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Top 5 at Five
Daily top news stories, always waiting for you M-Th at 5pm ET. Short enough to learn something, long enough to walk your dog. Dodge the news and catch up with Jonni.
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22: The Shmoney Cometh, YouTube Downgrades Us all, and Something, Something, Something, READ 25.03.2020 7:49
Here’s another one my beautiful people! In this episode we talked about all that shmoney congress finally approved, other rona updates bouncing around the news world, Apple released another version of iOS, should you care? Youtube explains why your Dude perfect videos are all pixelated, and Something Something Something read it.
21: Google Play Catches the Rona, Spotify Tells DJay It’s a Dub, and TV Hospitals Are Kind of Like Real Ones 24.03.2020 9:53
This episode has some news stories. We update you again on the rona. We ask that you kindly not do stupid things. We find out that you should wear an N95 mask when playing in the Google Play store. We learned that that DJ’s are losing their Spotify Riddim; and TV hospitals use all the same stuff as regular ones. Plus more companies pretend to just learn what a tax deductible donation is.
20: Another Veerooos Update, Bandcampers Make Some Bank, and Van’s Drops Dope New Kicks 23.03.2020 8:34
New one today. As always. This episode covers today’s virus update; Apple Watch tariffs be-gone; Bandcamp waived fees and creators made mad dough; Australian bushfires are done. Did you forget that was happening?; and Van’s dropped some dope kicks for people suffering from ASD
19: Will You Run a Coronavirus Home School?, Mark Rober has a Cool Video on Dirty Kids and Ahsoka Tano-Nuff Said 20.03.2020 11:37
We did it again. Another week down. This episode covers another friggin update to some stuff about the viral outbreak; Some parents just want their kids to keep learning, others are like screw that: what do you think?; Bloomberg changes his mind yet again, but still comes with the good$; Mark Rober is a dope ass engineer. Watch his YouTube videos and learn, this time about Germ Spread!; and Star W...
18: Netflix is Gonna Break the Internet, Google Ads May Target Your Diseases, and Chef Jose Andres is the Best 19.03.2020 9:34
Well this is another show down. Today I give you another quick outbreak update and try to make sense of the crazy daily news conferences; Netflix might break the internet so they gotta slow they roll; There’s a website named Cameo: you’ve probably never heard of it or will ever use it but it’s better than talking about the Rona; Google’s health website makes you login so they can send you Cialis a...
17: Guvmint Checks A’comin’, Apple Has Some New Floss, and Humans Need Not Apply 18.03.2020 9:47
This is a news podcast. And in this news podcast’s episode for today, we talk about what Trump’s brilliant plan to save the economy of America is, and its not terrible; Joe Biden is rollin through these primaries like Snoop in a Cadillac; Facebook tries to do right, and still does wrong, while trying to do right again; and Humans mess things up when we overburden the earth, the proof is in Venice.
16: Elon Musk Does Not Believe, TikTok Don’t Like Ugly and Some Hope and Positivity 17.03.2020 10:27
This is an episodes where I give another extremely informative update on the virus that shall not be named; Elon Musk and Adidas CEO, Kasper Rorsted both show they’re lack of empathy then find out they have to pretend; Tom friggin’ Brady leaves the only team he’s ever know to an uncertain future, plus other NFL news; TikTok reminds me why I never signed up for their stupid app to begin with; I hop...
15: All the COVID News, Another Debate, And NO, 5G Doesnt Do That 16.03.2020 11:13
Today’s show covers everything COVID related that happened over the weekend, and today, and while you were asleep; two old white guys argued with each other on television and almost no one cared because of lockdown fear; Israel has a lot more than an infection to be concerned about; Google and Trump go back and forth and the world sits back and wonder’s 'why the lies?'; and then then the tinfoil c...
14: The FED Made It Rain, Will John Oliver Pause Your Student Loans, and Princess Tried to Slip It In 13.03.2020 7:46
On today’s installment of Top 5, I try to help explain why the FED dropped so much money on the floor; The US Military plays no games, shun; Your end of the week VID updates: faster tests approved but you still can’t get them and Apple finally does something about WWDC; Princess Cruises really thought they could slide this info and walk out the room; and Treasury Secretary by day/HBO Host late nig...
