Toni Lodge and Ryan Jon

Toni and Ryan

Comedy EN ↓ 1118 episodes

Need a brain break? Press play on the Toni and Ryan Podcast and worry about life’s BS later. This podcast is hot, fun garbage and we (Toni Lodge and Ryan Jon here in Melbourne, Australia) would love you to climb aboard and be our friends. Join us everywhere: linktr.ee/ToniAndRyan Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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Toni Lodge and Ryan Jon

Episodes

The Hottest Grandpa Ever 19.10.2025 26:36

[VIDEO FOR THIS EP AVAILABLE ON YOUTUBE ] Funeral comedy - Hot Take Toni - Mango eating - love ya!!!!! Check out our Patreon at patreon.com/ToniandRyan , and make sure you join our Facebook Group !  Find #ToniAndRyan on Instagram @tonilodge and @ryan.jon OR on TikTok @toniandryanpodcast Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Weeing In A Onesie 15.10.2025 30:53

[VIDEO FOR THIS EP AVAILABLE ON YOUTUBE ] NORMAL or NAH - Gobby from a ghost - Kid in the playground - love ya!!!!! Check out our Patreon at patreon.com/ToniandRyan , and make sure you join our Facebook Group !  Find #ToniAndRyan on Instagram @tonilodge and @ryan.jon OR on TikTok @toniandryanpodcast Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

She Got It In But Couldn't Get It Out 14.10.2025 37:48

[VIDEO FOR THIS EP AVAILABLE ON YOUTUBE ] A clumsy bunch - Pockets or nah - Onion outrage - love ya!!!!! Check out our Patreon at patreon.com/ToniandRyan , and make sure you join our Facebook Group !  Find #ToniAndRyan on Instagram @tonilodge and @ryan.jon OR on TikTok @toniandryanpodcast Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The Sexiest Text Ever Sent 13.10.2025 30:21

[VIDEO FOR THIS EP AVAILABLE ON YOUTUBE ] Wontoni Soup - Texting confession - Australia's Golden Couple - love ya!!!!! Check out our Patreon at patreon.com/ToniandRyan , and make sure you join our Facebook Group !  Find #ToniAndRyan on Instagram @tonilodge and @ryan.jon OR on TikTok @toniandryanpodcast Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

THE GOLDEN TICKET TARPer 12.10.2025 38:46

[VIDEO FOR THIS EP AVAILABLE ON YOUTUBE ] Year of winning - 2026 CALENDAR AND GOLDEN TICKET TARPer - HOT TAKE TONI - love ya!!!!! Become a Champion TARPer by 1 November 2025 for your exclusive 2026 Calendar and the chance to be crowned the Golden Ticket TARPer! - SIGN UP NOW Check out our Patreon at patreon.com/ToniandRyan , and make sure you join our Facebook Group !  Find #ToniAndRyan on In...

Why You Should ALWAYS Knock First 08.10.2025 31:11

[VIDEO FOR THIS EP AVAILABLE ON YOUTUBE ] Toilet incident - NORMAL or NAH - Saucy lil piggy- love ya!!!!! Check out our Patreon at patreon.com/ToniandRyan , and make sure you join our Facebook Group !  Find #ToniAndRyan on Instagram @tonilodge and @ryan.jon OR on TikTok @toniandryanpodcast Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

What Men Do When They're Alone 07.10.2025 34:23

[VIDEO FOR THIS EP AVAILABLE ON YOUTUBE ] Birks by November update - What's older? - Jatz and jerkin - love ya!!!!! Toni's YLTSI - Instagram ( @tlanekovarik ) http://www.torikovarikart.etsy.com Check out our Patreon at patreon.com/ToniandRyan , and make sure you join our Facebook Group !  Find #ToniAndRyan on Instagram @tonilodge and @ryan.jon OR on TikTok @toniandryanpodcast Hosted on Acast....

