Topé Suicida - What Wrestling Can Be

We step back into the ring with Mitsuharu Misawa vs. Kenta Kobashi II! It's a hell of a match and we hope you take the time to give it a watch!  Munch these numbers, why don't ya?  20:29 - Beau's Notes 31:43 - Who's Your Favorite Wrestler? 38:02 - Is it SHITHOUSE?! 48:10 - The Match 1:06:59 - Ratings & Outro Want to listen our ALBUM?! Of course you do! Enjoy NOW That's What I Call To...

As heard on our very special Topé Suicida Presents: Now That's What I Call Topé - 23 for 31; Or, Celebrating the first 23 of the first 31 Episodes Volume I: Curtain Jerkers, we present you the full, unedited *BONUS* thank you track. Enjoy.  So who's your favorite wrestler? Let us know! Follow Topé Suicida on Instagram, Twitter, and Facebook. And if you want to reach us via email, we're at topesuic...

We made a music/comedy album. Releases tomorrow on Bandcamp . Pay-what-you-want, but the proceeds from the first 50 purchases will be going to a Black Lives Matter fund of our choice.  So who's your favorite wrestler? Let us know! Follow Topé Suicida on Instagram , Twitter , and Facebook . And if you want to reach us via email, we're at topesuicidapod@gmail.com! You can follow Beau everywhere...

Mike and Beau turn on the Watchamania faucet and spill out a short and quick DRIP. Watch-a-long to Sting - The Lost Tape on the WWE Network with us!  Here's your drippy wet numbers:  6:04 - We start the watch-a-long 32:37 - Outro So who's your favorite wrestler? Let us know! Follow Topé Suicida on Instagram , Twitter , and Facebook . And if you want to reach us via email, we're at topesu...

We're trying something a bit different today! We call it The MYSTERY BOX. We're watching a random PPV and we want you to watch it with us! We're not telling you what it is, so load up the WWE Network and get ready to watch what we picked!  Numbers, far and wide. As far as the eye can see:  18:21 - Who's Your Favorite Wrestler? 20:42 - Is It SHITHOUSE?! 33:01 - We Start the Mystery Box Wa...

Better late than never! Mike and Beau tackle episode 3 of their Shithouse Shittacular! They watch four more matches to determine if they're worthy for the first annual Shithouse Challenge! We hope you watch them too, cause we'd love your feedback!  Those looking to dig right into the math:  2:40 - Nesting Doll Stupidity 20:14 - Who's Your Favorite Wrestler? 26:09 - It It SHITHOUSE?! 48:0...

This episode, Beau and Mike start a new guest-less match series. This round, they start watching the classic Misawa vs. Kobashi! feud, and it's one hell of a match. We won't delay you!  Look sharp, number detectives:  23:11 - Off the Top Rope, It's HUGE NEWS 25:44 - Who's Your Favorite Wrestler? 27:36 - Beau Reads Hangman Adam Page's COVID Press Release 37:42 - Is It SHITHOUSE?! 53:29 -...

Mike and Beau go for Part 2 of the Monday Night Fight Bites! In this installment, they watch WWF Monday Night RAW and WCW Monday Night Nitro from September 11, 1995! It's a quick in and out this week, as we forgot to actually do a "watch-a-long." Next time.  Take a big cut of this number steak:  12:33 - Off the Top Rope: Beau's Notes HUGE ULTIMATE, WWE Money in the Bank Edition 28:33 - W...

We now present Topé Suicida's First Annual Karate Man Fest! In this very special episode, Mike leads Beau down a winding karate wrestling path. It's silly; we'll do it again next year.  You digifreaks came here for the numbers:  20:01 - Who's Your Favorite Wrestler? 30:47 - Is It SHITHOUSE?! 1:08:18 - Vignette Deliberation 1:14:14 - Match 1 Deliberation 1:17:27 - Match 2 Deliberation &am...

Mike and Beau are back at it again with a new Shithouse Shittacular! In this second episode, they each bring two matches to put up for contention in the First Annual Shithouse Invitational! But before that, Beau throws five Is It SHITHOUSE?! submissions at Mike to his humorous delight. Get in, get down, this digits ain't gonna let you down:  19:44 - Is It SHITHOUSE?! 33:19 - Match 1 Deliberat...

We've decided to do something irresponsible this week. We've started watching the Monday Night Wars. That's right! This week, we introduce our new Watchamania Series: Monday Night Fight Bites! Each MNFB, we compare the episode of WWF Monday Night Raw and WCW Monday Night Nitro that aired on the same nights and see how we feel about each offering with new, adult eyeballs and wrestling sensibilities...

This week, Mike and Beau have a special treat for you! They're doing an episode dedicated entirely to SHITHOUSE things. Beau and Mike share with each other a bunch of Is It SHITHOUSE?! selections they've gathered over the last few weeks, and let the SHITHOUSE Challenge begin, as Mike and Beau watch 4 different matches for bracket consideration.  For those sniffing numbers and huffing digitime...

