Tommy's Brownload

Back together, sort of! Kej has been in Portugal, I’m still in Canada and Sach is holding it all together back in the UK! We’re talking about all the things we’ve seen on our travels, as well as the Adnan Sami concert and the rising costs of cheese slices!

Simon Sandhu (my cousin brother) sits in on the podcast instead of Kej! So we were allowed (by my wife) to record this episode INSIDE the house! What a treat to sit at the kitchen table again and talk about weddings, how loud the music is (I know … we’re getting old!) and my generosity with a homeless person backfiring on me! Enjoy the Kej free podcast!

Someone’s suddenly got into Barbie! I’m not saying who, but it’s the one that jumps on every band wagon going! Sach has got news about how an airline dealt with hungry passengers when they realised all their in-flight meals were off! We’re also talking weddings, 2000 year old curries and the top 25 TV shows ever!

We’re all over the place … maybe it’s because the weather can’t make its mind up, maybe it’s the B.O I’ve been exposed to, Kej’s Mums dhokla or Sach getting bad breath forced into his face! We’re also discussing Twitter's new name and we’ve got a competition to give away Adnan Sami tickets for Leeds, London and Birmingham this August 11th, 12th & 13th. Check out the Brownload on Instagram to e...

I was Macaulay Culkin this weekend and didn’t know what to do with myself! The weather was changing its mind more than I do in a buffet queue and there’s a new Wimbledon mens champion who’s just a baby! So that got us thinking … what had we achieved by the age of 20? Plus Sach has got news of a new way of travelling to Japan and Kej doesn’t want any surprises on his restaurant bill : 8 dollar band...

What is Threads? Well, luckily for all of us, the social media bandwagoner (Kej) has clearly invented the new online platform and is therefore in full endorsement mode as he explains how great it is! Sach and I aren’t convinced! Maybe I was feeling negative after my first comedy walk out (that’s right … two audience members left half way thru my show !) Also, 50 Cent is going to India later this y...

Hi there … mountain ranger Sandhu here! Fresh from my Ben Nevis climb where I missed all the controversy around the Ashes and Johnny Bairstow! Kej and Sach fill me in as we chat about all the times we’ve cheated at stuff! Plus there’s talk of Arnold Schwarzenegger, Elon Musk and holiday islands that are banning you from using your phone! (Unless you’re listening to the Brownload of course!)

This isn’t just any Brownload episode, it’s the one where we announce that we have sold all our tickets to our live show at the London Podcast festival 2023! All the seats were nabbed in 3 days so thanks so much for that! We’re also talking about Glastonbury and Kej is moaning about why Desis can’t do their own one! Sach is more worried about the smell of the festival and I’m using this episode as...

Imagine a woolly mammoth combined with the Burj Al Arab? Massive right?? Well that’s how big our news is … we’ve got something very exciting to share!! Plus Sach is no longer struck by Hayfever, im exposing myself to be struck by cold temperatures and Kej is getting star struck at a party! And my big idea this week is about a new type of crisp they need to do! It’s a genius idea (well, it was thou...

The sun’s out and I’ve lost all knowledge of what’s going on in the world! What champions league match? What soccer aid? I’m oblivious! Sach is busy being named in National newspapers for his celebrity Dj’ing skills (he’s not on Page 3, don’t worry!) And Kej is getting drunk calls from men which he absolutely loves! He actually tells us why he misses the late night phone chats with his fellas!

What a podcast! Loads of different things discussed: like how the bill for dinner is split, buying rounds of drinks, putting toothpaste on your brush, sexy team sports and Neha Kakkar’s new song! Get involved with the chat and drop us a message: hello@thebrownload.com or message us on Instagram @thebrownload

May we begin by saluting the legend that sadly passed: Tina Turner! What a lady … Who was loved by Desis! Plus we chat about some backstage antics whilst I hosted the Gurdas Masn concerts and there’s talk of Paneer and Ice cream! And … I hate to be a snitch, but two out of three of us did our homework that was set last week … find out who didn’t! Enjoy Brownloading!

The sun is shining for National Sandwich week and while we may have started this podcast moaning and being negative, we all come good by the end! There’s a few toilet issues to discuss too! To stand or not to stand, that is the question!

This one’s full of failures, first aid courses and falling out over the temperature of meaty balls! Sach is back from Dubai to a culture shock in the UK and Kej’s “things we’ve learnt” is enough to put you off … everything in life! #blamekej - Still, at least the suns out! Hit play and enjoy!

Apologies for not giving you your fix of The Brownload last week! We have read all your messages of complaint! You’ll hear the reasons why we missed it in this episode. Plus we’re hailing our new King, Sach is watching from Dubai while Kej is suffering from R.A (hit play to find out what that is!) And I’ve been all over the UK hosting concerts and racing women on the underground.

The alarms are going off! Somethings happening but we don’t know what! We talk about the nationwide Armageddon alarm, the Kings coronation and the ultimate dunk contest: which involves biscuits, not basketballs!

We’re springing into action with talk of Diljit Dosanjh at Coachella, Britains Got Talent and some frustrating contestants on Family Fortunes! Plus Barahmastra is on TV … you might here me mention it once or four times! Find out why when you listen to the podcast and head to our Instagram (@thebrownload) this week to watch the video that “they” didn’t want you to see!

Loved recording this weeks podcast! Lots of chat about food and sweet treats! Never a bad conversation! We even debated which religion has the most sugar based naughtiness to consume in the name of “tradition”! Sach has had a quiet Easter weekend, I’ve been looking after a dog and Kej has got news for anyone who likes to sing in public!

We’re at Kej’s house for this episode of the Brownload! The Gujarati hospitality is on point with more crunchy snacks than a Walkers factory! Last time I was here, I was sozzled! So, today we’re talking about hanging with Sonu Nigam (or not as the case may be!) as well as food, pets in zoom calls and more robot AI stuff (blame Kej!)

We’ve got all the senses covered in this weeks podcast! Alcoholic pasta sauce to taste, smelling other peoples sweat, seeing Bollywood celebs in the UK (if they're actually even here!) and touching - by dancing with older women while listening to inappropriate songs! Only on the Brownload!

How can you get annoyed with Mother’s Day? Sach ain’t got no time for the Instagram people posting pictures of the woman that gave them life! Kej’s supermarket conveyor belt dividers are splitting the nation and I’ve got great news for all the good looking Indians out there! So hit play and let us tickle you in places you’ve never had tickled before!

Gary Lineker is all over the press for his comments and the BBC don’t like it! Funnily enough, we had something to say about all that! Plus Sach has got the low down on a new gadget for your phones which will mean that people can get lippy like never before! And kej wants to know why Desis don’t do cruise ships!

Happy Holi everyone! So, I’ve been hosting colourful events with lots of “hands on” people! Kej is causing trouble at the Tesco tills and Sach isn’t happy with the levels of customer service at his Dentist! Plus we debate whether couples should order the same two dishes when they’re in restaurants! I have some strong opinions here! What’s the point in ordering two of the same thing? Then you can’t...

Kaiseh ho Brownloaders? We are busting our Hindi in this episode even though none of us have grown up speaking it! It’s all because of a new tv show I’m hosting on Colors! Plus Sach has got issues around the do’s and don’ts at the gym and Kej has got the list of the top ten food on the planet!

We love the old school! This one’s filled with a whole bag of nostalgia! From LL Cool Singh to Opal Fruits! We’re taking it back! But that didn’t stop Kej going on about the future and Chat GPT! Sach is educating us on what we can and can’t say after Roald Dahl books are getting re-edited! If you’re triggered by anything you hear … or you just wanna correct any of us, then email: hello@thebrownloa...