A Confession From A Celebrity 06.10.2025 34:16

VIDEO FOR THIS EP AVAILABLE ON YOUTUBE - 9 Year Old Vet - Plane with a sunroof - Offending the cleaner - love ya!!!!! Ryan YLTSI - @spillingcolourandcoffee Check out our Patreon at patreon.com/ToniandRyan , and make sure you join our Facebook Group !  Find #ToniAndRyan on Instagram @tonilodge and @ryan.jon OR on TikTok @toniandryanpodcast Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more inform...

Falling At A Funeral 05.10.2025 31:08

[VIDEO FOR THIS EP AVAILABLE ON YOUTUBE ] TARPers v stairs - HOT TAKE TONI - Michael Jordan's pool - love ya!!!!! Check out our Patreon at patreon.com/ToniandRyan , and make sure you join our Facebook Group !  Find #ToniAndRyan on Instagram @tonilodge and @ryan.jon OR on TikTok @toniandryanpodcast Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

A Strawberry Scandal 01.10.2025 28:56

[VIDEO FOR THIS EP AVAILABLE ON YOUTUBE ] NORMAL or NAH fruit edition - Strawberry scandal - House next door - love ya!!!!! Check out our Patreon at patreon.com/ToniandRyan , and make sure you join our Facebook Group !  Find #ToniAndRyan on Instagram @tonilodge and @ryan.jon OR on TikTok @toniandryanpodcast Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Why Being LATE Is Better 30.09.2025 35:50

[VIDEO FOR THIS EP AVAILABLE ON YOUTUBE ] Not New Segment About New News - Is that Michael Caine? - 4 degress of seperation - love ya!!!!! Toni's YLTSI - https://www.instagram.com/sadgirlshows Check out our Patreon at patreon.com/ToniandRyan , and make sure you join our Facebook Group !  Find #ToniAndRyan on Instagram @tonilodge and @ryan.jon OR on TikTok @toniandryanpodcast Hosted on Acast....

Hasta la vista loser 29.09.2025 30:35

[VIDEO FOR THIS EP AVAILABLE ON YOUTUBE ] InvenTARPer stories - Terminator for losers - TONI'S NEW GAME - love ya!!!!! Check out our Patreon at patreon.com/ToniandRyan , and make sure you join our Facebook Group !  Find #ToniAndRyan on Instagram @tonilodge and @ryan.jon OR on TikTok @toniandryanpodcast Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Lazy, Crazy or Genius? 28.09.2025 31:03

[VIDEO FOR THIS EP AVAILABLE ON YOUTUBE ] Ryan's a liar - Laziest thing you've done - HOT TAKE TONI sport edition- love ya!!!!! Check out our Patreon at patreon.com/ToniandRyan , and make sure you join our Facebook Group !  Find #ToniAndRyan on Instagram @tonilodge and @ryan.jon OR on TikTok @toniandryanpodcast Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

🌽 Hardcore Corn 🌽 24.09.2025 37:55

[VIDEO FOR THIS EP AVAILABLE ON YOUTUBE ] Normal or Nah - Surprise corn - Backing your best friends - love ya!!!!! Check out our Patreon at patreon.com/ToniandRyan , and make sure you join our Facebook Group !  Find #ToniAndRyan on Instagram @tonilodge and @ryan.jon OR on TikTok @toniandryanpodcast Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The Most Ridiculous Licenses in the World 23.09.2025 44:01

[VIDEO FOR THIS EP AVAILABLE ON YOUTUBE ] Australian Licenses - Really ruining punchlines - Expensive Drinks - love ya!!!!! Check out our Patreon at patreon.com/ToniandRyan , and make sure you join our Facebook Group !  Find #ToniAndRyan on Instagram @tonilodge and @ryan.jon OR on TikTok @toniandryanpodcast Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The Day I Lost My P€ni$ 22.09.2025 23:13

[VIDEO FOR THIS EP AVAILABLE ON YOUTUBE ] Grandma's Secret Affair - Maria's magnet mission - Stick reviews - love ya!!!!! LINK TO MAGNET FORM - https://form.jotform.com/252528188332056 Check out our Patreon at patreon.com/ToniandRyan , and make sure you join our Facebook Group !  Find #ToniAndRyan on Instagram @tonilodge and @ryan.jon OR on TikTok @toniandryanpodcast Hosted on Acast. See acas...

