Toob Talks

In this episode, Sebass and I talk about what it's really like to leave Texas and build a life somewhere new. From culture shock and sky-high rent to making friends as an adult and dealing with family asking when we're coming back home, we share the highs, lows, and hilarious moments of life away from Houston. We also discuss the strange feeling of outgrowing parts of home while still lovi...

My co-host Jose and I look back at our favorite moments from 2025—from the best memes to the songs we had on repeat and the pop culture moments that took over. It’s a little late, but the nostalgia still hits. We relive what defined the year for us and what everyone was talking about. This episode has been sitting in our draft folder, and we’re finally putting it out now. 🎙️

Jose and I dive into our history with Facebook—how we first got on it and what it meant back then. We talk about the features we used the most, from Marketplace to the classic move of poking people. It’s a nostalgic look at how the platform shaped our early internet years. This episode sat in our draft folder for a while, but we’re finally sharing it now.

My co-host Jose just turned 30, so we dug into our draft folder and finally released an episode that somehow never made it out. We talk about leaving our 20s behind—the chaos, the lessons, and the pressure to have life figured out. It’s a candid conversation about what actually changes when you step into a new decade.

In this episode, we dive into our wild adventures in Cancún and the Mexican Caribbean. Coco Bongo parties, questionable tan lines, and whether those excursions are actually worth the hype. We debate which beach truly reigns supreme. It’s a full vacation recap with all the laughs.

In this episode, we get real about feeling down—how often it hits, what it looks like, and how we deal with it. We talk about our go-to rut busters, spotting when a friend’s not okay, and the little things that help when the sad creeps in. It’s honest, a little vulnerable, and somehow still funny. Because sometimes, laughing through it is part of the cure.

In this episode, we take a nostalgic trip through our favorite malls—breaking down our go-to stores, food court must-haves, and weekend rituals. We ask the big question: Are malls dying, or are they just evolving with fewer pretzel samples? From Hollister hoodies to Orange Julius brain freezes, nothing is off-limits. It’s a love letter to the ultimate teenage hangout spot.

In this episode, we relive our chaotic prom experiences. From the awkward buildup and sky-high expectations to the forgotten corsages and questionable dance moves. We talk pre-prom nerves, the weird pressure to make it a “night to remember,” and the wild after-party scenes that sometimes outshone the dance itself. Was it worth the hype? Maybe not—but it sure makes for a good story

In this episode, we delve into our personal experiences with hurricanes while growing up in Texas, specifically, the chaos of Ike and the devastation of Harvey. We also get into tornado alley anxiety, surprise earthquakes, and the way Texas storms love to show up uninvited. From last-minute H-E-B runs to losing power mid-shower, it’s all here. Weather may be unpredictable, but laughing about it is...

This episode is all about that wild ride from your last semester of college to the moment real life hits. We relive the stress, the senioritis, the celebrations, and the awkward limbo after graduation. From job hunts to hot take tips on how to survive post-grad life, we’re saying what everyone’s thinking. It’s funny, honest, and might make you feel better about not having it all figured out. 🎓

In this episode, we hit the dance floor to talk all things club culture—those chaotic nights of long lines, questionable DJs, and unforgettable moves. We break down the highs and lows of cover charges, the golden era of grind trains, and the unique vibe of Mexican clubs.

In this episode, we dive into the wild world of baby showers and gender reveals—those parties where emotions run high and balloons get popped. We share stories about awkward games, over-the-top announcements, and whether any of it really makes sense. From diaper cakes to smoke cannons gone wrong, nothing’s off-limits. It’s messy, funny, and full of unsolicited opinions—just like a real baby shower...

In this episode, we unpack our airport essentials—from go-to snacks to the one item we always forget. We argue over carry-on vs. checked bag like it’s a lifestyle choice and swap stories about airport chaos and hidden gems. Security lines, overpriced water bottles, and boarding group drama? We’ve got thoughts. Buckle up—it’s a turbulent but hilarious ride.

In this episode, we swap stories about our time at community college—the good, the bad, and the surprisingly hilarious. We talk about why it’s one of the smartest moves we ever made (even if it didn’t always feel that way). From weird class moments to unexpected life lessons, we cover it all. Whether you went or not, you'll be laughing and maybe even thinking twice about what college really me...

Today we’re digging into how our love for fast food has evolved—and which combos still have a chokehold on us. We debate the best region for fast food, if it’s ever okay to bring a date to Taco Bell, and the ultimate way to order. From drive-thru pros to mobile pick-up disasters, no greasy detail is off-limits. Come hungry, leave laughing.

In this episode, we get real about getting laid off, what we did when it happened, how it felt, and how we found our footing again. From awkward unemployment routines to side hustles that saved the day, we swap stories about bouncing back when life hit pause. We talk about rejection, resilience, and the weird clarity that sometimes comes with being forced to slow down. It’s honest, funny, and migh...

In this episode, we delve into the quirky world of sleep habits, sharing everything from our childhood experiences of sneaking into our parents' bed to our current bedtime routines. We debate the merits of different sleeping positions, confess our snooze button addictions, and discuss the challenges of sharing a bed with someone else. We also explore our dream patterns and confront our lingeri...

In this episode, we delve into our personal reading journeys, sharing tales of the first books that captivated us and our cherished memories from Scholastic Book Fairs. We reflect on how our reading habits have evolved into adulthood, discussing the books that have profoundly influenced our perspectives and the guilty pleasures we secretly enjoy. Join us for a candid and humorous conversation abou...

​In this episode, we dive into the exhilarating world of amusement parks, sharing nostalgic tales from Six Flags, Disney, and Universal Studios. We reminisce about our first roller coaster rides, the irresistible allure of funnel cakes, and the unique experiences of visiting these parks as adults. Join us for a fun-filled discussion that captures the magic and mishaps of theme park adventures.

From essential accessories to the struggle of sharing a bathroom, we’re diving into the everyday restroom experience. We’ll explore celebrity bathrooms, global restroom quirks, and the luxuries (or horrors) of using someone else’s toilet. Whether you’re a quick visitor or a long-term tenant, this episode is packed with laughs, debates, and bathroom wisdom you never knew you needed.

New episodes are coming out soon. Apologies for the long unannounced hiatus.

On this Christmas episode, we’re serving up a mix of holiday cheer and hot topics—Cybertrucks, OnlyFans, Hooters, and situationships. We unwrap Travis Hunter’s big plays, Eugenio Derbez’s comments on Selena Gomez, and her engagement. From pop culture to festive chaos, it’s the perfect holiday hang. Tune in for some Christmas spice!

On this episode, we’re diving into all things cousins—cousin trips, rivalries, and the bond between older and younger cousins. We talk about your closest cousin, the cousin/parent dynamic, and even how to navigate relationships with cousin spouses. It’s all about celebrating those unique family connections!

On this episode, we’re diving into everything weddings—from the open bar debate and drinking etiquette to dancing, DJs, and the ultimate wedding dress codes. We break down modern vs. old-school vibes, kid-free celebrations, and whether destination weddings are worth the trip. Plus, we chat about gift-giving, food, and even the art of wedding crashing. Get ready to toast to all things matrimonial m...

On this episode, we take a nostalgic journey through the tech that shaped our lives, from our first phones to handheld gaming devices and the iconic Walkman. We chat about the movie tech we dreamed of having and the gadgets that excite us now—even if today’s kids wouldn’t get it. And of course, we couldn’t forget the glory days of Hit Clips!