Maddy Tokes

Toke It Out

Comedy EN ↓ 49 episodes

Toke It Out is the podcast where real talk, random thoughts, and cannabis collide. 🎙️✨ Hosted by Maddy Tokes, this show dives into everything from hilarious high musings to deep, thought-provoking conversations—with a little puff-puff-pass along the way. Whether it’s storytelling, guest interviews with professionals who blend cannabis into their lifestyle, or just vibing out with the community, Toke It Out is the perfect mix of light-hearted fun and real moments. No topic is off-limits. Relationships, work, creativity, pop culture, conspiracy theories—we’re talking about it all while keeping...

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Maddy Tokes

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Comedy

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Latest episode

Dec 16, 2025

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Episodes

The Dark Side of Christmas: Folklore, Winter Monsters & Spooky Holiday Traditions 16.12.2025

MERRY FREAKIN’ CHRISTMAS, BABES! 🎅💨 This week on Toke It Out , Maddy wraps up the year with a festive, creepy, chaotic deep dive into the dark + spooky origins of Christmas — because not everything in December is Hallmark movies and peppermint lattes. From ancient pagan winter traditions to terrifying yuletide creatures like Krampus , The Yule Cat , and sausage-swiping goblins , this episode unc...

The Dark Side of Disney: Haunted Rides, Secret Tunnels & Creepy Park Lore 09.12.2025

Disney adults… avert your eyes 👀 (or don’t). This week, Maddy Tokes takes a tasty little hit from her Capricorn Geek Bar and dives into the dark underbelly of Disney — the creepy rumors, abandoned attractions, urban legends, underground tunnels, and hauntings that Disney definitely doesn’t mention in their commercials. From real guest accidents to alleged ghosts on rides, from cast-member tunnels...

Toke It Up: Inside UNIQ Pressure w/ Tim Sims 04.12.2025

Welcome to the FIRST official episode of Toke It Up, the new interview segment of Toke It Out where I sit down with the real people shaping the Michigan cannabis industry. In this episode, I talk with Tim Sims, marketing specialist at UNIQ Pressure, Ohio State superfan, and one of the most recognizable faces behind Michigan’s favorite dab bars. We dive into EVERYTHING — from solventless rosin drop...

Are Celebrities Even Real? Hollywood’s Wildest Conspiracies 02.12.2025

Avril Lavigne is a clone. Keanu Reeves is immortal. Beyoncé’s a reptile. No, seriously — people really believe this stuff 💀 This week, Maddy Tokes lights up her Capricorn Geek Bar and dives headfirst into the wild world of celebrity conspiracy theories — debunking, roasting, and low-key defending your favorite pop icons. From the Avril clone Melissa myth to Britney’s Instagram “AI puppet,” this e...

Shadow People: Why Everyone Is Seeing Them Right Now 18.11.2025

Are you seeing things at night — shadow figures, hallway silhouettes, weird shapes lurking in your peripheral vision? 👀 Because SAME. In this week’s episode, Maddy Tokes breaks down the viral rise of shadow people , sleep paralysis demons, “the Hat Man,” nighttime crawlers, and why millennials & Gen Z are suddenly experiencing more paranormal sleep episodes than ever. From folklore to psychol...

Glitches in the Matrix: Why Everyone Thinks Reality’s Falling Apart 11.11.2025

Ever lost your lighter, seen your twin in public, or watched a plane “freeze” mid-air and thought—wait… are we in a simulation? 🌀 This week, Maddy Tokes finally watches The Matrix (26 years late 😅) and unpacks glitches in the Matrix , déjà vu, NPC energy, and the weird comfort behind believing reality might just be code. 💨 Between bites of Taco Bell’s new Baja Blast Pie taste-test , Maddy dives...

The Weirdest Side Hustles on Fiverr You Won’t Believe Are Real! 04.11.2025

Ever wondered who’s actually out here casting love spells, freeing fish, or screaming people’s names into bushes for five bucks? 🌿💸 In this week’s episode, Maddy Tokes dives into the bizarre world of Fiverr’s strangest gigs — from “telepathic pet communication” to “beauty spells that make you hot.” 👀 Join Maddy for a hilarious breakdown of the internet’s wildest side hustles , peppered with her...

