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Stunt director Jackie Chan gets his crew wheeled off on stretchers while being chased by a roving gang of goofballs and a hovercraft. He also broke his ankle and had a lot of fun dubbing this one.

Can Chad convince his siblings to care enough to decode this 3D puzzle masterpiece? No. They are more interested in the Bachelorette drama. Children. Also, Naomi Watts is great. To quote the late great David Lynch, "Who gives a f*ckin sh*t how long a scene is?!"

Did you know that the reason they called it Project Hail Mary is because it was a long shot? Crazy.

🎬 Fresh Kernels Ep. 1 — Send Help (Sam Raimi) | Total Dogsh*tWelcome to Fresh Kernels, our brand-new sub-series where we give quick reviews of new movies fresh out of the oven. In Episode One, Chad and Ally dig into Sam Raimi’s Send Help — breaking down what works, what absolutely doesn’t, and whether Raimi still has that twisted magic or if this one belongs in the bargain bin.🍿 Is it a must-see...

WE CAN'T BELIEVE IT but we finally all agree? The siblings watched this 90's crowd pleaser and nostalgic banger to see if it still holds up. Have you seen Romy and Michele's High School Reunion? What are your thoughts?? Did we get it wrong? (No). Don't forget to wipe and subscribe and click the bell so you know whenever we post another review. #nostalgic #comedy #review #movie #omg

Justin thinks Hateful Eight is Tarantino's best film. I'm not sure if that's true but it's a pretty fun one. I guess he also met the costume designer, which is cool. Anyways, we talk about the movie and Quentin's feet fetish. Hope you like it. Oh, and we spelled Quentin's name wrong in the thumbnail but we'll fix it. Someone poisoned the coffee.

This week on Total Dogsh*t , the four siblings dive into the early-2000s comedy Shallow Hal (2001) starring Jack Black and Gwyneth Paltrow . The movie that tried to mix rom-com energy with a moral lesson about inner beauty… but did it actually age well? We break down everything: The wild early-2000s comedy style Jack Black’s performance and peak Farrelly Brothers chaos Whether the movie’s message...

JUMP INTO ACTION as the siblings discuss the second ever AUDIENCE PICK Last Action Hero. It's Arnold, Arnold, and more Arnold and we are not complaining... or are we? Find out if we thought this action parody was good or Total Dogshit. #actionmovies #arnoldschwarzenegger #lastactionhero #viral #moviereview

Welcome to Medieval Times! On this episode, we re-watch the classic 1996 movie Cable Guy to see if it is in fact a classic. Starring Jim Carey, Matthew Broderick, and a ton of cameos, this comedy/horror(?) is a bonkers, highly-quotable thrill ride. Do you think it holds up?

The siblings reunite to kick off Season 2 of Total Dogsht* by revisiting the infamous 90s comedy The Pest, starring John Leguizamo. Is this chaotic cult classic secretly misunderstood… or is it truly, undeniably dogsh*t? We break down the jokes, the performances, the questionable accents, and the pure 90s energy to decide once and for all whether The Pest deserves redemption—or the trash heap. Exp...

On this special BONUS episode, we regrettably discuss the new Jonas Brothers Christmas movie. Spoiler alert: Some of us didn't care for it. We're not even sure if it can be classified as a Christmas movie. But, it's not without it's merits, I suppose. They have fans that'll probably like it, I guess. Ho ho ho :(

On this special Christmas episode of Total Dogsh*t, we discuss Home Alone 2: Lost in New York where Kevin McCallister goes searching for the Epstein files while his terrible parents crack jokes, a weird bird lady tries to seduce him, and the hotel employees get duped by the little McGruber. Merry Christmas!

The siblings are back and this week we're carving into the cult classic ThanksKilling — the low-budget, high-chaos masterpiece starring everyone’s favorite homicidal turkey. Is it secretly brilliant? Is it truly terrible? Or is it, you guessed it… Total Dogshit ? Grab some leftovers and settle in for another unhinged family debate. Question for the audience: Do you hook or pull down?

Today we discuss the beautifully animated Mary and the Witch's Flower created by Studio Ponoc. Also, has has a startling confession to make.

We discuss Stanley Kubrick's The Shining... and Ace Ventura.

Could this be the Adam Sandler movie to rule them all? Cameos, recurring jokes, and all the surprises. Is this a spooky laugh filled instant classic or a big pile of poisoned candy poop? #hubiehalloween #spookymovie #scary #adamsandler #moviereviewWhat do you think of our last pick for our Halloween series?? Don't forget that we have an AUDIENCE PICK coming up as a THANK YOU for 100+ subscribers....

This week on Total Dogshit, we dive headfirst into the bleak, goat-infested hellscape of The Witch (yeah, the Robert Eggers one with the creepy twins and the butter-loving goat). Is it a haunting masterpiece of slow-burn terror… or an overhyped pilgrim cosplay project that belongs in the dogshit bin? We break down the vibes, the dread, the Black Phillip of it all, and try to decide once and for al...

We discuss Stanley Kubrick's The Shining... and Ace Ventura.

Why Kalabar?! Today we’re ripping into Halloweentown — the Disney Channel classic you thought was magical, but might actually just be cheap costumes, bad acting, and pure nostalgia bait. 💬 Drop your hot takes: Would you move to Halloweentown or stay with us boring mortals? Who’s the worst character? Does this movie still slap or were we all just dumb kids? 👍 Like, subscribe, and hit the bell so...

It's a difficult first watch for most but Stanley Kubrick's Eyes Wide Shut is either a beautiful, dreamlike, surrealist allegory on marriage and wealth.. or it's total dogshit. Who really knows.

Does this early 2000s classic GRIND your gears or did the jokes still land? We still quote this movie regularly... but should we? :p Let's argue in the comments. It's this nostalgic genius or TOTAL DOGSHIT? DON'T FORGOT to wipe and subscribe. #grind #throwback #moviereview #bam #pepperoni

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Nostalgia, cheap repeated jokes, another of Harry's least favorite tropes... Was this move a hole in one or did it fall below par? #happygilmore2 #adamsandler #moviereview #happygilmore Sibling movie picks are under way after this round. Check back in to see what Justin selected as his first movie pick. If you're new here... WELCOME TO THE TURD BOWL!▶️ please wipe & subscribe

Ally got way too much enjoyment out of making everyone watch this PILE. Plot points, acting, PLOT HOLES and MORE PLOT HOLES. Is this the first official TOTAL DOGSH*T stamp?!? See why this M Night Shyamalan masterpiece might be mastercrap. Movie Review begins at 4:52    • How M Night Shyamalan TRAPped Us All | Tot...   Flush that like buttonWipe and subscribeWelcome to the turd bowl #trap #mnightsh...

Life... finds a way... But this highly anticipated franchise release... DID NOT. Let us know your thoughts. Wipe and Subscribe. #jurassicworld #rebirth #dinodna #lifefindsaway #review #moviereview