Tommy's Brownload

With Sach in Ghana, he left me alone with Kej! Whilst I was nervous about the outcome of being exposed to unfiltered pure Kejiness... turns out, we had a decent chat! We were reminiscing about the radio days, discussing how to focus your energies towards doing one thing well and the things that most people fib about. Let's go!

Time to forget about your worries and enjoy another Brownload! And talking of forgetting … what was I gonna say? Oh yeah, you can forget about the landline and if you’re a famous singer you can forget the lyrics to your biggest tracks! Just don’t forget to tell all your friends about this Podcast! I know you’re excited … so go on, hit play!

Calling all cynics! Were Lionel Messi’s tears real? Does Jennifer Anniston really benefit from having only ONE crisp? And should the word “curry” be banned!? The realest talk on the biggest of matters are right here! Enjoy!

Suicide Squad is out with a killer starfish as the baddie! Check out my review of that while Kej shares random food combinations and Sach doesn’t wanna work a four-day-week! Why not? It’ll all make sense when you hit play! So go on … get the laughter in your life!

Anyone up for crowd funding to buy Selfridges? We only need £4 billion! Ok, maybe we can’t afford the store, but we have all spotted a few celebrities in there! One of us spotted Bollywood stars, the other two didnt! Guess who! Lol Plus we’re talking messy bedrooms, the Olympics and this crazy weather.

We all love to hear those famous words: “Would you like some bread while you wait”... Yes please! Only on the Brownload will you hear us discuss “free bread etiquette” as well as Freedom day, flipping fridges (again!) and the top typical UK phrases! So get yourself in the shade, chill out and hit play!

After the weekends football, we’re looking for things to cheer us up! We’ve all watched loads of new stuff that we’re sharing with you guys but aside from all that … I needed Sachin & Kej’s help to move a fridge freezer. One of them really helped and the other really didn’t! Can you guess who?

As we kick back on the sofas to record the podcast this week (because I’ve done my back in!) we’ve got the Italy v Spain game on in the background. Naturally we chat about all the hype around England and how Gareth Southgate would make the best mate to have around for pani puris and stag do’s! And are you ready for freedom day? Making plans to go out? Or like football, are you coming home, staying...

Anyone else feel like things are PROPERLY getting back to normal? I was at the cricket last week, doing stand up shows on the weekend & taking pictures with people! I love it! I need people around me! Kej on the other hand, is a bit nervous about the return to "kullah dullah-ness" and Sach is so confused that he walked into a womens toilet! Its all being discussed in The Brownload! What are yo...

I can’t believe we discussed the practicality of being handcuffed together with each other! I’m not sure if it turned out to be a great idea or a terrible one. And do you love cheese? Of course you do! Everyone does! So, you’re gonna wanna know what music you need to listen to that’ll make your cheese even tastier! Enjoy the fromage filled podcast!

The heat is on in London but that’s got nothing to do with the title of this podcast! It’ll all make sense when you get listening (if you’ve watched TIME). I did my best to force Sachin to like He-Man and if you’re looking for something to watch, you’re in luck - cos you’re about to get “Saved by the Kej” … I mean Bell!

What a week of sunshine! Hope you’ve all been enjoying it whilst listening to the Brownload! We’ve been out and about, mixing with difficult people and trying to take food orders for the masses! What a mare!  Plus, what do you do if your card gets declined? Style it out? You’re not alone! Right, hit play and let the bants begin!

Tommy & Kej give us their verdict on the latest scary movie to hit cinemas, The Conjuring: The Devil Made Me Do it. Plus Sach has a new business idea and he's all Dj’d out from the bank holiday weekend - We’re all a little worried we’ve lost our party stamina! And there’s dinosaurs, sticks of rocks along with a PHD level review from one of our listeners! Enjoy!

You’ve never heard of Jonuts? You are gonna learn loads from this weeks podcast! Plus we’re talking about a chess champions that isn’t Gujarati despite his name and a special type of pate that you will want to get your paws on!