Yeah the title of the episode is wacky; we didn't plan it that way, but we love it. In these quarantined times, we hope you join us as we watch WWE Wrestlemania VIII! Plus, this watch-a-long includes a little bit of the Is It SHITHOUSE! Get pumped.  For those grasping for the digits:  8:09 - Is It SHITHOUSE   22:05 - We start the watch-a-long So who's your favorite wrestler? Let us...

Quarantine got you down? Us too. That's why we're delivering even more audio honey jacked straight into your ear canals with some To-To-To-To-Topé Drips! Short. Sweet. Sensual. S words. Swords. We're all losing our minds.  So who's your favorite wrestler? Let us know! Follow Topé Suicida on Instagram , Twitter , and Facebook . And if you want to reach us via email, we're at topesuicidapod@gma...

We had so much fun watching The Undertaker vs. Mankind with Caden Cassidy last week that we decided to watch the entire In Your House pay-per-view while we're in our separate shithouses! This one is all kinds of silly and we hope you enjoy watching it with us! Come on wrestle buddies, WATCHAMANIA with your friends!  For the number drunks:  9:30 - We start the watch-a-long So who's your f...

Happy episode 20! And in this very special milestone, we introduce Wrestling School! This is where we flip the script on our very own format and invite an actual, living and breathing professional wrestler to join us in the SHITHOUSE. For this first episode, Caden Cassidy (Todd Phillips) joins us as he sheds light on the matches that inspired his turn to professional wrestling. So let's get with i...

It's HERE. COVID-19, and it's serious. So, here's a wonderful Watchamania coming at you about AEW Revolution 2020! On this watch-a-long, we welcome Mike and Beau's new wrestling friend, Miranda!  Number thugs:  9:30 - We start the watch-a-long So who's your favorite wrestler? Let us know! Follow Topé Suicida on Instagram , Twitter , and Facebook . And if you want to reach us via email, w...

In a particularly goofy episode, Mike and Beau are joined by their friendly improviser pal, Russ Walsh! They watch a diamond-in-the-rough match of Mike Awesome vs. Masato Tanaka at ECW One Night Stand in 2005. There are many unprotected chair shots and Tanaka almost gets impaled by the metal of a broken table. It's great. We also give Russ a few birthday cupcakes to celebrate his big day. Get into...

It was a fun way to kick off 2020, and we had a blast. So, queue up that WWE Network for Watchamania IV! We watch the 2020 Royal Rumble and you can listen and watch-a-long with us!  For the digitheads:  6:18 - We start the watch-a-long So who's your favorite wrestler? Let us know! Follow Topé Suicida on Instagram , Twitter , and Facebook . And if you want to reach us via email, we're at...

Today's match is the best match you'll ever watch. It's spectacular. There's not a better match out there. We wrap up the Okada vs Omega series with their final bout at New Japan Pro Wrestling's Dominion 6.9 in 2018! But the best part about this episode? We go nuts and bananas with some ASMR, crown the first ever #TopéDouble, and so much more!  Dirty number munchers only: 3:40 - Intro 14:30 -...

In the very first episode of Macho Man Attempts to Remain Calm, he returns a garment of clothing to the K-Mart. But he must remain calm. So who's your favorite wrestler? Let us know! Follow Topé Suicida on Instagram , Twitter , and Facebook @topesuicidapod. And if you want to reach us via email, we're at topesuicidapod@gmail.com! You can follow Beau everywhere @beaurosser and Mike @MikeFromTV on T...

Oh boy, oh boy, today's episode is a blast! We invite our friendly improviser pal Justin Alexander to the SHITHOUSE to watch a harrowing custody ladder match between Rey Mysterio vs. Eddie Guerrero at SummerSlam 2005! Mike and Beau talk about a game they played in their youth that has probably made them dumber.  You munchin' numbers over there? Here, munch these:  5:52 - Intro 12:44 - Wh...

This week we welcome stand-up comedian and fellow improviser, Elena C. Hayden to the SHITHOUSE! We watch Sasha Banks (c) vs. Bayley at the very first NXT TakeOver: Brooklyn in 2015. Mike and Beau take the most devastating SHITHOUSE Challenge that must be heard to be believed.  For the Time Lords:  3:52 - Intro 15:19 - Who is Your Favorite Wrestler? 18:51 - Is it SHITHOUSE?! + The SHITHOU...

This one's got it all, folks! Bat shit bits, SHITHOUSE challenges, and so much more! In what we consider our silliest episode to date, we watch Kenny Omega vs. Kazuchika Okada III at NJPW G1 2017! Get deep in those filthy numbers: 17:49 - Who's Your Favorite Wrestler? 31:30 - Is it SHITHOUSE?! 57:11 - The Match 1:08:45 - Ratings & Outro So who's your favorite wrestler? Let us know! Follow Topé...

Buddies, we got a horny one! We watch The Golden Lovers vs. The Young Bucks at New Japan Pro Wrestling's Strong Style Evolved 2018 with our improv team player and funny friend, Brian Robbins ( Twitter / Instagram )! We talk about the innate sexuality of professional wrestling as well as compare wrestling's theatrics to that of Drag culture. We send our best wishes to La Parka's family and those im...