Tony Cantwell's Hit Show

ALL RISE...how ye getting on? This week on the pod, I'm Judge, Tony, and Sexicutioner as I hear your cases, side with defendants, and dole out some cold hard justice on the first Judge Cantwell pod. Thanks to The Dubliner Irish Whiskey (@DublinerWhiskey) for sponsoring the pod. Do check out their new TASTY AF, Old Fashioned Beer Cask Edition Whiskey on thedld.com. And hey, consider becoming a supp...

This week on the pod; how being handy could lead to my wife's death. And a meditation on legacy. Thanks to The Dubliner Irish Whiskey (@DublinerWhiskey) for sponsoring the pod check out their new Smoked Stout Beer Cask Edition on thedld.com. And hey, consider becoming a supporter over on patreon.com/tonycantwell You’ll also gain access to: * Weekly Bonus podcast every Friday. * Unlocked all episod...

This week on the pod, a day late, a buck short, but here anyway chatting through the returning fog of Gary, doing gigs again, Tony Robbins and advice for a younger boy. Thanks to The Dubliner Irish Whiskey (@DublinerWhiskey) for sponsoring the pod check out their new Smoked Stout Beer Cask Edition on thedld.com. And hey, consider becoming a supporter over on patreon.com/tonycantwell You’ll also ga...

This week on the pod, a review of Sexy Beasts. A show that is, on paper, the perfect Venn diagram crevice for your boy TC; Netflix reality dating show and Hollywood monsters! Too good to be true?! Yes! As well as that, some heatwave tips and a new show idea. Thanks to The Dubliner Irish Whiskey (@DublinerWhiskey) for sponsoring the pod check out their new Smoked Stout Beer Cask Edition on thedld.c...

This week on the pod; another driving test! Can our hero finally shelf his L (ickout Master) plate with an N (ever ever ever stop giving lickouts) one instead?! You’ll have to listen to find out. Also some strong opinions on charades etiquette. Thanks to The Dubliner Irish Whiskey (@DublinerWhiskey) for sponsoring the pod check out their new Smoked Stout Beer Cask Edition on thedld.com. And hey, c...

This week, I’m having a pal over!! Once a month over here I like to chat to someone else for a change, about something they're an absolute geek about. Joining me this week to chat bad movies is comedian, actor and writer Kevin McGahern. We chat The Room and more or less give a full synopsis of Irelan's First Kung Fu Flick: Fatal Deviation. As well as that, some driving test woes, under a hardened...

This week on the pod, another deep dive into some bad online relationship advice, as I tell you what women (and people who find men attractive) REALLY want reading the top 30 things that men do that women find sexy. Special thanks to Ben Clifford for the research and to the sponsor of the podcast The Dubliner Irish Whiskey (@DublinerWhiskey) check out their new Smoked Stout Beer Cask Edition on th...

This week LIVE from the car! I tell a story of a one-liner that landed me in hot water. The greatest Chinese I've ever had, and an update on my masculinity after failing to get a booking for the pub. This pod as always is sponsored by The Dubliner Irish Whiskey (@DublinerWhiskey) check out their new Smoked Stout Beer Cask Edition on thedld.com. And hey, consider becoming a supporter over on patreo...

This week on the podcast I give a play-by-play of what I’d be REALLY like as a contestant on Big Brother. As well as that, a chat about the origins of humans, the role of chance, and nationalism. This pod as always is sponsored by The Dubliner Irish Whiskey (@DublinerWhiskey) check out their new Smoked Stout Beer Cask Edition on thedld.com. And hey, consider becoming a supporter over on patreon.co...

This week on the podcast, a new thing! As you all know, I love talking AT people about shite I’m mad into, but what you might NOT know is, I also love getting the ear burned off myself when a person is an absolute super geek on a topic. So once a month I’m gonna have a guest on the pod and educate myself by exploring the crevices of their geekhole. Can be anything they like, Star Trek, Twilight or...

This week on the pod we have the return of Boner as we kick off Season 2 of everyone's favourite teen comedy drama 'The Fridget'. I also have a look at predictions for 2020 made in the 1960s. Thank you as always to the sponsor of this weeks pod The Dubliner Irish Whiskey. Check out their full range on thedld.com and follow on insta @DublinerWhiskeyAnd hey, consider becoming a supporter over on pat...

This week we’re going off-piste and I’m talking all about ME!Scaldiest gaffer I’ve ever been to, my fighting history, best boozers in Dublin, and my post-pandemic self-improvement plan. Thank you to The Dubliner Irish Whiskey for sponsoring this weeks pod. If you enjoy this format or to submit questions on a future episode; consider becoming a supporter over on patreon.com/tonycantwell You’ll also...

