Topé Suicida - What Wrestling Can Be

Mike had never seen All Elite Wrestling's first OFFICIAL PPV, Double or Nothing from 2019. So that's what Beau brought for him to watch. It's a long PPV, so most of this episode is a watch-a-long, but we encourage you to join us in the watch!  Numbers for the best people:  12:18 - Who’s Your Favorite Wrestler? 17:16 - Is it SHITHOUSE?! 24:25 - Ad 25:48 - We Watch AEW Double or Nothing 20...

Here is the full Turkey Pageant stripped out of episode 55! Enjoy and happy Thanksgiving! 

Today's episode is a big one because it's the first ever TURKEY PAGEANT! What is the Turkey Pageant, you ask? Interesting. Everyone knows about it, so  we guess you'll just have to listen to find out! We also watch some really great Survivor Series matches! Happy Thanksgiving!   23:54 - Thanksgiving Song 29:53 - Is it SHITHOUSE?! 43:26 - Topé Memory 51:17 - Who’s Your Favorite Wrestler?...

Friend of the show, Truman Capps, is back on the show for part 2 of his wrestling education! We simply love having him on! We show him and HOT match with Rey Mysterio, Jr. vs. Eddie Guerrero (C) in a Title v Mask match.  Get thick in the numbers:  14:39 - Who’s Your Favorite Wrestler? 19:26 - HUGE NEWS 45:58 - Is It SHITHOUSE?! 1:00:37 - Ad 1:02:00 - The Match 1:14:37 - Ratings & Out...

We're back for season 2 with a really great Watchamania! Mike brings Beau a rare gem of the Hart Brothers vs. the Steiner Brothers. It's a dope match and the show that precedes it is pretty solid too! Get into it!  Really get deep in those numbers:  10:26 - Who’s Your Favorite Wrestler? 18:38 - Is It SHITHOUSE?! 35:18 - Ad 36:41 - Back from Break 39:41 - We Watch The Hart Brothers vs. The Steiner...

Can you believe that we're here? Beau and Mike can't. Holy wow. Real talk, when Beau approached Mike about a wrestling podcast a year ago, Beau didn't actually think Mike would bite, but he did and here we are. And now you're here. We hope you're enjoying the show as well as our creative pivots during COVID. It's been a weird year to launch a podcast. But we did it. No week missed. Here's to the n...

The ghouls and ghosts are out on this very special Topé Suicida Halloween special! Mike and Beau navigate the waters of Halloween Havoc and have a hell of a time along the way.  This time codes will haunt you: 8:53 - Trick or Trips (I) 12:12 - Is It SHITHOUSE?! 26:06 - Trick or Trips (II) 27:47 - Trick or Trips (III) 30:15 - Trick or Trips (IV) 34:26 - Who’s Your Favorite Wrestler? 43:30 - Tr...

Well here we are, episode 50. Would you look at that. 50 weeks. 50 weeks of Mike and Beau talking about wrestling, doing bits, creating characters, building lore, and all kinds of nonsense. Here's to 50 more, and then another 50, another, and so on. Enjoy all the guests! There's 15! Well, 14. We had to cancel one of the interviews. Anyway. Time codes for the naughty number touchers:  [error /...

Oh, we've got the third edition of our Mystery Box Watchamania series! What are we watching? We'll never tell. Well, until you listen.  Get down in the dirt with these numbers, baby:  5:47 - Off the Top Rope: Politics & Beau’s Notes 18:34 - Who’s Your Favorite Wrestler? 24:59 - Is It SHITHOUSE?! 41:27 - Ad 42:50 - Back from Break 44:09 - We Start the Mystery Box Watch-a-long 3:08:46...

S U R P R I S E     2 Are you number junk heads even ready?: 12:25 - Who’s Your Favorite Wrestler? 21:39 - Is It SHITHOUSE?! 35:42 - Ad 37:05 - Back from Break 39:15 - Beau’s SURPRISE! 56:35 - Mike’s SURPRISE! (Requires New Japan Pro Wrestling World subscription) 1:29:01 - Ratings & Outro So who's your favorite wrestler? Let us know! Follow Topé Suicida on Instagram , Twitt...

Mike takes Beau through a 4-match Road Warriors retrospective. Rest in Peace, Road Warrior Animal.  OOOOOOOOOOOOH, what a RUUUUUUUSH of time codes: 27:13 - Who's Your Favorite Wrestler? 36:07 - Is It SHITHOUSE?! 51:04 - Ad 52:26 - Back from Break 55:25 - Match 1 Discussion 1:06:03 - Match 2 Discussion 1:17:34 - Match 3 Discussion 1:27:29 - Match 4 Discussion & Outro 1:47:58 - A Little Ext...

It's been 26 weeks since we've had an official guest on the show. Well, we HAD Tony Schiavone, but that episode was insane and never worked correctly. Anyway, we welcome to the show Truman Capps, co-host of Grunt Work: A Podcast About the TV Show Home Improvement ! In today's episode, Mike, Beau, and Truman watch Owen Hart vs. Bret Hart from Wrestlemania X in 1994! Number divers can munch here:&nb...

Enter the ring for Part 6 of our reoccurring Monday Night Fight Bites series! On today's show, Mike and Beau watch Monday Night Raw and Nitro from October 9, 1995! 32:19 - Is It SHITHOUSE?! 48:15 - Who's Your Favorite Wrestler? 52:32 - Ad 53:55 - Back to the Show! 58:30 - Is It SWEETHOUSE?! 1:04:21 - We Watch Monday Night Raw, October 9, 1995 1:51:38 - We Watch Monday Night Nitro, October 9, 1995...