SĂŠances, Ouija Boards & Talking to the Dead 28.10.2025

Welcome back to Toke It Out with Maddy Tokes—your favorite spooky-girl smoke sesh full of history, humor, and high-vibes. 🌿✨ In this Halloween special, Maddy lights up one last time for Spooktober and dives into the history of séances, talking to the dead, and how cultures around the world honor their ancestors. From Victorian table-tipping parties to mirror scrying, Ouija boards, and even the m...

Why You Should Never Sleep on Your Back | Sleep Paralysis Explained 21.10.2025

Welcome back to Toke It Out with Maddy Tokes —your favorite stoner-girl sleepover podcast where spooky history, weird science, and cannabis collide. 🌿💤 This week, we’re talking sleep paralysis, nightmares, and lucid dreaming —aka the most terrifying bedtime stories ever. From the Old Hag of England and the Hat Man to Japanese Kanashibari and Muslim jinn encounters , Maddy dives into the folklore...

The Satanic Bible Explained (Church of Satan vs. The Satanic Temple) 14.10.2025

Welcome back to Toke It Out with Maddy Tokes —your weekly mix of spooky history, stoner girl energy, and unfiltered humor. 🌿✨ It’s Maddy’s birthday episode (October 14th!) and she’s celebrating by cracking an energy drink, fighting off an edible, and diving into the dark history of The Satanic Bible 📖. From Anton LaVey’s 1960s Church of Satan and his theatrical rebellion against religion, to th...

Cthulhu, Cannoli Dip & The Fake Book That Fooled Everyone 07.10.2025

Welcome back to Toke It Out with Maddy Tokes —your favorite mix of spooky season chaos, stoner girl energy, and unfiltered humor. 🌿👻 In this episode, we dive into the spooky legend of the Necronomicon —the most infamous fake grimoire ever written. From H.P. Lovecraft’s twisted imagination and the lore of Cthulhu , to real grimoires like the Key of Solomon , the Picatrix , and the Book of Abramel...

From Lucifer to La Llorona: The World’s Scariest Demons 30.09.2025

Welcome back to Toke It Out with Maddy Tokes, your weekly smoke sesh full of spooky vibes, stoner chaos, and unfiltered girl talk. 🌿 This week we’re diving into the demons of world religions and folklore—from Lucifer, Lilith, and Beelzebub in Christianity and Judaism, to Iblis, Jinn, and Shaitan in Islam, Ravana and the Asuras in Hinduism, and Mara in Buddhism. We also explore ancient Mesopotamia...

The MOST Haunted Objects on eBay (Why Would You Buy This?!) 23.09.2025

Welcome back to Toke It Out with Maddy Tokes, the podcast where spooky vibes, stoner chaos, and unfiltered girl talk collide! This week we’re scrolling the weirdest corner of the internet: the most haunted objects ever sold on eBay. From cursed paintings and ghost-filled tap shoes, to erotic haunted bras (yes, really), creepy Dybbuk boxes, and whole collections of haunted dolls, we’re rating the s...

Plato Invented the FIRST Alarm Clock?! (History of Timekeeping) 16.09.2025

Welcome back to Toke It Out with Maddy Tokes —your favorite smoke sesh for spooky history, stoner chaos, and unfiltered girl talk. 🌿✨ In this episode, we spark up and dive into the history of timekeeping —from Egyptian sundials and Greek philosophy , to Roman pocket sundials (hipster vibes), ancient water clocks , and the gothic symbolism of hourglasses . We even get into Plato’s cursed water al...

Jazz Funerals, Oven Tombs & Nicolas Cage’s Pyramid Plot 09.09.2025

Welcome back to Toke It Out with Maddy Tokes—where spooky history meets stoner girl vibes. 🌿✨ In this episode, we dive into the haunting history of New Orleans cemeteries and the unique burial practices that turned them into eerie “cities of the dead.” From the Great Fire of 1788 to oven vault burials, jazz funerals, and All Saints Day traditions, discover why New Orleans has some of the most fa...

Annabelle, 10,000 Exorcisms & Matt Rife’s Big Mistake 02.09.2025

Welcome back to Toke It Out with Maddy Tokes —the podcast where spooky girl energy meets stoner humor. 🌿👻 This week we’re lighting up and diving into the real history of Ed & Lorraine Warren , the famous paranormal investigators who inspired The Conjuring Universe . From Annabelle the haunted doll to the Amityville Horror , the Enfield Poltergeist , and The Devil Made Me Do It case, we’re br...