68 entered, but only one may leave the GREATEST OF ALL TIME! If you've made it this far; I can't thank you enough for letting me talk AT you for over 5 hours about the Eurovision. And for those who've hated every minute, you're in luck because it ends here. This is it! The final of the TCU Eurovision Pod Contest. Come for some major upsets, stay for the Star Wars analogies! As per this pod is spon...

It’s Eurovision Month on the pod and so we’re having the biggest tournament in TCU history.68 Acts, 67 Fights, across 65 Years! To discover which is the greatest Eurovision winner of all time. This is the knockout rounds before we get into Round 3, where the big dogs will duke it out. Enjoy! As per this pod is sponsored by the ever sound Dubliner Irish Whiskey. Go over to @DublinerWhiskey on Insta...

In the spirit of witchiness with Bealtaine just passed, we're lifting the veil on the otherworld with some witchy ass shit! Irish mythological beasts, the Irish Atlantis and a story about a toff who may have been an alien devil, its all here. Just some stuff I've been googling, but not googling so hard as to discredit it. Enjoy! As per this pod is sponsored by the ever sound Dubliner Irish Whiskey...

This week on the pod I'm revisiting some of the worst job interviews I've ever had to do across the years. Including one time I physically couldn't stop saying the word piss and another when I made up two massive elaborate lies. As well as that I predict the next TV game show sensation. This podcast was sponsored by The Dubliner Irish Whiskey. If you like this episode, there's over 50 more like it...

Prepare to partake, get off the rails and travel into space, it's the 2nd annual 420 Special! I'm going through the worst whitey I ever had, take you on a hotboxing trip through my records, and uncover some of the newest batshit conspiracy theories. If ye like this weird sort of experimental pod shit, might you consider supporting on Patreon! ( http://www.patreon.com/tonycantwell ) where you can g...

This week on the pod we're saying goodbye to Yahoo Answers (know you're gone said you're gone but I can still feel you're here) in style, by answering some of the dumbest questions in the history of the site! Including; Can you kill a ghost with concrete, and how do you un-bake a cake? This podcast was sponsored by The Dubliner Irish Whiskey. Check them out on Instagram @DublinerWhiskey https://ww...

It's episode 69 NICCCCCCE!!! and because I'm a 13-year-old child, this is a milestone. To celebrate I've read up on the worst sex advice Cosmopolitan Magazine and Men's Health has to offer, and I'm doling it out here for your enjoyment. Also Gary's back, to remind me that being verified on social media means (here comes the chicken) F'CKAAL!Also, this podcast contains light references to sex. Noth...

Prepare to get PUNK'D by the Original Ashton (original YEAH), cause its April's Fool's! On the pod today; pranks from around the world, the origins of April Fool's Day and some juicy stories sent in by YOU! And lastly, you can call me STEEEVE Finnan, cause I've a couple of prank calls thrown into the mix to boot! All of that and more on this BUMPER-packed-prank-filled episode. This podcast was spo...

Here it is! My recap of 2020 told through hilarious awards in The Tony Awards 2020 (not those Tony's). This is the audio portion of the overall video, which you can watch in full here https://youtu.be/_HCpR1GhMNU and I emplore that you do, as it features hilarious video sketches from Justine Stafford, Michael Fry and Peter McGann. This podcast is sponsored by The Dubliner Irish Whiskey (@dublinerw...

This week on the pod, I do a full Jebadiah Springfield reveal on the TRUE history of St. Patrick SPOILER isn’t even a saint and was never called Patrick as well as that how to survive the onslaught of EIREphobic attacks you might get if you’re a Paddy working oversees. Also Clongowes as an NFT? This podcast was sponsored by The Dubliner Irish Whiskey. Check them out on Instagram @DublinerWhiskey h...

This week on the pod I’m addressing the big news that rocked the hot animal aficionado world; Lola Bunny’s redesign in the new Space Jam movie. As well as that I delve through the Megan and Harry interview to try to deduce any mention of the Queen being a lizard, lay into every parent from Rugrats, and give my thoughts on the WandaVision finale. This podcast was sponsored by The Dubliner Irish Whi...

It’s Seachtain na Gaeilge so we’re rolling out the green carpet for an Irish language special. I'm giving you some words, phrases, and a few proverbs you can use in everyday conversation and we've special edition of Múinteoir Ragnarok where I read your stories about wild Gaeltacht antics. This podcast was sponsored by The Dubliner Irish Whiskey. Check them out on Instagram @DublinerWhiskey https:/...

This week on the pod, I'm back in the car with some guerilla podcasting, and delivering an old school meandering oxbow ramble. Chatting about: How me and my brother befriended a malware mascot, How I'm a walking Alton Towers, Justice League the Snyder Cut and try understand why Kong and Godzilla wanna fight? If you like this episode, might you consider supporting over Patreon? ( http://www.patreon...