Top-Shelf Hijynx

In this episode of the Clink-Clink Gang podcast, we're gearing up for Fall and the official start of Hoodie season! Baroque Medusa shares her expert tips with PAHMOANAH BULITZ on lifting weights and the importance of quality sleep. Plus, get the inside scoop on Medusa's highly anticipated non-fiction erotica book, Animals on a Carousel , dropping next Sunday, August 18th. Discover what makes this...

Hold onto your seats for a wild ride in this episode of The Clink-Clink Gang! PAHMOANAH BULITZ and Baroque Medusa dive into the Summer Olympics with a side of Snoop Dogg hilarity, then detour to the county fairs, comparing SoCal and Oregon's deep-fried delights and tonight's guest artists. The gang also reminisces about Baroque Medusa's youngest nephew's christening, complete with drunken shenanig...

In this lively episode, the Clink-Clink Gang dives into an array of random yet entertaining topics. Baroque Medusa and PAHMOANAH BULITZ chat about Snoop Dogg's beloved dogs, hilariously critique Joe Rogan's blunt-rolling skills, and share their comical frustrations with Instagram videos. The duo also delves into the absurdity of coffee-flavored Doritos and discuss the recent system outage that dis...

Join Baroque Medusa and PAHMOANAH BULITZ as they dive into the thrilling world of strep throat, retail hell, and the ever-exciting state of Oregon. PAHMOANAH BULITZ fills us in with her riveting tales of moving to Oregon and painting wine barrel tables for the Fourth of July—because what else would you do? Our hosts also bravely tackle the hard-hitting issues of Oakland Raiders tailgating in Parki...

In this episode, the Clink-Clink Gang dives into the latest hot topics: botox and blow jobs. We also discuss Southern California Edison's "brown outs" and McDonald's newest fries creation. Plus, get the scoop on the delicious Rainbow Sherbet Punch. Medusa shares a hilarious story about a mushroom and THC mix-up with her Binoid delivery, filling in PAHMOANAH BULITZ on all the details. Botox tweet:...

Join us in celebrating a fantastic milestone as Baroque Medusa and PAHMOANAH BULITZ commemorate one year of podcasting. This special episode is packed with engaging discussions on Father's Day, where we uncover the best and worst gifts according to dads surveyed. We also dive into current events, including the U.S. House passing a bill requiring males aged 18-26 to be automatically drafted. In add...

Join Baroque Medusa and PAHMOANAH BULITZ as they dive into the latest buzz in the dental field, bringing you the freshest updates on teeth. This lively discussion takes a thrilling turn as PAHMOANAH BULITZ shares horror stories from her days as a dental hygienist. As the episode unfolds, the Clink Clink Gang takes a nostalgic journey back to 1994, reminiscing about the iconic 'Back to the Future'...

In this episode, The Clink-Clink Gang dives into the flawed marketing campaign of Bad Boys IV, highlighting what went wrong. They also discuss UFC legends Nick Diaz and Sean Strickland. Baroque Medusa updates PAHMOANAH BULITZ on Snickers' latest flavor, and PAHMOANAH BULITZ shares her chaotic Memorial Day weekend at Lowes. Baroque Medusa home:⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠...

In this episode, Medusa shares her past brow waxer's past as an esthetician, revealing some of her clients' shocking hygiene. PAHMOANAH BULITZ follows with tales from her dental assistant days, emphasizing hygiene issues. (You don't need to be a rocket scientist to figure out that hygiene is the common denominator!) The Clink-Clink Gang also discusses childhood bullying, and PAHMOANAH BULITZ updat...

In this episode, Baroque Medusa and PAHMOANAH BULITZ sarcastically dive into the saccharine abyss of "Mother's Day," offering their unfiltered opinions and colorful language. The conversation hilariously veers off course into a bizarre wasp conundrum, because why the hell not? And of course, the Clink-Clink Gang chimes in with their own brand of witty banter, making this episode a rollercoaster of...

Join the Clink-Clink Gang in this festive Cinco De Mayo episode as they share exciting updates from the past week. Baroque Medusa recounts her thrilling adventures at Universal Studios, while PAHMOANAH BULITZ discovers a hilarious mix-up during spring cleaning. Expect plenty of sarcasm, laughter, and maybe a few profanities in this lively episode. Read up on Baroque Medusa's interview w/ Bold Jour...

In this episode, Baroque Medusa gets a crash course in Chaldean Name Numerology from PAHMOANAH BULITZ, who reveals the number assigned to Medusa. The Clink-Clink Gang takes a trip down memory lane, discussing road rage, Shake n Bake, and the challenges of being moms getting their kids involved in extracurricular activities. Join in as the besties catch up, with plenty of profanities flying along t...

In this episode of Top-Shelf Hijynx, join PAHMOANAH BULITZ and Medusa as they dive into the art of tattooing. PAHMOANAH BULITZ shares her journey of rediscovering tattooing in 2024, highlighting the stark differences between the equipment of the 1990s and today. Medusa adds a flavorful twist to the conversation by introducing PAHMOANAH BULITZ to the latest ketchup crazes, including Cheetos Ketchup...

