Geoffrey Chong, Georgie Cooke
Toast & Roast
Join Geoff and Georgie as they rant through life’s greatest First World Problems, every Monday! We aim to entertain by being brutally honest and unfiltered, but at the same time being genuine and respectful. If you want to eavesdrop on two people “talking shit”, we are the podcast for you.
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Geoffrey Chong, Georgie Cooke
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Latest episode
Jun 7, 2026
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Episodes
41: In which a tick means “incorrect” 08.05.2022 48:01
✍🏻 View the transcript for this episode Escaping the sun's rays and counting our lucky stars that we don't vlog every day of our lives. We also learn about Georgie’s first ever job. Casey Neistat Sunglass Hut Gentle Monster sunglasses Kumon Universities mentioned in Australia: University of Western Australia (UWA) University of Sydney (USYD) University of Technology, Sydney (UTS) Western Sydney U...
40: Publishing this episode was definitely automated 01.05.2022 44:28
✍🏻 View the transcript for this episode We question the security of our technology and react to a few stories about scammers, hackers and even a case of a personal friend's identity theft. Stay digitally safe out there everyone. Man’s phone is stolen and he finds photos of a man with an orange tree, “I Followed My Stolen iPhone Across The World, Became A Celebrity In China, And Found A Friend For...
39: In which we make a dozen tangents 24.04.2022 46:22
✍🏻 View the transcript for this episode An episode of boundless tangents starting from "everyday" cults, trusting the people who make the things we need, and an adventure of collecting surcharges as Geoff and his partner attempt to grocery shop. Social media Toast & Roast: Twitter Instagram Georgie: Twitter Instagram Geoff: Twitter Instagram Email us at toastandroast@pm.me!
38: Is a hotdog a sandwich? TL;DL: Yes. 17.04.2022 43:12
✍🏻 View the transcript for this episode Should tweets have an edit button? Hotdogs are sandwiches, but is sushi a sandwich? What other clickbait do we need to save each other from? Geoff’s plant growing out of the drain (photo) Damn You Autocorrect (has not been updated in a while) Know Your Meme “how is prangent formed?” – typos on Yahoo answers (this was the “pregnant typo meme” Georgie mention...
37: Download this podcast episode before your next flight 10.04.2022 53:14
✍🏻 View the transcript for this episode Can you survive a flight without being connected to the internet? Will you surrender your phone to enjoy a meal with your significant other? Have we escaped an escape room together and what was our lost episode 10 really about? Perhaps there's more questions than answers? The Mill, San Francisco The Grounds , Sydney (events space) Bistecca (restaurant) The...
36: Just two normies on a podcast 27.03.2022 32:15
✍🏻 View the transcript for this episode Geoff talks a bit about his parents’ annual visit and some rules his dad used to have about travelling and social media, Georgie is going to lose her silver frequent flyer status, and we touch on some advice for freelancing as a web dev. Document Object Model Social media Toast & Roast: Twitter Instagram Georgie: Twitter Instagram Geoff: Twitter Instagram E...
35: Can't clean for shit 20.03.2022 32:12
✍🏻 View the transcript for this episode Geoff wonders whom he would trust to move his television (if anyone), and Georgie shares her recent experience moving and contemplating saying goodbye to the building cleaner. Social media Toast & Roast: Twitter Instagram Georgie: Twitter Instagram Geoff: Twitter Instagram Email us at toastandroast@pm.me!
34: Shooting your taxes in the foot 13.03.2022 39:15
✍🏻 View the transcript for this episode We hit a trifecta with topics from using a trackpad or mouse, shifting gears to overtly violent movie series and how a particular part of tax works. If a variety show is what you wanted, well we got it. Social media Toast & Roast: Twitter Instagram Georgie: Twitter Instagram Geoff: Twitter Instagram Email us at toastandroast@pm.me!
33: Your idol doesn’t owe you shit 06.03.2022 31:48
✍🏻 View the transcript for this episode Why voyeurism of celebs/people is natural, but attacking them is bad... Followed by our repeating segment on how social media is rotten and how we switch off at the end of the day. Social media Toast & Roast: Twitter Instagram Georgie: Twitter Instagram Geoff: Twitter Instagram Email us at toastandroast@pm.me!
32: Weightlifting stolen PS5s 27.02.2022 35:04
✍🏻 View the transcript for this episode Battling through Sydney's terrible weather to go visit a maritime museum along with tangents on shady removalists and learning how world records work. Note: Georgie is mistaken, Rory can clean jerk ~42kg, but deadlift 80kg . Maritime Museum Sydney/muSEAum Heaviest weight lifted by turkish get-up in 1 hour Rory van Ulft Instagram profile Social media Toast &...
