Tommy's Brownload

Ok - let’s be honest! The UK feels kinda crazy right now! There’s riots, fear and a whole lot of unrest! We don’t usually get involved with politics or heavy stuff, but this one is right on our door! That stuff aside, we’re still trying to find the fun stuff in life: Kej is loving the Olympics, I’ve come across people who spit when they talk and Sach has been people watching in the airport!

The summer is here! Quick, enjoy it before it goes! I’ve been up in Scotland hosting parties and Kej and Sach have been living the festival life! The Olympics have started and sharks have been spotted in the Thames! What a world we live in! It’s a good thing you’ve got the Brownload to make sense of it all!

What a week! Bidens stepped down and there’s a desi name in the running! How do you pronounce Kamala? It’s felt like India during this very mini heatwave and so it’s fitting that I’m recreating Bollywood on stage in this Mumbai weather! Plus Kej has got issues in the Burger King queue and Sach is really NOT looking forward to the Ambani’s taking over London for the next two months!

It might not have come home… but we’re all together in the garage - Three Lalu’s in full effect! What a weekend of sport, plus Trump showed his ability to dodge bullets (just about)… Whilst I pulled my back on the journey to a yoga class!! Kej is taking us on a nostalgia trip about the 80s and Sach has had enough of the Ambani wedding!

We have a new leader!! The elections are done and we are reflecting on how we feel plus the various clips of Rishi’s wife that we’ve seen on social media! Plus there’s tales of my travels around the UK (supporting my wife and nieces on their mountain missions!) along with stories of Anant Ambhani with Justin Bieber and Kej is hanging with Keir Starmer! Enjoy the Brownload!

It’s election week people and it's decision time for the nation! So of course we have to get our opinion in on the matter in our own Brownload style and fashion! Plus, there’s cricket, concerts and controversy! And if you’ve ever wondered what the urinal etiquette is in the men’s toilet… We’ve got the answers!

It's the Brownload on my side - Nice to meet you! This podcast comes three by one! And if none of that makes sense, you need to hit play! I’ve got tales of human encounters from my travels, Kej meets Himanshu-kaka and Sach is getting stressed out while having a massage!

It might be “coming home” but Sach and I are out and about for the first England match of the Euros 2024! I’ve had a couple of issues with members of the public, Kej ruined Fathers Day for his Dad and Sach has made a new discovery which is making him money! Enjoy!

I did it! I took time out from my holiday with the lads to chat to the Brownload lads instead! I’ve got my tales of Portugal while Sach is filling me in on what I’ve missed back in the UK! Kej has been surrounded my people who don’t care about how bad they smell and with Fathers Day round the corner, I’ve been working on my Desi Dad jokes! Plus there’s news of our podcast now being on YouTube and...

Hold on … I’m booking flights! And we’re done! Yes, that’s right, I’m the organised one out of me and my lads who’s put in charge of booking stuff! Plus Sach and I have been hanging out at shows, dinners and movie premieres sponsored by Kej! Jay Sean was in town with his sold out concert which Sach went to watch and Kej has got news of two new Mr Men characters!

Saturday 14th September 2024 - Put the date in your diaries folks! We are back at the London Podcast Festival and tickets are now available! So, we’re planning our live podcast around our dinner time of course! Kej & I have a bit of a mare regarding our date night together at the Royal Albert Hall and Sach is sharing his darkest fantasies which includes Shah Rukh Khan - I loved it, Kej wasn’t...

It’s official! We are BACK on WhatsApp! You think we would’ve learned our lesson but no! 😂 You can join the Brownload WhatsApp group (the link is in our Instagram bio). So, we’re chatting about that as well as Sach in Dubai, Kej’s new job application and me feeling like an old uncle!

Oooh!! The lights in the sky!! So pretty!! Well, whilst the nation got excited about the colour of the sky, some of us weren’t feeling the enthusiasm! Sach is still getting harassed while he Dj’s, Kej is excited about seeing FaceTime on a big screen and I'm about to hit the stage darling - Got a new Bollywood play that I’ve been cast in! Find out all the details and laugh yourself to your happy pl...