13: All of 2020 is Cancelled Until Further Notice, US Women’s Soccer Goes After Their Gold, and TikTok Goes See-Through 12.03.2020 9:28
This is the episode where we find out everything is cancelled, don’t bother leaving the house; US Women’s Soccer is literally fighting sexist pigs, TikTok swears it’s going to show you all the goods under the table, Don’t touch your damn face; and if you can make it this long breaking the law, you get an award.
12: Joe Wins on Pretty Sweet Tuesday, Harvey Gets to Prison and Billie Says Watch Your Mouf Not My Body 11.03.2020 8:32
This is the one where Biden wins yet again but Bernie’s like, son – I’m not done; Harvey “the pervvy rapist” Weinstein gets 23 big ones in the clink; Airlines are losing big time, so they’re finally cleaning the planes; The UK decides to tax that ass on American social media & internet companies; and Billie Eilish switches up her image while succinctly saying, “Don’t watch me, watch TV.”
11: More Market Swings, Toilet Paper Gold And Dolly Tries to Go Wild at 75! 10.03.2020 9:16
In this one you put the volume up to hear me over the loud ass airplane noise and we find out that: there are a lot of COVID updates daily, but I’m only give you the important and or funny stuff; The stock market swings like a medieval guillotine amid a multitude of news today; Human behavior makes us buy weird stuff when we’re scared; Today’s another big Election Day, and they both need to make i...
10: Don't Look at your 401K, Don't Ever Take a Cruise, and Don't Panic 09.03.2020 10:19
In this one, we talk about why the hell the stock market is doing backflips on itself; I finally give some updates on the virus of the decade; Trump only has the best people, so he just keeps picking better replacements, that's all; Amazon finally shows its cards and they're all hundreds; Even if it was a mistake, it's the only mistake I've asked for.
9: Facebook backtracks? Putin and Erdogan make heart bubbles, and Chile's still on fire. 06.03.2020 9:11
In this one, we find out Facebook can sometimes make the right decision, but we still don’t understand why; Waymo is worth a lot less than we thought & we’re pretty sure Google knows it; Chile is still on fire, violent protests are becoming a way of life; Putin and Erdogan call a temporary truce while they count their dead soldiers, hopefully it doesn’t collapse again; Go to the movies and see...
8: Lizzie Dubs Says Peace Out, 'Bama Needs a New Roll of Tide by 6, and I'm Not Paying That Much For It 05.03.2020 10:48
In this one, we find out that Liz Warren has bowed out to leave us with a couple old white farts, Anthony Levandowski owes Google some real fuckin cash, the Alabama governor has a serious decision to make by 6PM Eastern today, YouTube TV customers lose out big – if they care about the Yankees or NYCFC, and price gougers are some annoying f#@ks Thursday Show Notes: Liz Warren dropped out. So it’s d...
7: Super Tuesday, WeWork's Still Dumb & Ladies Love Tom Brady 04.03.2020 14:38
This one is long as hell. It'll be worth it. But I gotta talk about Super Tuesday results, an interesting business move by WeWork, Tom Brady is getting wooed until Summer, Quibi deserves a deeper look and people with money are starting to notice and one of the BEST shows ever is turning 15. Wednesday Show Notes: Super Tuesday Results Andrew Yang on Bloomberg Quibi Raises More Funds Q Sells to Riva...
6: Tornadoes, Fake News and Spike Lee 03.03.2020 8:18
The one where I talk about more coronavirus shit, fake coronavirus news headlines, the President of Honduras is an extra on a Netflix show, a serious tragedy in Tennessee and Spike Lee has beef with the Knicks. Or just the arena. Or both. Tuesday Show Notes: Spike Lee Story http://www.espn.com/nba/story/_/id/28829234/spike-lee-done-watching-knicks-msg-season
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