This week, Mike and Beau are headed down memory lane! Well, Beau's memories of growing up in the south, at least. Anyway, they're watching a "Documentary" on called Southern Discomfort: Wrestling on the Indie Circuit . Watch it along with them! PLEASE.  To find the magic secrets, rub the numbers lamp: 13:11 - Is It SHITHOUSE?! 22:27 - HUGE NEWS 25:10 - Who's Your Favorite Wrestler? 31:48 - To...

We're back at it to mix up the bracket just a bit more for our eventual First Annual Shithouse Invitational. So here we are, presenting four brand new matches we literally know nothing about. Ok, maybe we know a little. Y'all are going to love this one! Plus, we really delve deep into doughnut talk near the end, so grab a dozen and buckle up!  Our words, turned to numbers:  13:07 - Is It...

Part 3 and the finale of our Misawa vs. Kobashi series is here! You're going to love it. We sure did. WOW it was great.  These numbers are gonna get ya there: 27:05 - Who's Your Favorite Wrestler? 35:58 - Is It SHITHOUSE?! 51:39 - Ad 53:02 - The Match 1:04:15 - Ratings & Outro So who's your favorite wrestler? Let us know! Follow Topé Suicida on Instagram , Twitter , and Facebook . And if...

Ha! You thought we were done with normal Watchamanias?! NEVER. Here's WATCHAMANIA VIII! We watch SummerSlam 2002 in preparation for SummerSlam 2020, plus we make a very interesting bet near the end. Plus, a regular episode up top!  These numbers don't lie. Seriously, they passed a test:  17:10 - Is it Shithouse?! 22:34 - What Does This Dapper Duck Do? 27:20 - Who’s Your Favorite Wrestler...

Part 4 of the 2020 Shithouse Shittacular is here and it's such a fun episode! Seriously, Beau and Mike had a blast putting this bracket together! They each bring two matches and only two can survive. It's a blood bath!  Sexy numbs numbs to get you through: 13:23 - Is It Shithouse?! 40:21 - Who’s Your Favorite Wrestler? 48:46 - Off the Tope Rope, It’s HUGE NEWS 58:24 - Ad Break 59:47 - Match 1...

Here we are again, back to our infinite series: It's Monday Night Fight Bites, Part 5! So come on, wrestle buddies, and watch Monday Night Raw and Monday Night Nitro from October 2, 1995! We were babies back then!  Pop around with our number friends:  28.42 - Is It SHITHOUSE?! 53:00 - We Watch WWF Monday Night Raw, October 2, 1995 1:39:59 - We Watch WCW Monday Night Nitro, October 2, 199...

We had a really great time interviewing Tony Schiavone for Wrestling School! He entertained us for hours with stories spanning his four decades in the Professional Wrestling industry. It was a truly riveting conversation. The five hour+ runtime of this episode is going to scream by, and we hope you enjoy every second of the ride!  Na na na na numbers for the code dorks:  6:42 - Coming to...

We're headed back to 1995 with our 4th installment of Monday Night Fight Bites! Watch-a-long with your buds!  Numbers. Digits. As far as the eye can see:  18:42 - We Watch WWF Monday Night Raw, September 25, 1995 1:06:13 - We Watch WCW Monday Night Nitro, September 25, 1995 1:51:00 - Ratings & Plugs 2:04:08 - Wrestling Isvocation & Outro So who's your favorite wrestler? Let us kn...

S U R P R I S E  You dirty surprisers want those good good numbs: 00:36 - Off the Top Rope! 39:11 - Lou Thesz vs. Verne Gagne (watch-a-long) 1:35:09 - A hero prepares to talk about a beautiful pro wrestling match 1:35:54 - A hero is derailed 1:36:54 - A villain cackles 1:37:09 - A hero is defeated 1:38:04 - A villain is sad so rolls in the muck with the hero 01:38:43 - Ruthless Aggression Era...

I bet you want to know what we're watching, you big dumb idiot. Well, it's a mystery box, and we don't know either!  What we do know? Time codes for you time creeps: 10:12 - Who’s Your Favorite Wrestler 12:01 - Is It SHITHOUSE?! 27:34 - We Start the Mystery Box Watch-a-long 3:00:07 - Ratings & Outro So who's your favorite wrestler? Let us know! Follow Topé Suicida on Instagram , Twitter ,...

This week, Beau forces Mike to watch the documentary Joey Janela: Please Don't Die! They both love it.  Watch out, you're about to get these numbers:  14:22 - It It SHITHOUSE?! 21:55 - We start the watch-a-long 59:29 - Outro 1:03:21 - Is It SHITHOUSE THO?! So who's your favorite wrestler? Let us know! Follow Topé Suicida on Instagram , Twitter , and Facebook . And if you want to reach us...

It's Part 3 of our forever and infinite Monday Night Fight Bites Watchamania series! Are you ready to join us on an adventure taking place on September 18, 1995?! No? GET READY, cause we're diving in!  No arithmetic for these dirty numbers:  8:46 - Is It SHITHOUSE?! 18:28 - Who's Your Favorite Wrestler? 33:00 - We Watch WWF Monday Night Raw, September 18, 1995 1:19:34 - We Watch WCW Mond...