Tookes Takes

22: Y’all, these first three episodes of Real Housewives of Miami had me in a chokehold. From Todd secretly filing for divorce and still hanging around like nothing happened, to Lisa and Larissa’s explosive feud in Milan, to Julia throwing a drink at Guerdy = during what was supposed to be a baby celebration - it’s pure Bravo chaos. I break it all down: → Todd and Alexia’s messy divorce saga → Lar...

21: Yes…. I’M ON TINDER. The ghosters, the catfishers, and the aunties wiring money to men with no last names. It’s bleak. Plus we’re talking 90 Day Fiancé throuple chaos, plastic surgery overload, and why Amani’s giving Whoville BUT the BBL is popping. I’ll also check in on my girls Niesha and Jazz over on 1000-lb Roomies - weight loss goals, fried chicken setbacks, and a situationship 20 years d...

20: Tookes Takes is back, baby - new team, same unfiltered LaKendra. In this episode, I’m catching y’all up on my birthday, bad dates, and why being a childless MILF is not for the weak. From getting ghosted at Bacari to meme-only communication, I’ve got stories. Plus, I talk bestie cuddles, Pride, immigrant rights, and the Gucci bag that nearly took me out. Let’s laugh, heal, and MILF our way thr...

LaKendra is back to take stock of her (temporary!) dating slump and catch up on most of the new season of 90 Day Fiance! Follow LaKendra on Instagram! Follow Tookes Takes on Instagram! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

LaKendra is back for some more follow up on ChumpCon, a detour into the new Kanye West insanity, an Easter Sunday debrief, and then a close read of The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills after the final reunion episode, including a full plan for next season! Follow LaKendra on Instagram! Follow Tookes Takes on Instagram! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about y...

LaKendra has gone to ChumpCon and lived to tell the tale! This week, she takes us through her travels -- to her brother's wedding and her impromptu trip to Jeff Lewis' CHUMPCON in Las Vegas! Follow LaKendra on Instagram! Follow Tookes Takes on Instagram! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

LaKendra sits down to take stock of the home stretch of The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, housewife by housewife! She also dips a toe into the 90 Day Fiancé waters and throws in a few dating stories to make sure y'all are in the loop! Follow LaKendra on Instagram! Follow Tookes Takes on Instagram! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Vi...

LaKendra is moving through the newest season of RU PAUL'S DRAG RACE with episode TEN, featuring The Villains Roast! Plus, she's got some thoughts on what gives her the ick in dating! This week's Tooke's Talking Points include guys saying they're busy might as well be calling you another b word, Lexie Love's inner saboteur, the controversy around the roast order, Arietty stealing jokes, and Susie T...

LaKendra is moving through the newest season of RU PAUL'S DRAG RACE with episode EIGHT, featuring The Wicked Wiz of Oz: The Rusical! and episode NINE featuring an iconic lip sync lip lock! Plus, LaKendra gets into her thoughts on the latest season of THE TRAITORS This week's Tooke's Talking Points include the great Rusicals of season's past, Onya Nurve proving she can do it ALL, several battles fo...

LaKendra gets back on track with the newest season of RU PAUL'S DRAG RACE with episode SIX and SEVEN, featuring everyone's favorite -- SNATCH GAME! This week's Tooke's Talking Points include Sir Mix-a-Lot's promises to his woman, the blossoming Queen showmance this season, Lexie Love's vape clutching meltdown about her outfit that was unfortunately giving tarp, Snatch Game hits (Onya Nurve's Eddie...

LaKendra gets into some trash TV she's been watching lately and then takes out the fanciest trash you've ever seen as she runs down recent episodes of The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills! Follow LaKendra on Instagram! Follow Tookes Takes on Instagram! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

LaKendra opens up about her recent foray into the modern dating app nightmare and then digs into Karen Huger's modern justice system nightmare. The Tookes Talking Points for this episode include: men on dating apps who use pictures from the Obama administration, how she would feel about her ex using pictures she took on his profile, whether or not you're allowed wigs in prison (or at least for the...

