TOO MUCH ENERGON! The Beast Wars Podcast

Megatron gives his Insane Clown Posse of Vehicon Generals™ an ultimatum; bring him The Maximals and be rewarded (death), or suffer the consequences (also death). Episode Rating: "TOO MUCH ENERGON!" Subscribe to the Lazor Comb Patreon to access hours of bonus preamble audio, exclusive shows like LAZOR COMB TONIGHT!, our monthly movie commentary show TOO MUCH COMMENTARY! the monthly Beast Wars comic...

Blackarachnia has a series of vision quests that serves as plot devices, meanwhile Megatron unleashes his latest Insane Clown Posse in the form of the Vehicon Generals™. Episode Rating: "TOO MUCH ENERGON!" Subscribe to the Lazor Comb Patreon to access hours of bonus preamble audio, exclusive shows like LAZOR COMB TONIGHT!, our monthly movie commentary show TOO MUCH COMMENTARY! the monthly Beast Wa...

Garry Primal and his Maxi-pals head to the clubhouse of the Maximal elders, only to discover that Megatron has moved in and redecorated. Episode Rating: "TOO MUCH ENERGON!" Subscribe to the Lazor Comb Patreon to access hours of bonus preamble audio, exclusive shows like LAZOR COMB TONIGHT!, our monthly movie commentary show TOO MUCH COMMENTARY! the monthly Beast Wars comic book show TOO MUCH GALAV...

The Maximals return to Cybertron only to discover Vehicons and late 90s techno music. Episode Rating: "TOO MUCH ENERGON!" Subscribe to the Lazor Comb Patreon to access hours of bonus preamble audio, exclusive shows like LAZOR COMB TONIGHT!, our monthly movie commentary show TOO MUCH COMMENTARY! the monthly Beast Wars comic book show TOO MUCH GALAVAR!, and more.  https://www.patreon.com/lazorcomb S...

Celebrating a full year and 50 episodes of the podcast, we're joined by special guest Dan from WTFamicom to talk about War For Cybertron: Kingdom, Transformers movies, podcasting, and whatever else comes to mind. We also rate the podcast itself on the TOO MUCH ENERGON! scale. Subscribe to the Lazor Comb Patreon to access hours of bonus preamble audio, exclusive shows like LAZOR COMB TONIGHT!, our...

Optimus Lion and Garry Primal form the hypest WWF tag team to take down Diamond Weapon from Final Fantasy VII. Episode Rating: "Sufficient Energon" (Kal), "TOO MUCH ENERGON!" (Christopher). Subscribe to the Lazor Comb Patreon to access hours of bonus preamble audio, exclusive shows like LAZOR COMB TONIGHT!, our monthly movie commentary show TOO MUCH COMMENTARY! the monthly Beast Wars comic book sh...

IDW launched a Beast Wars comic book in 2021. Behold the result. Comic Book Rating: Unanimous "Sufficient Energon." Subscribe to the Lazor Comb Patreon to access hours of bonus preamble audio, exclusive shows like LAZOR COMB TONIGHT!, our monthly movie commentary show TOO MUCH COMMENTARY! the monthly Beast Wars comic book show TOO MUCH GALAVAR!, and more.  https://www.patreon.com/lazorcomb Show Li...

"Blah blah blah Beast Wars once and for all!" Subscribe to the Lazor Comb Patreon to access hours of bonus preamble audio, exclusive shows like LAZOR COMB TONIGHT!, our monthly movie commentary show TOO MUCH COMMENTARY! the monthly Beast Wars comic book show TOO MUCH GALAVAR!, and more.  https://www.patreon.com/lazorcomb Show Links: https://linktr.ee/lazorcomb Twitter: https://twitter.com/LazorCom...

No goofy summaries here. These are the final episodes of Beast Wars, folks. Episode Rating: unanimous "TOO MUCH ENERGON!" Subscribe to the Lazor Comb Patreon to access hours of bonus preamble audio, exclusive shows like LAZOR COMB TONIGHT!, our monthly movie commentary show TOO MUCH COMMENTARY! the monthly Beast Wars comic book show TOO MUCH GALAVAR!, and more.  https://www.patreon.com/lazorcomb S...

Quickstrike's episode of The People's Court is interrupted when "The Aliens" decide that omnipotence isn't enough and they need to send a kitbash to stop Megatron fucking with history, which is a thing they suddenly care about. Vok this episode. Episode Rating: Unanimous "No Energon." Subscribe to the Lazor Comb Patreon to access hours of bonus preamble audio, exclusive shows like LAZOR COMB TONIG...

Megatron wants back inside The Ark in order to do some tongue-wagging with G1 Megs to get his own Optimal Upgrade™, and he needs Quickstrike to control Optimus with his own dollar store Optimal body in order to do it. Episode Rating: Unanimous "TOO MUCH ENERGON!" Subscribe to the Lazor Comb Patreon to access hours of bonus preamble audio, exclusive shows like LAZOR COMB TONIGHT!, our monthly movie...

Blackarachnia will die if her Predacon "shell program" isn't removed, so Rhinox goes on a fantastic voyage. Episode Rating: "TOO MUCH ENERGON!" (Kal), a low "TOO MUCH ENERGON!" (Christopher). Subscribe to the Lazor Comb Patreon to access hours of bonus preamble audio, exclusive shows like LAZOR COMB TONIGHT!, our monthly movie commentary show TOO MUCH COMMENTARY! the monthly Beast Wars comic book...