Why This $5 Rule Actually Works 21.09.2025 39:05

[VIDEO FOR THIS EP AVAILABLE ON YOUTUBE ] Wet in the car - Toni the enabler in action - HOT TAKE TONI - birksbynovember.com - love ya!!!!! Check out our Patreon at patreon.com/ToniandRyan , and make sure you join our Facebook Group !  Find #ToniAndRyan on Instagram @tonilodge and @ryan.jon OR on TikTok @toniandryanpodcast Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Poo money, poo problems 14.09.2025 29:31

[VIDEO FOR THIS EP AVAILABLE ON YOUTUBE ] Most expensive shit - Hot take Ryan - Hot take Toni - love ya!!!!! Check out our Patreon at patreon.com/ToniandRyan , and make sure you join our Facebook Group !  Find #ToniAndRyan on Instagram @tonilodge and @ryan.jon OR on TikTok @toniandryanpodcast Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Ryan Celine Dion Jon Dunn 10.09.2025 25:23

[VIDEO FOR THIS EP AVAILABLE ON YOUTUBE ] Normal or nah - Celine Ryan Dion / Ryan Jon Dion - Charles v Taubs - love ya!!!!! Check out our Patreon at patreon.com/ToniandRyan , and make sure you join our Facebook Group !  Find #ToniAndRyan on Instagram @tonilodge and @ryan.jon OR on TikTok @toniandryanpodcast Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

What to do when you're sick 09.09.2025 28:50

[VIDEO FOR THIS EP AVAILABLE ON YOUTUBE ] Milk mythbusters - Old school d*ck pics - Toni the enabler - love ya!!!!! Check out our Patreon at patreon.com/ToniandRyan , and make sure you join our Facebook Group !  Find #ToniAndRyan on Instagram @tonilodge and @ryan.jon OR on TikTok @toniandryanpodcast Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

A bumcrack stroke from heaven 08.09.2025 31:10

[VIDEO FOR THIS EP AVAILABLE ON YOUTUBE ] Ethical dilemma - Miracle of human biology - Sherlock Tones - love ya!!!!! Check out our Patreon at patreon.com/ToniandRyan , and make sure you join our Facebook Group !  Find #ToniAndRyan on Instagram @tonilodge and @ryan.jon OR on TikTok @toniandryanpodcast Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Farting In Front Of Your Partner 07.09.2025 28:11

[VIDEO FOR THIS EP AVAILABLE ON YOUTUBE ] First fart romance - Toni Lodge Law - Moot chat - love ya!!!!! Check out our Patreon at patreon.com/ToniandRyan , and make sure you join our Facebook Group !  Find #ToniAndRyan on Instagram @tonilodge and @ryan.jon OR on TikTok @toniandryanpodcast Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Australians Discover Rainforest Cafe 03.09.2025 31:53

[VIDEO FOR THIS EP AVAILABLE ON YOUTUBE ] Normal or Nah floor edition - Rainforest cafe - Forrest Gump - love ya!!!!! Check out our Patreon at patreon.com/ToniandRyan , and make sure you join our Facebook Group !  Find #ToniAndRyan on Instagram @tonilodge and @ryan.jon OR on TikTok @toniandryanpodcast Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Poopin' On A Plane 02.09.2025 37:34

[VIDEO FOR THIS EP AVAILABLE ON YOUTUBE ] Things that feel illegal - Keep cup scoop - Plane toilet Etiquette - love ya!!!!! Check out our Patreon at patreon.com/ToniandRyan , and make sure you join our Facebook Group !  Find #ToniAndRyan on Instagram @tonilodge and @ryan.jon OR on TikTok @toniandryanpodcast Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Caught Naked In The City 01.09.2025 33:05

[VIDEO FOR THIS EP AVAILABLE ON YOUTUBE ] Guest Pippa - Naked at ya Mum's door - Who's with who - love ya!!!!! Check out our Patreon at patreon.com/ToniandRyan , and make sure you join our Facebook Group !  Find #ToniAndRyan on Instagram @tonilodge and @ryan.jon OR on TikTok @toniandryanpodcast Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.