Tony Cantwell's Hit Show

This week on the pod (which was recorded before an imminent announcement that Ireland was entering a full Level 5 lockdown NEVER HAPPENED I'm spilling more T than Mrs Doyle up the pit for Slipknot, topics include; how many jocks I have, my top 5 takeaways and how a video from 3rd class might get me cancelled. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Biscuit WEAK at the knees more like after this saucy double entendre filled episode. We see the first handshake of the season that’s so steamy your florentines will lose their snap and a new dehhhty player emerges causing a major upset! Video available on Youtube and Instagram. Theme by Cian Conde Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This week on the pod we're chatting free gaffs, the new Cú Chulainn from Finglas, and a double bill of 'Tony's Namedrop Corner'. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The audio from the new video podcast series on the Great British Bake Off: https://youtu.be/4IQoOVuF4C8In the first episode; the bakers are kept away from their families and a DEHTY player emerges in a season opener that really puts the BB in G-BB-O. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This week an UNLOCKED taster of my arguably better Patreon podcasts; a Q&A where I am spilling more T than Mrs. Doyle on a horse!! Answering all the juicy q's like: what it takes to become a Lickout Master, the worst purchase I've ever made, and my thoughts on the new Batman flick. What a life! Enjoy! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This week on the pod, I'm like Denis Nedry getting attacked by that umberlla dinosaur in Jurassic Park in that "I have NOTHING on me" I have prepared very little. What I DO have though, is a scathing criticism of those thirsty T-Birds in Grease, a boatload of puns about Chris Evans penis and news on my new hot tasty bod, since hitting rock bottom with the chinese last week. Learn more about your a...

This week on the podcast back from a weekend of WILD camping and a journey out west I'm as rusty as a naughty bike left out in the rain. Talking all heaps of shite like how I was snubbed from GOAT house, how you're an Instagram pervert but don't realise it, the end of my secret eating, and how ‘inanimate objects magically turned into hot sentient women’ is a movie trope that needs to come back! Le...

This week its the Back2School special, chatting: uniforms, ropey brogues, and the return of your stories in Múinteor Ragnarok pt 2. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This week on the pod, finally we're revealing the new name, in line with our family friendly, corporate sponsor-able image. And s'well's'tha I watched Love On The Spectrum, and am asking all the important questions: Does Kelvin take sexy portrait commissions? and how come all the mam's are absolute specimens? Give it a listen, a like n and share. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.f...

This week on the podcast, we're chatting shit jokes, making art, wideboy sales tips, and the glamourous side of voice-overs. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Fresh from a staycache with some big revelations including; being at war with FOMO, practicing gratitude, the banned tampon ad PLUS the return of BONER, in the season finale of 'The Fridget' Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This week on the pod, our intrepid host is in need of a cheeky staycache but in the meantime doles out some conspiracy theories on how Alexander Hamilton caused The Titanic disaster, as well as a character profile of two of my favourite monsters in history. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This week, I am answering some absolutely insane wide ranging questions over on Yahoo Answers, and going through my complete history of performing in bands. As well as that I discuss two film projects I came up when I was 13 with and never made: A 90’s grunge music video and a complex Hollywood thriller. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

A badly mixed coffee with the viscosity of PAINT sends our host into the stratosphere for an all-round silly billy affair. THIS WEEK ON THE POD we're chatting through school days (mine and yours!) old toys ads, and the single funniest moment I can remember. As well as that a SPECIAL GUEST Political Twitch Commentator joins for a roast of Tommy Pickles in the PLAYHOUSE; Donald Dump. Learn more abou...

This week on the pod; chatting shite about Kony 2012, how good craic is one of the four fundamental human rights AND from behind the paywall a full episode of my Patreon Exclusive podcast 'The Bonus Cantwell Shitshow' all about Thomas the Tank Engine and an alternate history where I become an Irish wrestling superstar. If you like what you hear there are 5 bonus episodes a month over on my Patreon...

This week, we’re entering a new phase from a new spot, The Podcast Studio in Dublin. Still keeping things indie, just sounding better. Topics on the pod this week include: how to legally walk around in the nip, pubs dressing as restaurants, dreams, losing keys and Xtines as well as the final of our BEEF OFF in the Chris of the Titans! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Inspired by an actual scrap I had with my wife over who is the best Chris, I've decided to pit 4 A-list Chrisses against each other with a few wild cards thrown in for good measure to decided who is the greatest Chris in Hollywood. First its the SOAPSTAR SCRAP as Home & Away’s Chris Hemsworth takes on Luke from the OC, Chris Karmack. LATHER UP Y'CUNTS, ITS GONNA BE A SOAPY ONE!Then its the SUPERNO...

In this 100+ minute loosely themed episode on The Future, our boy welcomes comedian Erin McGathy to give a tarot reading, gains some newly appreciated empathy, and watches Demolition Man. Also a short chat about abuse of power in comedy. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This week we're going back to basics with a whopper 90 minute podder. Has all the trimmings; a BUMPER Tony's Namedrop Corner, a review of a book I barely read on A.I., some parenting tips and a review of the 1976 classic Rocky. Ohweee! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Sleep deprived and in a FOULER, our hero goes subject by subject through his Leaving Cert 2006 results (that he paid €15 for) and gets in even worse humour. As well as that, a history of smug riddles and the controversial truth about Enid Blyton's nonce-bait toyboy Noddy. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This week on the pod, I've written a list of some things I can do that my child self would think is cool and in a very rare moment of honesty discuss witnessing some fairly sickening racism. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Back to basics this week. chattin' all sorts. The Leaving Cert, scamming my way through CSPE and some fella becoming a Da. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Where there once was 45 now there is only 8. 'Here Comes the Croon': Pat McGeegan has the 'Chance of a Lifetime' 'When' he faces off against Red Hurley. Forget LOVE, will Ryan Dolan survive when he faces off against vicious twins Jedward, or will they leave his collar soaked in blood, d’mind lipstick in the 'Little Divils Threeway'.Then it’s the 'Battle of the HEAD' as its the VOICE Vs the EYES in...

IT'S EUROVISION MONTH (well, two weeks) on Shitshow and this week the BIG DOG round of the Best of Irish Tournament. This is not a league, it's a tournament. Two songs will face off in a battle to the DEATH and only one shall be claimed Ireland's Greatest Eurovision Song of all Time. We're calling this round Davina V Goliath, as the lower-ranked entries, your Jedwards, Ryan Dolans etc compete agai...

We're going DEEP! You asked for it and here it is; Three of my favourite conspiracy theories, with each more batshit than the last. We trace the ACTUAL royal bloodline and take aim for the stars to ask; is any of it real? Lap it up SHEEPLE. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices