Toni Lodge and Ryan Jon

Toni and Ryan

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Need a brain break? Press play on the Toni and Ryan Podcast and worry about life’s BS later. This podcast is hot, fun garbage and we (Toni Lodge and Ryan Jon here in Melbourne, Australia) would love you to climb aboard and be our friends. Join us everywhere: linktr.ee/ToniAndRyan Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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Toni Lodge and Ryan Jon

Episodes

A Radio Station Has Reached Out 23.03.2026 45:48

A live radio audition - Cu*t in Canada - Bringing things for dinner  - love ya!!!!! Sign up to Patreon Here - www.patreon.com/ToniandRyan FAQ and T&C's PODCASTAWAY - www.toniandryan.com.au/podcastaway Video for this EP is available on YOUTUBE Check out our Patreon at patreon.com/ToniandRyan , and make sure you join our Facebook Group !  Find #ToniAndRyan on Instagram @tonilodge...

Toni Tries To Craft Without Injuring Herself 22.03.2026 40:28

Crafting injuries - Dream kitchen - Milk in the fridge  - love ya!!!!! Sign up to Patreon Here - www.patreon.com/ToniandRyan FAQ and T&C's PODCASTAWAY - www.toniandryan.com.au/podcastaway Video for this EP is available on YOUTUBE Check out our Patreon at patreon.com/ToniandRyan , and make sure you join our Facebook Group !  Find #ToniAndRyan on Instagram @tonilodge and @rya...

The Worst Time For An Operation 18.03.2026 40:28

NORMAL OR NAH - Poo samples - Surgery times - love ya!!!!! Donate Blood Group - https://my.donateblood.com.au/app/myteams_home?org=TARPers&orgId=208250&search=Tarpers https://tarpliverecordings.com/ Sign up to Patreon Here - www.patreon.com/ToniandRyan FAQ and T&C's PODCASTAWAY - www.toniandryan.com.au/podcastaway Video for this EP is available on YOUTUBE Check out our Patreon at patre...

A Snake in Toni's Shower 17.03.2026 47:14

Bad boys - Living in Australia Part 427 - Name numerology - love ya!!!!! https://tarpliverecordings.com/ Sign up to Patreon Here - www.patreon.com/ToniandRyan FAQ and T&C's PODCASTAWAY - www.toniandryan.com.au/podcastaway Video for this EP is available on YOUTUBE Check out our Patreon at patreon.com/ToniandRyan , and make sure you join our Facebook Group !  Find #ToniAndRyan on Instagram...

Toni's Colonoscopy Report 16.03.2026 49:45

WARNING EXTREME POO CHAT Signage typos - Confessions from daycare workers - Colonoscopy high achiever - love ya!!!!! Kids Swearing Compilation https://tarpliverecordings.com/ Sign up to Patreon Here - www.patreon.com/ToniandRyan FAQ and T&C's PODCASTAWAY - www.toniandryan.com.au/podcastaway Video for this EP is available on YOUTUBE Check out our Patreon at patreon.com/ToniandRyan , and make su...

Google Thinks Toni is a Doctor 15.03.2026 45:40

Downloadable Cards - https://www.toniandryan.com.au/pages/cards-v2 NAPLAN testing - Herpe Birthday comments - Shopping centre hot take - love ya!!!!! https://tarpliverecordings.com/ Sign up to Patreon Here - www.patreon.com/ToniandRyan FAQ and T&C's PODCASTAWAY - www.toniandryan.com.au/podcastaway Video for this EP is available on YOUTUBE Check out our Patreon at patreon.com/ToniandR...

Ryan Pissing On A Bus 11.03.2026 53:55

NORMAL or NAH - Peeing on the bus - Wet4Life brainstorm - love ya!!!!! https://tarpliverecordings.com/ Sign up to Patreon Here - www.patreon.com/ToniandRyan FAQ and T&C's PODCASTAWAY - www.toniandryan.com.au/podcastaway Video for this EP is available on YOUTUBE Check out our Patreon at patreon.com/ToniandRyan , and make sure you join our Facebook Group !  Find #ToniAndRyan on Instagram @t...

Does Your Boyfriend Have A List About You? 10.03.2026 29:05

Sleep score club - Men with notes - Dad fail :( - love ya!!!!! https://tarpliverecordings.com/ Sign up to Patreon Here - www.patreon.com/ToniandRyan FAQ and T&C's PODCASTAWAY - www.toniandryan.com.au/podcastaway Video for this EP is available on YOUTUBE Check out our Patreon at patreon.com/ToniandRyan , and make sure you join our Facebook Group !  Find #ToniAndRyan on Instagram @tonilodge...

The 4 Types Of Friends 09.03.2026 50:24

https://tarpliverecordings.com/ Black eyed peas - Types of friends - TARP live recordings!!! - love ya!!!!! Video - https://www.instagram.com/p/DTTtDXzkoab/ Sign up to Patreon Here - www.patreon.com/ToniandRyan FAQ and T&C's PODCASTAWAY - www.toniandryan.com.au/podcastaway Video for this EP is available on YOUTUBE Check out our Patreon at patreon.com/ToniandRyan , and make sure you join our Fa...

Toni Wants To Buy A Pinball Machine... 08.03.2026 45:24

Tangy food - Toni's rogue purchase - Netflix hot take - Horny second half - love ya!!!!! Sign up to Patreon Here - www.patreon.com/ToniandRyan FAQ and T&C's PODCASTAWAY - www.toniandryan.com.au/podcastaway Video for this EP is available on YOUTUBE Check out our Patreon at patreon.com/ToniandRyan , and make sure you join our Facebook Group !  Find #ToniAndRyan on Instagram @tonilodge and @...

The Absolute Worst Time To Fart... 04.03.2026 47:57

NORMAL or NAH - Ryan and Mabel at the park - Fart noises - LOVE YA!!! Sign up to Patreon Here - www.patreon.com/ToniandRyan FAQ and T&C's PODCASTAWAY - www.toniandryan.com.au/podcastaway Video for this EP is available on YOUTUBE Check out our Patreon at patreon.com/ToniandRyan , and make sure you join our Facebook Group !  Find #ToniAndRyan on Instagram @tonilodge and @ryan.jon OR on...

Deal Or No Deal Is Rigged?!? 03.03.2026 46:51

Little punk justice - Foulest-mouth country - Deal or no deal - LOVE YA!!!!! Sign up to Patreon Here - www.patreon.com/ToniandRyan FAQ and T&C's PODCASTAWAY - www.toniandryan.com.au/podcastaway Video for this EP is available on YOUTUBE Check out our Patreon at patreon.com/ToniandRyan , and make sure you join our Facebook Group !  Find #ToniAndRyan on Instagram @tonilodge and @ry...

The Nudie Truth About Orange Juice 02.03.2026 43:51

Ryan as a little kid - CONFESSIONS - Little punk update - LOVE YA!!!! Sign up to Patreon Here - www.patreon.com/ToniandRyan FAQ and T&C's PODCASTAWAY - www.toniandryan.com.au/podcastaway Video for this EP is available on YOUTUBE Check out our Patreon at patreon.com/ToniandRyan , and make sure you join our Facebook Group !  Find #ToniAndRyan on Instagram @tonilodge and @ryan.jon...

We Found The Ultimate Car 01.03.2026 52:11

Medical comedy update - Limo hot take - Calling Ryan's Mum - love ya!!!!! https://www.instagram.com/pictureprint.studio?utm_source=ig_web_button_share_sheet&igsh=ZDNlZDc0MzIxNw== Sign up to Patreon Here - www.patreon.com/ToniandRyan FAQ and T&C's PODCASTAWAY - www.toniandryan.com.au/podcastaway Video for this EP is available on YOUTUBE Check out our Patreon at patreon.com/Toniand...

Threesome On A Family Holiday | MOST REPLAYED FEBRUARY 28.02.2026 23:35

Fallen behind on TARP and need a fast-track to catch up?!? Here’s the bessssst bits from February 2026! Sign up to Patreon Here - www.patreon.com/ToniandRyan FAQ and T&C's PODCASTAWAY - www.toniandryan.com.au/podcastaway Video for this EP is available on YOUTUBE Check out our Patreon at patreon.com/ToniandRyan , and make sure you join our Facebook Group !  Find #ToniAndRyan on Instagram @...

We're Competing in the 2030 Winter Olympics 25.02.2026 52:55

Airport pick up - NORMAL or NAH ft Jessie - Gifts from Dubai - love ya!!!!! Sign up to Patreon Here - www.patreon.com/ToniandRyan FAQ and T&C's PODCASTAWAY - www.toniandryan.com.au/podcastaway Video for this EP is available on YOUTUBE Check out our Patreon at patreon.com/ToniandRyan, and make sure you join our Facebook Group!  Find #ToniAndRyan on Instagram @tonilodge and @ryan.jon OR on...

