Geoffrey Chong, Georgie Cooke
Toast & Roast
Join Geoff and Georgie as they rant through life’s greatest First World Problems, every Monday! We aim to entertain by being brutally honest and unfiltered, but at the same time being genuine and respectful. If you want to eavesdrop on two people “talking shit”, we are the podcast for you.
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Geoffrey Chong, Georgie Cooke
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Latest episode
Jun 7, 2026
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Episodes
16: We’ve been eating crumpets wrong our whole lives 17.10.2021 1:09:45
✍🏻 View the transcript for this episode How we go from piercings to food could be called an art. We go further than we have before with gastronomy: “correct” ways of eating things, Georgie’s emphatic response to an ill-tasting beverage, how Geoff tries to be healthy, toast spreads, bread thicker than a pile of pancakes, and educate Geoff on how to cook a soft-boiled egg. Get ready for some (liter...
15: When your hairdresser leaves you 03.10.2021 48:24
✍🏻 View the transcript for this episode This episode: Geoff suffers (once again) at the hands of incompetent delivery service, Georgie gets ghosted by her eyebrow-lady, Geoff says goodbye to sandwich shop owners and who is Sean? No notes to be seen, as its an entirely original story based episode! Social media Toast & Roast: Twitter Instagram Georgie: Twitter Instagram Geoff: Twitter Instagram Em...
14: A day in the life of reselling our shit 26.09.2021 1:11:36
✍🏻 View the transcript for this episode Somehow managed to stay on topic for 90% of this episode, as we dive into the good and the bad and the questionable experiences we've had reselling our items on various platforms. Airpods MacBook vertical dock Gumtree Island in the Sun, by Weezer (YouTube video) Social media Toast & Roast: Twitter Instagram Georgie: Twitter Instagram Geoff: Twitter Instagra...
13: We can't recollect stories for shit 19.09.2021 1:01:37
✍🏻 View the transcript for this episode We start strong with some movie references, but quickly tangent into a conversation about how people find it difficult to recollect traumatic memories, let alone correctly recollect regular stories... Which extends into us attempting to recollect phones we used to own. Full disclaimer: none of what we talk about may be correct in the slightest. 22 Jump Stre...
12: Customer service from hell 12.09.2021 47:38
✍🏻 View the transcript for this episode Georgie finally tells us why she hates ASOS, customer services and how we're offended as software engineers for being told we can't use software. Also, Georgie happens to be looking for a denim skirt (4 years later) on eBay, but her budget is probably $36. ASOS Social media Toast & Roast: Twitter Instagram Georgie: Twitter Instagram Geoff: Twitter Instagram...
11: Advertising works too well sometimes 05.09.2021 57:21
✍🏻 View the transcript for this episode How we are sucked into advertising, jingles, chocolate and a strange fixated obsession with how this smart water jug on Kickstarter works. Toyota Hilux advertisement (YouTube video) “Killing a Toyota Hilux” on Top Gear: Part 1 (YouTube video) “Killing a Toyota Hilux” on Top Gear: Part 2 (YouTube video) “Killing a Toyota Hilux” on Top Gear: Part 3 (YouTub...
10: Crazy Inclusive Asians 29.08.2021 56:59
✍🏻 View the transcript for this episode The inevitable episode on TV Shows and Movies, covering questions everyone's been asking like: Why Georgie really doesn’t like movies, never finished watching Breaking Bad, and knows the entire dialogue to Terminator 2; and why Geoff likes durians except when they’re flying across screens. The real ep. 10 Georgie has only seen 20 movies in a theatre in her...
9: Let musicians be artists 24.08.2021 1:03:13
✍🏻 View the transcript for this episode As per usual, we span a range of topics this week: kicking off with The Wiggles (a kids entertainment group), then diving into what music/hip hop has become and how artists evolve with their music, live concert experiences and all the way down to toilet talk. The Wiggles (in case you don’t know who they are!) The Wiggles covering Tame Impala’s “Elephant” on...
8: The end of journalism 17.08.2021 51:04
Geoff and Georgie react and discuss an arguably sensationalist article, dumping on everything from outrage tactics, to unfair criticisms of internet interactions, and yes even Kim & Kanye feature in this episode. ✍🏻 View the transcript for this episode Hot topic article: https://thewalrus.ca/more-is-more-the-end-of-minimalism/ Social media Toast & Roast: Twitter Instagram Georgie: Twitter Instagr...
7: Influencers produce nothing 08.08.2021 46:23
✍🏻 View the transcript for this episode Touching on some strange usage of the term "Minimalism", getting into Social Media/Influencers and meeting people from the internet! P.S Geoff thinks he recorded on the wrong microphone lol... Sustainable underwear (scroll to bottom) Social Dilemma on Netflix Young Female Japanese Biker Turns Out To Be 50-Year-Old Man With FaceApp Georgie’s blog (so you can...
6: Working from home edition 01.08.2021 47:47
✍🏻 View the transcript for this episode A transient chat about technology starting with AirTags, to Geoff's "monitor story", and team bonding from afar. (25:00~ if you want to skip the monitor story LOL) AirTags as parcel tracking Georgie’s headphones (Sonys) Geoff’s (preferred) 4K Monitor Krisp for removing background noise in calls Bose noise cancelling headphones (which may be better than the...
5: Bucket lists rock (or not) 25.07.2021 34:01
✍🏻 View the transcript for this episode Another whirlwind chat spanning windy experiences, digging into opinions on bucket lists and rounding it off with rock associations. Birth stones: https://www.forbes.com/sites/trevornace/2017/07/02/birthstones-discover-birthstone-color-month/?sh=7149de891f06 Georgie names stuff: Shackleton: Silver 13” MacBook Pro 2015 (named after geologist Nicholas Shackle...
4: Minimalism is killing the planet 18.07.2021 48:41
✍🏻 View the transcript for this episode We go into our definition of minimalism, our attitude towards buying stuff as well as roasting what we believe to be misconceptions surrounding the popularised definition of Minimalism. Netflix, “Minimalism” A Small Wardrobe (YouTube channel) Financial minimalism (YouTube video) Social media Toast & Roast: Twitter Instagram Georgie: Twitter Instagram Geoff:...
3: Denim is cotton? What’s going on? 11.07.2021 44:20
✍🏻 View the transcript for this episode We dive into a discussion about Georgie’s love/hate relationship with jeans, how lazy Geoff is when it comes to clothing choices, and shared experiences growing up with school uniforms. Cropped flared jeans https://www.neuwdenim.com/au/products/marilyn-crop-kick-zero-black Cropped flared jeans (Rollas) https://rollasjeans.com/au/products/eastcoast-crop-flar...
2: Food nostalgia 04.07.2021 54:51
✍🏻 View the transcript for this episode We talk a little about lockdown blues before diving into a discussion about American food, cheap childhood eats, burgers, bagels, the unsatisfactory taste of Twinkies, and roast Geoff for his lack of appreciation for vegan food. Smoking Gun Bagels Georgie’s blog post about canteen/tuckshop lunches (2013) Georgie’s blog post about what her trypophobia feels...
1: Origin stories & Podcasts 27.06.2021 33:34
✍🏻 View the transcript for this episode We explore a little bit about our childhood/background, what we do for a living and our current experiences in the podcast area and all the random topics between. We're trying to keep these short for now, but do give us feedback on twitter @toastroastpod :) Georgie’s reads/podcast: Blog: https://alifeofproductivity.com Podcast: https://alifeofproductivity.c...
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