 54:46 ↓

This is it! The beginning of the end! Our party enters battle with the evil druid, his monstrous tree, his two plant-zombie thralls, his twig blight army, and most importantly, his giant purple frog!

227: Hey, Where's Your Frog? 11.02.2020 1:08:42 ↓

Hobgoblins and twig blights and frogs, oh my!

226: I'm Goblin Here! 04.02.2020 59:34 ↓

Yes, the underground gardens of the Sunless Citadel are a beauty to behold, especially if you’re a fungi enthusiast researching for the Great Bugbear Bake-Off. But these ancient statues from a dragon-worshipping cult are just creepy.

225: Posh Bugbear 28.01.2020 58:46 ↓

Our group’s meeting with Balsag Rogruk Bugbear is not going well. But have no fear, a park bench and an underground garden party are just around the corner.