How To Turn On Your Dad 24.02.2026 40:30

Bubblegum in the wild - Kids embarrassing their parents - Hierarchy of communication - Love ya!!!!! Sign up to Patreon Here - www.patreon.com/ToniandRyan FAQ and T&C's PODCASTAWAY - www.toniandryan.com.au/podcastaway Video for this EP is available on YOUTUBE Check out our Patreon at patreon.com/ToniandRyan , and make sure you join our Facebook Group !  Find #ToniAndRyan on Instagram @toni...

Brené Brown vs Cristiano Ronaldo 23.02.2026 37:37

https://www.tonishensnight.co.uk Cristiano Ronaldo's salary - Dolphin noises- Prank wars - love ya!!!!! Sign up to Patreon Here - www.patreon.com/ToniandRyan FAQ and T&C's PODCASTAWAY - www.toniandryan.com.au/podcastaway Video for this EP is available on YOUTUBE Check out our Patreon at patreon.com/ToniandRyan , and make sure you join our Facebook Group !  Find #ToniAndRyan on Instagram @...

Reddit Relationship Hacks 22.02.2026 39:09

Relationship hacks - Hens party FAQs - Driving hot take - love ya!!!!! https://www.tonishensnight.co.uk Sign up to Patreon Here - www.patreon.com/ToniandRyan FAQ and T&C's PODCASTAWAY - www.toniandryan.com.au/podcastaway Video for this EP is available on YOUTUBE Check out our Patreon at patreon.com/ToniandRyan , and make sure you join our Facebook Group !  Find #ToniAndRyan on Instagram @...

Men's Razors vs Women's Razors 18.02.2026 49:49

NORMAL or NAH - Merryl Streep's voice - Tickets tips - love ya!!!!! Sign up to Patreon Here - www.patreon.com/ToniandRyan FAQ and T&C's PODCASTAWAY - www.toniandryan.com.au/podcastaway Video for this EP is available on YOUTUBE Check out our Patreon at patreon.com/ToniandRyan , and make sure you join our Facebook Group !  Find #ToniAndRyan on Instagram @tonilodge and @ryan.jon OR on TikTok...

The Best Place For A Third Date 17.02.2026 36:48

Hens/bucks stories - Dave from Accounts - Toni's chicken manicure - love ya!!!!! https://tonishensparty.co.uk/ Sign up to Patreon Here - www.patreon.com/ToniandRyan FAQ and T&C's PODCASTAWAY - www.toniandryan.com.au/podcastaway Video for this EP is available on YOUTUBE Check out our Patreon at patreon.com/ToniandRyan , and make sure you join our Facebook Group !  Find #ToniAndRyan on Inst...

ANNOUNCING TONI'S HENS PARTY!!!! 16.02.2026 39:15

YOU'RE INVITED TO TONI'S HENS - https://tonishensparty.co.uk/ Colonoscopies - Funny name and funny jobs - love ya!!!!! Sign up to Patreon Here - www.patreon.com/ToniandRyan FAQ and T&C's PODCASTAWAY - www.toniandryan.com.au/podcastaway Video for this EP is available on YOUTUBE Check out our Patreon at patreon.com/ToniandRyan , and make sure you join our Facebook Group !  Find #ToniAndRyan...

Toni's Gatorade Taste Test 15.02.2026 49:33

Toni's boob job boobs - Ryan's house inspection outrage - Travel pillows - love ya!!!!! Sign up to Patreon Here - www.patreon.com/ToniandRyan FAQ and T&C's PODCASTAWAY - www.toniandryan.com.au/podcastaway Video for this EP is available on YOUTUBE Check out our Patreon at patreon.com/ToniandRyan , and make sure you join our Facebook Group !  Find #ToniAndRyan on Instagram @tonilodge and @r...

Ryan Thinks Toni Eats Ice Cream Wrong 11.02.2026 34:48

Poll - https://chomperorcannibal.com/ Pad Thai t-shirt comeback - NORMAL or NAH - Toni eating ice cream - love ya!!!!! Sign up to Patreon Here - www.patreon.com/ToniandRyan FAQ and T&C's PODCASTAWAY - www.toniandryan.com.au/podcastaway Video for this EP is available on YOUTUBE Check out our Patreon at patreon.com/ToniandRyan , and make sure you join our Facebook Group !  Find #ToniAndRyan...

Toni Witnessed A Plane Hookup 10.02.2026 35:09

Things you can say on the GOLD COAST and the BEDROOM - Gatorade gate - Love on the airplane - love ya!!!!! Sign up to Patreon Here - www.patreon.com/ToniandRyan FAQ and T&C's PODCASTAWAY - www.toniandryan.com.au/podcastaway Video for this EP is available on YOUTUBE Check out our Patreon at patreon.com/ToniandRyan , and make sure you join our Facebook Group !  Find #ToniAndRyan on Instagra...