Tony Cantwell's Hit Show

This week I'm completely losing the banter wars at home after trying to 3D print The Beatles' faces onto pumpkins. To redeem myself, I spent an hour workshopping the ultimate Halloween jokes, from Gen Z vampires to Barmbarack Obama. Support Hit Show to get ad-free listening and bi-weekly bonus episodes ⁠here! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

There's a mouse in the house and I'm in a weird mood, so today I am reminding myself of all the things I can't believe I can do as an adult. Enjoy x Support Hit Show to get ad-free listening and bi-weekly bonus episodes here! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This week I'm ranking the 20 most popular animals in Dublin Zoo, D tier all the way up to S tier. With takes hotter than the african savanah with criticism colder than an emperor penguin. Are gorillas monkeys? Are zebras horses? Find out on today’s show. Enjoy. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This week on the podcast, I’m talking Edinburgh Fringe, one sure fire way of achieving your goals, and how drinking from water bottles are harmful to your health and also sorry. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This week on the podcast I talk about the differences in taxi chat at 6.30 in the morning, working with kids, living with rejection sensitivity and how you need to remember where you come from so you’re not a bell end. Enjoy! I’m performing in the Edinburgh Fringe from August 17th - 30th at Underbelly Bristo Square. See yous there. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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This week on the podcast I compare therapy to having a spanner in your arse THEN I go full newsie with five current affair stories and give you my hilarious and on-brand perspective on them. Also sorry the pod is late 🙇‍♂️ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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This week on the podcast I’m chatting about embracing weird, woo-woo self help techniques and how to tell if your wife is in breach of the Geneva Convention. Enjoy! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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This week on the pod I’m talking about lucid dreaming, inappropriate parenting emojis how I’m currently on steroids (creatine). Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This week on the pod, I’m not freaking out, YOU’RE freaking out. This 420 has it all, monkeys, aliens, my top 5 songs of all time and my million dollar self help empire! Enjoy but also I’m on tour, tickets available here http://www.linktr.ee/tonyhorror Cork Cyprus Avenue April 24th Dundalk Spirit Store May 2nd Limerick Dolan's May 8th Waterford Bank Lane May 24th Dun Laoghaire Pavillion May 28th D...

I’m on tour, tickets available here http://www.linktr.ee/tonyhorror Dublin Vicar Street April 18th Galway Monroe's, April 11th Cork Cyprus Avenue April 24th Dundalk Spirit Store May 2nd Limerick Dolan's May 8th Waterford Bank Lane May 24th Dun Laoghaire Pavillion May 28th Belfast Limelight 2 May 29th Kildare Moat Theatre June 4th Dundrum The Mill June 5th Learn more about your ad choices. Visit me...

I’m on tour, tickets available here http://www.linktr.ee/tonyhorror Dublin Vicar Street April 18th Galway Monroe's, April 11th Cork Cyprus Avenue April 24th Dundalk Spirit Store May 2nd Limerick Dolan's May 8th Waterford Bank Lane May 24th Dun Laoghaire Pavillion May 28th Belfast Limelight 2 May 29th Kildare Moat Theatre June 4th Dundrum The Mill June 5th Learn more about your ad choices. Visit me...

This week on the pod a huge secret I’ve never told my flatmate, how I slept in a casket, and how supermarkets try and manipulate you. Also I’m on tour, tickets available here http://www.linktr.ee/tonyhorror Dublin Vicar Street April 18th Blanchardstown Draiocht, March 13th Cork DeBarras March 20th Howth Abbey Tavern March 21st Galway Monroe's, April 11th Cork Cyprus Avenue April 24th Dundalk Spiri...

New episode of Hit Show will be out Wednesday the 11th of March. Thanks for your patience! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Alright, how ye getting on. This week I’m high in the shed whatever! you can’t sack me I’m my own boss, I’m talking about how we go feral when we get sent old memes, Trevor Nelson and the licks in my school and why you should never let anyone who’s lost a dog look at your doorbell. Also I’m on tour! YOU CRY WEIRD TOUR 2026http://www.linktr.ee/tonyhorror• London: Top Secret Comedy - February 26th•...

This week on the pod I’m chatting rivalries, how I’m a stadium comedian now, my favourite windows to stare in and what I really want to tell you when we lock eyes in a Tesco. Enjoy! Also I’m on tour, tickets available here http://www.linktr.ee/tonyhorrorGreystones Whale Theatre February 14thLondon Top Secret Comedy February 26thPortlaoise Kavanagh's March 6thBlanchardstown Draiocht, March 13thCork...

This week on the podcast I’m chatting about self help frauds, how to market your new partner, why I’m so bad at watching films and why I’m banned from uber for life. Enjoy. Also hey I’m on tour! Come check me out all over! Tickets here http://www.linktr.ee/tonyhorror Greystones Whale Theatre - February 14th London Top Secret Comedy - February 26th Portlaoise Kavanagh's - March 6th Blanchardstown D...

This week I read a book on how to be an Alpha and I have over 20 practical tips on how to be a thick cunt. Also I am recording a SECRET, LIVE comedy special on Saturday Jan 31st in the Workmans of all my favourite jokes that I won’t be telling again. Tickets are just 8 quid, check it out here. If you can’t don’t worry you can hear all my brand new stuff when I’m on tour from next month. Tickets fo...

It was Christmas EVE EEEVE! Oooon the podcast. This week I’m talking about the secret to intimacy, how to teach losing and what I really want for Christmas. Enjoy. Also tune in to the end where you’ll hear a 13 year old cover of Driving Home For Christmas I recoreded while unemployed, living in London. RIP Chris Rea. But ALSO, I’m on tour! Come see me LIVE! All over Ireland and the UK. Tickets her...

I am back!!! And just like how it all started, I am kicking off with the annual Toy Show review, and this year it's a good one. Enjoy! This show is part of HeadStuff Podcasts. To access bi-weekly bonus episodes and ad-free listening from Hit Show just go to https://headstuffpodcasts.com/membership/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

You heard it right, Hit Show is coming back! Episode one drops Tuesday the 9th with a Late Late Toy Show Review. Episodes will be released every two weeks on HeadStuffPodcasts.com or wherever you get your podcasts. HeadStuff+ members will also receive bonus episodes on the alternating weeks, so members get a new episode every week. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Alright? How ye getting on? After 500 episodes of the podcast, I’ve decided to take a proper break. I will be back before too long, rejuvenated and excited with a podcast that is more in service to you my beloved listeners.  You can always catch me on Instagram or listen to me and the boys on Young Hot Guys. See yous in a bit. Fuck the boats. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/ad...

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