Haunted Houses: From Catacombs to McKamey Manor 26.08.2025

Welcome back to Toke It Out with Maddy Tokes —your favorite mix of smoke sesh chaos, spooky storytelling, and girl-talk energy. 🌿✨ This week, we’re sparking up and diving into the wild history of haunted houses —from the eerie Paris catacombs and 1800s phantasmagoria shows 👻, to Disney’s Haunted Mansion and today’s extreme haunts like McKamey Manor. We also spiral into AI boyfriends (yes, women...

Haunted Girl Summer: Masked Musicians, AI Horror & Stoner Paranoia 19.08.2025

AI horror movies, climate chaos, and stoner paranoia? Say less. In this episode of Toke It Out, Maddy Tokes spills her thoughts on Strange Harvest, a horror film riddled with AI, and whether we should be scared of robots or just the people using them. From smoky summer nights and allergy shots to stoner logic on aliens, ghosts, and AI taking over Hollywood, Maddy mixes her signature spooky-girl en...

My highlighter is a ghost light for the Queen Mary's propeller 12.08.2025

What does the return of blinding highlighter, bedazzled hair, and jelly makeup say about the economy? In this glitter-covered, chaos-filled episode of Toke It Out , Maddy Tokes connects beauty trends to recession indicators, reminisces about peak 2016 makeup culture, and rallies her fellow glitter divas to bring back tinsel hair. From makeup deep dives to stoner logic theories , Maddy’s serving ho...

UFOs are convincing me to try ketamine therapy 29.07.2025

July never seems to end—and neither does Maddy’s chaotic brain dump! In this episode of Toke It Out, your favorite spooky stoner bestie mourns the loss of rock legend Ozzy Osbourne (plus a not‑so‑serious shout‑out to Hulk Hogan). She even wonders if Trisha Paytas is secretly a harbinger of celebrity deaths. Then we spiral into the wild world of Shein, thrifting and the joy of finding $1 gems—inclu...

Judging Time’s Movie Lists and Begging the Zodiac to Call Me 22.07.2025

This week on Toke It Out , Maddy Tokes rants (lovingly) about the new I Know What You Did Last Summer (2025) remake — and the haters on Rotten Tomatoes who clearly didn’t get it. Spoiler-free review? Kinda. Tangents? Obviously. Then we spiral into Time Magazine’s “Top 100 Movies of the 21st Century” — and trust us, it gets heated. From Borat beating Pan’s Labyrinth (???), to defending Shutter Isla...

Big Stars, Bigger Red Flags (Traitors Season 4 Cast Review) 15.07.2025

Your favorite chaotic stoner bestie is back! 💨 In this episode of Toke It Out, Maddy Tokes dives into her rain-soaked Austin adventure, complete with live music recs, illegal oysters (??), and her deeply unhinged thoughts on the entire Traitors Season 4 cast — based purely on their faces. But don’t worry, the spooky vibes remain strong 🕯️ — we’re talking creepy endings, Gemini bears, cult-classic...

Crumbl, Cryptids and Creepy Lore (OH My!) 08.07.2025

Welcome back to Toke It Out with Maddy Tokes — your chaotic cryptid-loving, weed-sipping bestie! In this wildly unhinged episode, we dive headfirst into cannabis culture meets creepy lore. From mystical crumble cookie reviews that read like fever dreams to the chilling legends of cryptids like the Wendigo, Mothman, Chupacabra, and the terrifyingly real Michigan Dogman, Maddy takes you on a hilario...

New Car Smell is Poison, and So Is Nostalgia 01.07.2025

In this week’s Toke It Out , Maddy’s heading out of town and spiraling through July chaos with a caffeine-fueled brain dump. From lizard invasions and Neopets drama to the poisonous truth behind "new car smell," this episode is equal parts unhinged, nostalgic, and weirdly informative. Plus: Why do we all think one side of our face is hotter? Did a 10-year-old really infest Ohio with lizards? And w...

I Got Ordained Online & Realized Salvador Dali Was Basically a Tech Bro 24.06.2025

This week on Toke It Out , Maddy becomes a legally ordained minister—live on the pod. From officiating her best friend’s wedding to ranting about Klarna-ing a seafood boil (yes, really), she dives deep into some unhinged yet oddly educational territory. We also explore the true origins of new car smell, debate whether Salvador Dalí would’ve been an AI bro, and react to people chasing cheese down a...

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