Tony Martin’s SIZZLETOWN

Several callers get stung by ‘smart glasses’, The Pikelet Man gets bundled into ‘carrier’, and Tony gets lost in the Podworx ‘backrooms’. Thanks to our sponsor Quokka Net One-off Show Support | Monthly Show Support Merch Store | Official Website

Shane [REDACTED] has several new ‘theories’, Craig [ALSO REDACTED] has taken over his wife’s OnlyFans, William Fine-Mist has moved to Letterboxd, and Ron Stamen has gone completely mad! Thanks to our sponsor Quokka Net One-off Show Support | Monthly Show Support Merch Store | Official Website

Peter Meager is back to class up the show, Dion is back from a rival platform, and Jason Statham is back with an intriguing proposal. Thanks to our sponsor Quokka Net One-off Show Support | Monthly Show Support Merch Store | Official Website

The Hater isn’t happy with his medical insurance, Simon Haight isn’t giving up on the Liberal Party, and Christopher Lee isn’t completely dead. Thanks to our sponsor Quokka Net One-off Show Support | Monthly Show Support Merch Store | Official Website

The Pikelet Man isn’t bothered by cat curfews, Clive Howlett is living in his car, Mark Table has been cancelled, and Tony tackles the world Helium shortage. Thanks to our sponsor Quokka Net One-off Show Support | Monthly Show Support Merch Store | Official Website

Reg Tankwater says even the RSL has ‘gone woke’, Dion says his new podcast was a huge mistake, and Tony says that this episode’s music quiz is the worst one yet. Thanks to our sponsor Quokka Net One-off Show Support | Monthly Show Support Merch Store | Official Website

Dave Clacton flies the flag for ‘proper comedy’, Barry Football’s penis has been out and about (again), and Sir Paul McCartney attempts to answer Tony’s terrible questions. Thanks to our sponsor Quokka Net One-off Show Support | Monthly Show Support Merch Store | Official Website

The Hater is even less impressed than usual, a master filmmaker calls from the afterlife, and Tony has a strange encounter with a ‘gentleman’s gentleman’ in the car park. Thanks to our sponsor Quokka Net One-off Show Support | Monthly Show Support Merch Store | Official Website

Cratog Carabasirica kicks off a ninth year of idiotic talkback, along with some first-time callers and The Pikelet Man, who has a terrible idea for a TV show, and a song. Thanks to our sponsor Quokka Net One-off Show Support | Monthly Show Support Merch Store | Official Website

WARNING: Proper SIZZLETOWN returns next month. This is yet another ‘unplugged’ episode with no callers, just Tony recalling every movie he saw in 1988, playing an unearthed piece of ‘Martin/Molloy’, and revealing the origin of the ‘Warren Perso’ sketch. One-off support | Monthly support Merch Store | Official Website

The 2025 season finale, with Dave Clacton, Dion, The Pikelet Man, Patrick Paget, Shane [REDACTED], Cratog Carabasirica, Reg Tankwater, Jeff Goldblum, Ronnie Bung, John Cooper Clarke, Crackers & the Tugboat, and of course, Pete Smith, Davey Lane, and far too many songs. One-off support | Monthly support Merch Store | Official Website

Niles Nyquist is bemused, The Pikelet Man is amused, Jason Statham is confused, and the show itself stands accused (of poor taste).  One-off support | Monthly support Merch Store | Official Website

Reg Tankwater has solved the energy crisis, Cratog Carabasirica has almost assimilated, Bumblethwaite Cumblethwim has pulled out, and Wolford Pontoon steps in. One-off support | Monthly support Merch Store | Official Website  

The Hater is unimpressed by his local charity shop, several callers are being cheated on, sergeants York & Sargent are back, and there’s another disappointing quiz. One-off support | Monthly support Merch Store | Official Website  

Shane [REDACTED] has a new theory, Barry Football has a new explanation, The Pikelet Man has a new joke, and Tony has recorded his police interview. One-off support | Monthly support Merch Store | Official Website    

Podworx is under siege, Dion is beating AI to all the good ideas, and Dave Clacton is attempting to ‘uncancel’ a controversial comedian. One-off support | Monthly support Merch Store | Official Website  

The Hater is up in the air, Niles Nyquist crosses the border, and Simon Haight knows who can get Australia back on track.  One-off support | Monthly support Merch Store | Official Website  

The voters are undecided, Lorna Palethorpe is unclear, Peregrine Haste is unable to comment, and Tony gets a guilt trip from his chiropractor. One-off support | Monthly support Merch Store | Official Website  

Dion has invented a new game, The Pikelet Man can’t be fooled, Tony visits the ‘living theatre’, and Matt is forced to use the Dump Button. One-off support | Monthly support Merch Store | Official Website  

Cratog Carabasirica is unimpressed with our electoral candidates, Shane [REDACTED] is being used to train Chinese AI, Bryan Lyons is back at the ‘office’, and there’s another live footy call. One-off support | Monthly support Merch Store | Official Website  

WARNING: Normal SIZZLETOWN returns next month. This is an ‘unplugged’ episode, where Tony answers all your questions with the aid of footage and diagrams. One-off support | Monthly support Merch Store | Official Website  

WARNING: Not a proper episode of SIZZLETOWN – it’s another ‘unplugged’ episode with no callers, just Tony recalling every movie he saw in 1987, playing an old sketch, and recalling the time he foolishly attempted to talk about sport. One-off support | Monthly support Merch Store | Official Website  

The 2024 season finale, with Dion, Dave Clacton, Reg Tankwater, The Pikelet Man, The Hater, Shane [REDACTED], Patrick Paget, Cratog Carabasirica, Ronnie Bung, Crackers & the Tugboat and…Bob Dylan? Plus, as tradition demands, Pete Smith, Davey Lane, and more songs than would seem necessary.  One-off support | Monthly support Merch Store | Official Website  

Barry Football apologises for his behaviour on ‘Wacky Wednesday’, Shane [REDACTED] doesn’t trust electric cars, and William Fine-Mist explains all those credit card surcharges. One-off support | Monthly support Merch Store | Official Website  

Dion has a new movie idea, The Pikelet Man has ‘done an incursion’, Tony has gone reboot mad, and for the first time, there’s a live footy call! One-off support | Monthly support Merch Store | Official Website