LaKendra talks through some recent professional developments in her life and then dives in DEEP to The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills as they take a trip to a place she knows a thing or two about -- THE SOUTH. Follow LaKendra on Instagram! Follow Tookes Takes on Instagram! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

LaKendra is TAKING RHONY TO TASK as she digs into everything that went down during Part Two of the season 15 reunion! The Tookes Talking Points include -- Brynn's diabolical lies and her subsequent glycerin tears, the phenomenon of Housewives who just cannot apologize, Lakendra's "approved language" to excoriate Rebecca Minkoff, Ubah Zen's karmic retribution, and Brynn's failed attempt to play bot...

LaKendra Tookes is back with a DOUBLE EPISODE taking on EPISODE FOUR AND FIVE of the newest season of RU PAUL'S DRAG RACE! The Tookes Talking Points for this episode include Lakendra's shocking flip flop on Hormona Lisa (and especially Hormona's wigs), the absolute delight of the Drag Race classic moments during the Maxi Challenge in Ep. 4, Susie Toot's impressive comedy chops, and the stunning re...

LaKendra Tookes is back to take on EPISODE THREE of the newest season of RU PAUL'S DRAG RACE! The Tookes Talking Points for this episode include the girlies who have captured enough of LaKendra's heart for her to follow on IG, a prayer for the elderly Lexi Love, the shady Rate-A-Queen drama, the Rhinestone Trimgate, Hormona's illegal stoning, and Joella's powerful delusional superpower. Follow LaK...

LaKendra Tookes (Reality Checked) is taking on RU PAUL'S DRAG RACE and episode two of the new season is here! The Tookes Talking Points include the shocking ageism pile on of the "grandma" of the season Lexi Love (SHE IS ONLY 33!), The 33 Year Old Grandma's STUNNING rollerskating talent show performance (let's see literally anyone do a cartwheel in roller skates), Onya Nurve's catchy as hell song,...

LaKendra Tookes (Reality Checked ) is taking on RU PAUL'S DRAG RACE as the new season kicks off! And this first episode is PACKED -- from the Squid Games style start, to introduction impressions in the werk room, to the alliances forming during mirror chat, to the incredible runway, and some absolutely unreal talent show performances -- season seventeen is off with a BANG. And LaKendra is going to...

LaKendra Tookes (Reality Checked on Sirius XM's Radio Andy where every Wednesday is Kensday!) has her own show -- and it's about TIME! EPISODE FOUR is here and LaKendra is looking back at her holiday season and the December to Remember in Real Housewives world including the incredible season that the Salt Lake Women are delivering, the key missing ingredient from Home Alone, and Dorit's rampage on...

LaKendra Tookes (Reality Checked on Sirius XM's Radio Andy where every Wednesday is Kensday!) has her own show -- and it's about TIME! Episode three has arrived and LaKendra is getting into the Kensmas Spirit! This one is PACKED -- from a little vulnerability about her recently-booked trip back home to the beautiful spread her parents are putting together for Christmas (including a fried turkey!)...

LaKendra Tookes (Reality Checked on Sirius XM's Radio Andy where every Wednesday is Kensday!) has her own show -- and it's about TIME! Episode two of TOOKES TAKES is here and LaKendra doesn't miss a beat -- from advice for Hoarders (get a neti pot!) to advice for watching Hoarders (do NOT try to eat while you watch) to the black Santas in her house growing up ("alllll of our Christmas characters w...

LaKendra Tookes (Reality Checked on Sirius XM's Radio Andy where every Wednesday is Kensday!) has her own show -- and it's about TIME! On this very first episode of TOOKES TAKES, LaKendra gets into it ALL -- from her approach to the Real Housewives ("It's my SPORTS y'all!") to plans that she's dreaming up for various franchises (A return of Linnethia Leakes!?! Could it ever really happen? LaKendra...