Dare I say it … but I think we got a bit political in this podcast! The Brownload party was discussing Rishi Sunaks love for Bhangra, Sadiq Khan back in as London Mayor and even the mighty Monty Panesar getting into politics! Plus I’ve been eaves dropping on peoples conversations in Sainsbury and I’m not sure about the way they pronounce things - Is it Pita or Peeeta?

We present the Brownload today with full on garlic breath - And we’re not sorry!  Kej is back from his boys trip to the home of arts and culture: Benidorm! Sach and I went in a road trip together which we used as therapy for dealing with you know who! And while we’re on the subject of things that annoy you… we’re talking about “that person” we all have in our lives who tries to throw in big words...

Can everyone stop going on about the London Marathon! Sach has had enough of people going on about their training and timings! Nobody cares (apart from Kej). Kej has been hanging out with celebrities (debatable!) and I’ve been hanging around in mens toilets getting way too close and personal!

Easter, Eid, Vaisakhi, Passover … all done! Welcome back to reality! Is it us, or is it cold!? Apparently there’s a heatwave coming? Bring it on! We’re chatting about the latest Andrex advert as well as my train journey dilemma! What would you have done? Plus we’ll bring you up to date with the things we’ve watched and the gems we’ve learnt!

We’re in the garage talking Storms, Morocco and Vaisakhi! I was hosting the big Sikh celebrations in Trafalgar Square for the Mayor while Kej was running half marathons! He's annoyed that brown people didn’t sponsor him - We debated why that is! Plus Sach is worried about the superstitions around the Lunar Eclipse! What does it all mean?

What a Podcast we’ve got for you! I probably should apologise in advance because we rushed this one, simply because our bellies were dictating the length of this episode! One of us is struggling to adjust to the clocks changing and we’re complaining about "having" to do family stuff during the Easter break! Turns out one of us likes, going to art galleries… Yeah right!??

Welcome to the Brownest load of podcast bakwaas anywhere in the world! I’m away at the moment with the family for Easter and I’ve had a few encounters which I’d like to share with everyone! Sach is facing new experiences in Mc Donalds and Kej is suffering from a case of mistaken identity! But I think it’s easy for him to get mistaken for this person! Hit play and find out who and what we're chatti...

We really are living in a world where Ed Sheeran is performing with Diljit Dosanjh and we have a missing Princess! That’s reality! Bonkers! Plus I’m bumping into people awkwardly, Sach isn’t smiling at anyone he meets and Kej is faking conversations in the underground! Plus, I got given a class on how NOT to eat a samosa by Mylo Sandhu!

We just had to discuss “that photo”!! The Royal Family, Mother’s Day picture which has got all of the country talking! Plus Sach is back from Dubai which I love cos he always brings some wicked Middle Eastern munchies! There’s also a bit of Donald Trump, some Boxing and a dose of all round joy (despite the list about the worlds most depressing countries!)

How could we not dedicate this podcast to the biggest wedding in the history of the human race! That Ambani wedding which had Rihanna, all three Khans, Mark Zuckerberg and Bill Gates attending! The stories coming out of the Gujarat are mind blowing and we are obsessed! Plus, Sach is back in Dubai (I know … again!!) and Kej and I have been to the cinema (not together thank Gawwwd!)

We’re reminiscing! Pankaj Udhas has passed away and whilst we never met him, we grew up listening to his music! So there’s a Pankaj big up in the podcast as well as Sach and I on a night out, with Kej on a separate industry event! (We didn’t plan it that way … of course not!! 😉) Plus I’m catering for 40 people, a staff member has been sacked for taking left over catering food and are you ready to...

We’re analysing the world in the way that only we can! Brownload style!  I’ve been filming today for my new cooking show “Desi Beat” on Colors Tv (available to watch all across the world!) … and I’m wondering why I’ve never heard of a ‘Dabeli”? Sach has got a stiffy and it’s moving around at night! You’ll hear him explain what’s happened… And Kej is sniffing the staff at restaurants! Let’s just sa...