Recorded together sat around my kitchen island (which felt like a real novelty!) We’re get into my perfect attendance at school, Sach bunking off and Kej introduces us to a new vegetable ... or is it a fruit? Who gives a “shaak”?

After what feels like ages, this is our first podcast back at my house (in the garden!) altogether! Felt strange but very quickly settled into being just like old times! We’re not playing any music anymore in the podcasts and wanted to give you our catch up chat uninterrupted! So get ready for another hilarious chat about Elon Musk, Will Smith & Bees - Enjoy!

We’re all getting used to going out and about again! But even getting the bill at a restaurant got us talking: why do they always give the bill to the bloke? How do they pick who samples the wine? And we’re talking basic manners! Etiquette when you go round peoples houses! Plus we’re sharing our thoughts on the great big grand finale of Line Of Duty ... or should it be called: Load of Dukhi! Track...

The Duke Of Edinburgh awards are changing and they want more Desis involved! As we were chatting about the DoE, it turns out that only one of us has actually taken part in it... Find out who! And also - Have you ever been brave (or stupid) enough to give your Mum some “constructive criticism” on her food? Is that a major no-no? Real issues like that and more in this weeks podcast! Enjoy! Tracklist...

Sun is shining and the weather is sweet so we’re making the most of it! We talk about everything from post offices to Palwinder Kaur ... Palwinder who I hear you say!? Oh wait till you hear about what she’s been up to! The Royal Family must be nervous 'cos Palwinder is a girl on a mission! Enjoy! Tracklist: Student Of The Year - Radha Jaz Dhami Ft Sama Blake - Diva Akasa Ft Charan - Shola Love Aaj...

We love any excuse to reminisce about school days! But it turns out Sach was raised in a completely different era to me and Kej! Plus we’re talking popcorn and renting out your back garden to strangers! Would you do it? All that and loads more in this weeks hilarious Brownload - Enjoy! Tracklist: Bala - Tequila Akasa Ft Charan - Shola Badshah - Genda Phool Roohi - Panghat

With part one of his trilogy out (Kudi Chandigarh Di) the powerhouse vocalist, Jassi Sidhu hangs out with us to talk about how he nearly lost his voice and what the trilogy represents. He’s awesome even though we spoke to him straight after his beloved Liverpool lost! Now that’s what we call being a professional Jassi! Enjoy the chat! Tracklist: Roohi - Nadiyon Paar Jaz Dhami Ft Sama Blake - Diva...

With his new single “Diva” going down a storm worldwide, we thought we’d get Jaz Dhami on! Key topics of conversation include his bath routines and how he likes his jacket potato! It’s important stuff folks! Don’t knock it ... hit play and enjoy it! Tracklist: Kabhi Alvida Naa Kehna - Mitwa Roohi - Nadiyon Paar Yunan - Saath Jaz Dhami Ft Sama Blake - Diva

The man who gave us Churaliya, Kali Teri Gut, Cheshire Cat and all those amazing cover tracks that shaped the Brit Asian sound through the 90s! We absolutely love Bally’s music and wanted to give him his own episode to share all his stories, insights and nostalgic memories of the music scene back in the day. He’s a top man who really loves the fact that so many people have been touched by his musi...

Despite our optimism, it looks like summer holidays are unlikely but there’s still lots to laugh at! Tommy shares the news that there are vampire gadgets that are currently sucking away at you and asks Kej & Sach how stressed they get whilst watching football. Hit play and come hang out with us! Tracklist: Kaal - Kaal Dhamaal Jaz Dhami & Sama Blake - Diva Love Aaj Kal - Haan Main Galat DJ...

What a shocker! Ketchup has been knocked off the top spot as the nations favourite sauce, rubbish bins are causing stress for Kej and Sach is officially Covid proof (sort of!) Put a smile on your face by hitting play now! Tracklist: Roohi - Panghat DIVINE & Naezy - Mere Gully Mein Guru - Tera Bina Pav Dharia - Mahiya