Megatron builds a Death Ray™ to blast at Ark Mountain and needs a Neanderthal child to help out because plot holes. Subscribe to the Lazor Comb Patreon to access hours of bonus preamble audio, exclusive shows like LAZOR COMB TONIGHT!, our monthly movie commentary show TOO MUCH COMMENTARY! the monthly Beast Wars comic book show TOO MUCH GALAVAR!, and more.  https://www.patreon.com/lazorcomb Show Li...

Blackarachnia thinks the Maixmals are going to forcefully remove her Predacon core, and she ain't having any of it, so she runs off to the forest and plays cat and mouse with DinoClone II. Episode Rating: "Sufficient Energon." Subscribe to the Lazor Comb Patreon to access hours of bonus preamble audio, exclusive shows like LAZOR COMB TONIGHT!, our monthly movie commentary show TOO MUCH COMMENTARY!...

Megatron uses the "Transmetal Driver" (whatever that is) to create DinoClone 2: Electric Boogaloo and also unleashes a Werecheetah in the process. Subscribe to the Lazor Comb Patreon to access hours of bonus preamble audio, exclusive shows like LAZOR COMB TONIGHT!, our monthly movie commentary show TOO MUCH COMMENTARY! the monthly Beast Wars comic book show TOO MUCH GALAVAR!, and more.  https://ww...

Cyber Raptors. Cyber Raptors with fucking eye lasers. Episode rating: "Sufficient Energon." Subscribe to the Lazor Comb Patreon to access hours of bonus preamble audio, exclusive shows like LAZOR COMB TONIGHT!, our monthly movie commentary show TOO MUCH COMMENTARY! the monthly Beast Wars comic book show TOO MUCH GALAVAR!, and more.  https://www.patreon.com/lazorcomb Show Links: https://linktr.ee/l...

Teletraan-1 can't adequately protect Ark Mountain, so Optimus sends Rattrap on an undersea adventure to recover Sentinel from the remains of the Axalon. Episode rating: Unanimous "Not Enough Energon." Subscribe to the Lazor Comb Patreon to access hours of bonus preamble audio, exclusive shows like LAZOR COMB TONIGHT!, our monthly movie commentary show TOO MUCH COMMENTARY! the monthly Beast Wars co...

The Punisher shows up to get revenge on Protoform X for killing his family. Episode Rating: "Sufficient Energon" (Christopher), "Not Enough Energon" (Kal) Subscribe to the Lazor Comb Patreon to access hours of bonus preamble audio, exclusive shows like LAZOR COMB TONIGHT!, our monthly movie commentary show TOO MUCH COMMENTARY! the monthly Beast Wars comic book show TOO MUCH GALAVAR!, and more.  ht...

Optimus Primal tries to save the futurepast and gets an optimal upgrade in the process. Episode Rating: "Sufficient Energon" (unanimous) Subscribe to the Lazor Comb Patreon to access hours of bonus preamble audio, exclusive shows like LAZOR COMB TONIGHT!, our monthly movie commentary show TOO MUCH COMMENTARY! the monthly Beast Wars comic book show TOO MUCH GALAVAR!, and more.  https://www.patreon....

We've travelled four million years back in time to 1984 to talk about the original episodes that started it all. See how the Autobot Ark came to be an ancient resident of Mount Saint Hilary millions of years ago. Subscribe to the Lazor Comb Patreon to access hours of bonus preamble audio, exclusive shows like LAZOR COMB TONIGHT!, our monthly movie commentary show TOO MUCH COMMENTARY! the monthly B...

Our heroes discover the crashed Autobot ship The Ark and the Beast Wars just got a whole lot weirder. Episode rating: unanimous "TOO MUCH ENERGON!" Subscribe to the Lazor Comb Patreon to access hours of bonus preamble audio, exclusive shows like LAZOR COMB TONIGHT!, our monthly movie commentary show TOO MUCH COMMENTARY! the monthly Beast Wars comic book show TOO MUCH GALAVAR!, and more.  https://w...

The Quantum Surge™ from Aftermath is spreading across space and time and hits Cybertron in the present/future, prompting the Predacon Tripredacus Council to send an agent (you know the one) to deal with Megatron once and for all. Except things don't go exactly as planned. Subscribe to the Lazor Comb Patreon to access hours of bonus preamble audio, exclusive shows like LAZOR COMB TONIGHT!, our mont...

Another stasis pod is discovered, and Silverbolt and Rampage vie for the friendship of the bizarre individual that emerges. Episode rating: unanimous "TOO MUCH ENERGON!" Subscribe to the Lazor Comb Patreon to access hours of bonus preamble audio, exclusive shows like LAZOR COMB TONIGHT!, our monthly movie commentary show TOO MUCH COMMENTARY! the monthly Beast Wars comic book show TOO MUCH GALAVAR!...

This is it. The one you've all been waiting for. Christopher and Kal are joined by guest hosts Kelly from Dorktales and Candice from the Stasis Lock Podcast as we discuss Dinobot's final stand. Follow Kelly Clark and Dorktales: Dork Tales | Facebook Dork Tales (@dorktaleschannel) • Instagram photos and videos DorkTales - Twitch Follow Candice Santora: Candice N. Santora (@cannedice.santora) • Inst...

A stasis pod rockin' a "big bad lookin' X" crash lands on Planet Energon, and Silverbolt & Blackarachnia's romance blooms. Episode rating: "Sufficient Energon." Subscribe to the Lazor Comb Patreon to access hours of bonus preamble audio, exclusive shows like LAZOR COMB TONIGHT!, our monthly movie commentary show TOO MUCH COMMENTARY! the monthly Beast Wars comic book show TOO MUCH GALAVAR!, and...