TOO MUCH ENERGON! The Beast Wars Podcast

We cover the second, third, and fourth episodes of Beast Wars Neo, which feature a planet of "orange oil" farming cat people with a huge god complex; while an icy planet and an emo walrus boy make Break's day; and finally Stampy goes through some hazing rituals and learns what it means to be a man. Want us to review a show of YOUR choosing on our other podcast, The Blockbrothers Show!? Want access...

After a year and a half of floating in Planet Energon's orbit, Kal & Siege's stasis pods have once again crash landed on the planet's surface. DNA sequencers have activated, and we've converted back to Beast Mode to talk about the first episode of BEAST WARS NEO, "Big Convoy, Make a Sortie!", where a One Man Army ironically teaches a bunch of Starfleet Cadets the meaning of teamwork. Want us t...

We chat with the voice of Megatron himself, David Kaye, hhyyeeeeeesss. We also read some listener emails, give some shoutouts, and make a big announcement. Subscribe to our Patreon to access exclusive content at https://www.patreon.com/lazorcomb Buy Me A Coffee: https://buymeacoffee.com/zuloji Video Version: https://youtu.be/4lws0rlodrM Join The Lazor Comb Discord: https://discord.gg/AEMkmvud3k Fo...

Happy Holidays, Maximals and Predacons! For our milestone 150th episode, we are playing and reviewing four BEAST WARS video games! First up is the 1997 PlayStation game simply titled " Beast Wars ," then both the PlayStation and Nintendo 64 versions of " Beast Wars: Transmetals " which are just different enough to warrant being covered separately. Finally we have the Japanese-exclusive GameBoy Col...

TOO MUCH ENERGON! is BACK after a three month hiatus for our annual Holiday Special episodes! We're kicking things off this week with part one where we provide live commentary for the 2024 box office bomb TRANSFORMERS ONE! Movie Rating: TOO MUCH ENERGON! (unanimous) Subscribe to our Patreon to access exclusive content at https://www.patreon.com/lazorcomb Video Version: https://youtu.be/kZKGH28UrUc...

I would have waited an eternity for this! It's over, guys. We finally finish Beast Wars Second once and for all! Episode Rating: "NO ENERGON!" (unanimous) Subscribe to our Patreon to access our exclusive podcasts The Super Lazor Comb Patreon Super Show!, TOO MUCH COMMENTARY!, and more. https://www.patreon.com/lazorcomb Video Version: https://youtu.be/tdRXAsjgdgY Show Links: https://linktr.ee/lazor...

Blah blah blah, Beast Wars Second once and for all! Subscribe to our Patreon to access exclusive content at https://www.patreon.com/lazorcomb Video Version: https://youtu.be/otkiUjc4Jf0 Show Links: https://linktr.ee/lazorcomb Join The Lazor Comb Discord: https://discord.gg/AEMkmvud3k Buy a TOO MUCH ENERGON! t-shirt: https://www.teepublic.com/user/too-much-energon ★ Support this podcast ★

This week we're reviewing episodes 34, 35, 36, and 37 of Beast Wars II. Episode 34 features Drill Nuts building a big 'ole cannon at Niagra Falls to fire at The Artificial Planet Nemesis. 35 involves Gaviscon getting in Lio Junior's head, and Junior doing what ever teenage boy eventually does; beats up his step dad. Finally 36 and 37 finally give us some backstory about the history of Gaia, the An...

Gaviscon uses his latest Plot Device™ to summon the great Decepticon weapon Majin Zarak from the distant past to Planet Gaia, and it's up to Lio Convoy and the Maximals to stop it. Lio Junior is all like "no way! two can play!" and uses the same doohickey to bring in Garry Primal all the way from Planet Energon, and the hypest team up since Kane & The Undertaker was formed. Subscribe to our Pa...

Technically we skip episode 29 because it's a clipshow, but from there on we're talking about episodes 30-33 of Beast Wars II, where The Angle Slam goes evil, and the Decepticons go full Marshawn Lynch. Subscribe to our Patreon to access exclusive content at https://www.patreon.com/lazorcomb Video Version: https://youtu.be/pPj2dcNHTTc Show Links: https://linktr.ee/lazorcomb Join The Lazor Comb Dis...

The Old Maritimers decide to leave; Lio Convoy discovers that lion he banged a while ago wasn't on the pill; G2 Megatron gets all Angle Slammed up and becomes a redeco of Trypticon; Scuba's cousin is an Amazon delivery driver and brings a tank to planet Gaia. Subscribe to our Patreon to access exclusive content at https://www.patreon.com/lazorcomb Video Version: https://youtu.be/uNxVhz06FLY Show L...

This week we're covering the 21st, 22nd, 23rd, and 24th episodes of Beast Wars II "The Tentacular (testicular) Scuba," "Megastorm's Reckoning," "Showdown in the Sea," and "Face the Setting Sun," respectively. Highlights include Bighorn getting big-horny for Scylla (a.k.a. the "she-gremlin" from Gremlins 2), Artemis getting jealous of Scylla's affection towards Scuba , the Seacons (a.k.a. The Old M...

Siege is depressed and tipsy, and Kal is high on painkillers, so naturally we're both in the correct frame of mind to review episodes 17, 18, 19, and 20 of Beast Wars Second. Episode 20 is a another clipshow, so we didn't bother watching it and just gave it a pre-emptive "not enough energon" rating. Subscribe to our Patreon to access exclusive content at https://www.patreon.com/lazorcomb Video Ver...

