Top Or Bottom?

Comedy EN ↓ 1 episodes

Sad music. Horny messages. Questionable men. I read gay dating app messages, overanalyze them, give my unsolicited commentary, and decide whether the sender is a top or a bottom. Sometimes we laugh. Sometimes we learn. Mostly we judge.

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001: "Hey!" "Hey, Handsome" and some other threats 08.01.2026 1:23:33

Welcome to Top or Bottom? — the podcast where awkward gay dating app messages are read aloud over elevator music, emotionally dissected, and judged by someone with too much insight and not enough patience. In this pilot episode, we investigate the deeply unsettling phrase “Hey handsome”. And honey, it's a message so vague it could mean interest, boredom, or a cry for help. We read unhinged op...