In this hilarious episode, join the Clink Clink Gang as they reminisce about their favorite childhood TV shows. From the classic Three's Company to the lesser-known gems like The Ropers and Three's a Crowd, they dive into the nostalgia of 70s and 80s television. They also share their mutual disdain for certain childhood movies, bonding over their shared taste in cinematic dislikes. Tune in for lau...

Get ready to join the Clink Clink Gang for a wild ride in this episode! They're diving into three rounds of Getting to Know My Bestie Better (GTKMBB), with questions that are as serious as life and death (well, almost). Discover why Baroque Medusa decided her sobriety was officially over and catch up on the latest from PAHMOANAH BULITZ, who updates us on her TV delivery and the ongoing saga of the...

Get ready for a wild ride with PAHMOANAH BULITZ as she tackles the everyday absurdities of work, friendship, and modern life. From attempting to take out the damn trash without any damn interruptions to getting to know her bestie, Baroque Medusa, like, for real, this episode is a rollercoaster of sarcasm and common sense. And hold onto your seats for the hysterical saga of PAHMOANAH BULITZ trying...

In this episode, join PAHMOANAH BULITZ as she navigates the chaos of a new TV delivery, and laugh along as Medusa has a surprising epiphany about hangnails following a nail shop manicure. Volume 3 - Foot Pose Maven: A Foot Model's Diary, written by Baroque Medusa, is now available on Amazon Kindle and Kindle Unlimited. Buy it. Read it. Review it. https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0CS3KF469?binding=kindle...

In this episode, The Clink-Clink Gang continues on their sobriety journey, sparking a hilarious debate over a new group name. Meanwhile, PAHMOANAH BULITZ takes Baroque Medusa on a deep dive into the Urban Dictionary, offering a hilarious and educational twist on modern slang and culture. Volume 3 - Foot Pose Maven: A Foot Model's Diary, written by Baroque Medusa, is now available on Amazon Kindle...

In this episode, PAHMOANAH BULITZ discusses the quirks of Daylight Saving Time. Also, Medusa shares a humorous encounter with a road-raging driver, pondering if it was none other than PAHMOANAH BULITZ. Volume 3 - Foot Pose Maven: A Foot Model's Diary, written by Baroque Medusa, is now available on Amazon Kindle and Kindle Unlimited. Buy it. Read it. Review it. https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0CS3KF469?...

In this episode, PAHMOANAH BULITZ shares her winning news. Plus, the Clink-Clink Gang goes redrum on Secret Body Spray and Super Bowl LVIII's streaker with possible life altering scenarios. Volume 3 - Foot Pose Maven: A Foot Model's Diary, written by Baroque Medusa, is now available on Amazon Kindle and Kindle Unlimited. Buy it. Read it. Review it: https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0CS3KF469?binding=kind...

In this episode, what starts off as PAHMOANAH BULITZ talking about good times with her dad leads the gang to confessions, of sorts. Will PAMOANAH BULITZ & Baroque Medusa remain as the Clink-Clink Gang co-founders? Or will they need to update their name to Blink-Blink Old Heads, as in, "blink, we're old!?" Volume 3 - Foot Pose Maven: A Foot Model's Diary drops on Amazon Kindle and Kindle Unlimi...

In this episode, Medusa welcomes her close friend Blaine Dean, an accomplished lifestyle and editorial photographer with 18 years of experience. Blaine shares his deep passion for photography, recounting how he recently gained 600 new Instagram followers in just one week. He also reveals the story behind his most meaningful photograph, discussing its symbolism and significance in his body of work....

In this episode Medusa refutes PAHMOANAH BULITZ's informing her of "Living Funerals", justifying why it's complete nonsense. Medusa also assure jLo that Bennafleck is NOT a hot catch. PS: Yes, Medusa wrote Bennaffleck on purpose. Calm down. Volume 2 for Foot Pose Maven: A Foot Model's Diary is now available on Amazon. Buy it. Read it. Review it: ⁠⁠ https://www.amazon.com/stores/Baroque-Medusa/auth...

For this episode, Medusa talks to Jeff Garcia, owner of Zero Habit studio. Jeff school's Medusa on the ins and outs of running a traveling photo booth business. Jeff's socials: IG: https://www.instagram.com/zerohabit_studio/ Website: https://www.zerohabitstudio.com/ Volume 2 for Foot Pose Maven: A Foot Model's Diary is now available on Amazon. Buy it. Read it. Review it: ⁠⁠ https://www.amazon.com/...

In this episode, PAHMOANAH BULITZ recounts geckos, machetes, and spiders while growing up in Kauai. She also schools Medusa on "GTS". Volume 2 for Foot Pose Maven: A Foot Model's Diary is now available on Amazon. Buy it. Read it. Review it: ⁠ https://www.amazon.com/stores/Baroque-Medusa/author/B0CL3J2XB4?ref=ap_rdr&isDramIntegrated=true&shoppingPortalEnabled=true ⁠ Baroque Medusa home:⁠⁠⁠⁠...