It's Cinco de Mayo, a fiesta, and a salsa dance all in one as we're introduced to our new buenos amigos, the Jointrons. Subscribe to our Patreon to access exclusive content at https://www.patreon.com/lazorcomb Video Version: https://youtu.be/P1dg0U-2nnY Show Links: https://linktr.ee/lazorcomb Join The Lazor Comb Discord: https://discord.gg/AEMkmvud3k Buy a TOO MUCH ENERGON! t-shirt: https://www.te...

We both dislike this show and want to get through it as quickly as possible, so we've switched to reviewing it in four episode chunks. This week we're covering Beast Wars Second episodes 9, 10, 11, and 12 "The Strongest Tag Team?," "Autorollers Roll Out!," "Danger! Scissor Boy," and "Galvatron Rampages," respectively. Episode Ratings: "Not Enough Energon" (Siege), "Sufficient Energon" (Kal). Subsc...

We're BACK after a four month hiatus to review the eighth episode of Beast Wars II, where the "Insect Robos" Scissor Boy, Drill Nuts, and Centicon do battle against Tazmania Kid, Diver McFrogman, and HEEEEEEEE-HAW himself Bighorn. Lio Convoy also delivers his usual sage wisdom about utter nothingness. Siege also talks about his Transformers purchases over the past few months, as well as his new Ma...

We round out 2023 by providing live commentary for Transformers: Rise of the Beasts! Subscribe to our Patreon to access exclusive content at https://www.patreon.com/lazorcomb Video Version: https://youtu.be/bMY2XiU9K9E Show Links: https://linktr.ee/lazorcomb Join The Lazor Comb Discord: https://discord.gg/AEMkmvud3k Buy a TOO MUCH ENERGON! t-shirt: https://www.teepublic.com/user/too-much-energon S...

Siege and Kal kickoff the holidays by playing a game of the 2022 Beast Wars edition of Monopoly! We're recording in the same studio for the first time in a while, so this was a particularly fun episode. Subscribe to our Patreon to access exclusive content at https://www.patreon.com/lazorcomb Video Version: https://youtu.be/NHG4O48NT5c Show Links: https://linktr.ee/lazorcomb Join The Lazor Comb Dis...

The Decepticons pull the wool over the Insectrons, and Queer Mantis uses his AOL laptop. Episode Rating: "Not Enough Energon" Subscribe to our Patreon to access exclusive content at https://www.patreon.com/lazorcomb Video Version: https://youtu.be/eWfU7b0dgHQ Show Links: https://linktr.ee/lazorcomb Join The Lazor Comb Discord: https://discord.gg/AEMkmvud3k Buy a TOO MUCH ENERGON! t-shirt: https://...

Lio Convoy and Apache go tomb raiding together and discover the fabulous Queer Mantis hidden within the cavernous catacombs. Episode Rating: "TOO MUCH ENERGON!" Subscribe to our Patreon to access exclusive content at https://www.patreon.com/lazorcomb Video Version: https://youtu.be/fTvXb6VfeLU Show Links: https://linktr.ee/lazorcomb Join The Lazor Comb Discord: https://discord.gg/AEMkmvud3k Buy a...

G2 Megatron digs a hole, and the newly-awakened Galvatron enters the dragon. Episode Rating: "Sufficient Energon" (unanimous) Subscribe to our Patreon to access exclusive content at https://www.patreon.com/lazorcomb Video Version: https://youtu.be/GTp54uvoYBw Show Links: https://linktr.ee/lazorcomb Join The Lazor Comb Discord: https://discord.gg/AEMkmvud3k Buy a TOO MUCH ENERGON! t-shirt: https://...

Tasmania Kid stumbles across a secret Decepticon base and gets captured, leaving Optimus Lion and the Maximals forced to go saved his stupid Tasmanian ass. Episode Rating: "Not Enough Energon" (unanimous) Subscribe to our Patreon to access exclusive content every week at https://www.patreon.com/lazorcomb Video Version: https://youtu.be/ZvMspzj-OFw Show Links: https://linktr.ee/lazorcomb Join The L...

G2 Megatron and his flying orchestra attempt to hunt down Lio Convoy, resulting in Bighorn's Rockin' Rager in the Desert. Episode Rating: (low) "TOO MUCH ENERGON!" (unanimous) Subscribe to our Patreon to access exclusive content every week at https://www.patreon.com/lazorcomb Video Version: https://youtu.be/5FNJlwuH24I Show Links: https://linktr.ee/lazorcomb Join The Lazor Comb Discord: https://yo...

Kal and (a very hungover) Siege review the second episode of Beast Wars Second, where Lio Convoy pretends to be a regular lion for way too long, and G2 Megatron seizes control of the bad guys after Galvatron passes out. Episode Rating: "Sufficient Energon" (Kal), "Not Enough Energon" (Siege). Subscribe to our Patreon to access exclusive content every week at https://www.patreon.com/lazorcomb Video...

We jump into an Autobot shuttle and fly to Japan (not really) to review the first episode of the Japanese-produced Beast Wars II (Second, not "two"): Super Lifeform Transformers, where we land on a planet filled with TOO MUCH!™ of the dreaded Angle Slam, monster truck rallies featuring BONECRUSHER, and Galvatrron & The Destrons playing their new hit single "Paralytic Electric Beam." Episode Ra...