31: Glorified camping, or dated carpet, take your pick 20.02.2022 50:35
✍🏻 View the transcript for this episode Where do poorly made artificial islands and one-hit wonders go to die? We also talk about travel and accommodation options, and maybe get an update on Georgie’s midriff tan, and find out that Geoff has been to a concert he totally forgot about. The World islands in Dubai Lane Cove glamping Japanese bathhouse in Blue Mountains Ryokan in Balmain VenusFort , O...
30: CBD: Central Beach District 13.02.2022 43:12
✍🏻 View the transcript for this episode The most un-Australian thing about us: we are not beach people (but we do protect our eyes with sunglasses). We ditch the sand for melting modelling clay, trying to remember grade seven mathematics, and go downtown instead. Cremorne, Sydney La Perouse, Sydney Plasticine Wordle game Nerdle (mathematical spin-off of Wordle) BODMAS (order of operations) Social...
29: Broken conspiracies and weird social media 06.02.2022 53:57
✍🏻 View the transcript for this episode The story of the lost warranty repair, and a very non-scientific discussion about the conspiracy behind planned obsolescences. Not to mention we tangent into how social networks are weird, but work related social networks are even weirder. Memoji on Apple support site Deep fakes (Wikipedia article) Atlassian Zoom filters (Zoom blog post) Georgie’s blog post...
28: The next big scam party 30.01.2022 49:49
✍🏻 View the transcript for this episode Get out your second monitor cause the list of references is numerous in this episode! Everything from an impossible music festival, to a theme-park-island based on crypto currencies that may not exist, all the way to the quiet lives of retired famous musicians and watching cheese age. Certainly a variety episode with many twists and turns! Fyre Festival Fyr...
27: Tanning by the fireworks 23.01.2022 57:04
✍🏻 View the transcript for this episode We talk about strange tan lines and overrated fireworks experiences, decide to never be stuck on a boat even with people we know, before cringing at moments of forced socialising and bad marriage proposals. Mosman/Balmoral Beach New Year, New You (video by communitychannel) Fiumelatte Georgie & Nick’s proposal picture Social media Toast & Roast: Twitter Ins...
26: New year, same podcast 16.01.2022 49:04
✍🏻 View the transcript for this episode After a short few seasons greetings, we return to our same unscripted podcast talking about addicting mobile games, getting banned from online video games, online reselling horror stories, super ironic money art being sold as NFTs and physical pieces. Wordle Wildfire Swap Neopets Genshin Impact Habbo Hotel Memebank Red Hongyi (artist) Social media Toast & R...
25: Merry Shitmas 19.12.2021 58:48
✍🏻 View the transcript for this episode A time for giving of ANY kind as we give the gift of why you shouldn't give gifts. Not sponsored at all: Malware Bytes Social media Toast & Roast: Twitter Instagram Georgie: Twitter Instagram Geoff: Twitter Instagram Email us at toastandroast@pm.me!
24: Overrated shopping malls and Malaysian delights 12.12.2021 51:31
✍🏻 View the transcript for this episode Growing up near the “second CBD of Sydney”, revisiting it after many developments, getting lost in shopping malls and a unique Malaysian experience in Sydney. Parramatta (Google Maps link) Durian Social media Toast & Roast: Twitter Instagram Georgie: Twitter Instagram Geoff: Twitter Instagram Email us at toastandroast@pm.me!
23: Video social media is going down the tubes 05.12.2021 47:09
✍🏻 View the transcript for this episode Old school YouTube channels turning into mega corporations with boring videos, the cost of unique holiday experiences, and glorified simplicities. ProZD videos: youtubers are so helpful the anti-youtuber youtube Other YouTube channels: psych2go Vlogbrothers (still going strong!) Smosh communitychannel Nigahiga Philip DeFranco Other links: Alex Day Wikipedia...
22: The pitfalls of hiking 28.11.2021 50:12
✍🏻 View the transcript for this episode Taking a weekend road trip, the perils of driving slightly tired in the past and the dangers of hiking for the gram. Content warning: mentions of suicide. Fiumelatte Sea cliff bridge , NSW Deaths at the illegal hike (news article) Dragon Back hike Victoria Peak Georgie’s hike in Kaliurang (blog post) Zion National Park / Angel’s Landing on Utah website or W...
21: We are definitely not car people 21.11.2021 41:30
✍🏻 View the transcript for this episode Content warning: There are some recounts of driving related accidents and anxiety in this episode. Two “I’m not a car person” people talk about cars, learning to drive, and road incidents that have shaken them. And not a single mention of parallel parking. Parramatta Road (Wikipedia article) Egg yolk in mouse joke Social media Toast & Roast: Twitter Instagr...
20: Introverts and clubs do not mix 14.11.2021 53:17
✍🏻 View the transcript for this episode We can't emphasise how much we dislike going to clubs and participating in pointless social holidays. April Fool’s Day Halloween Silent discos Social media Toast & Roast: Twitter Instagram Georgie: Twitter Instagram Geoff: Twitter Instagram Email us at toastandroast@pm.me!
19: The taste of video game victory 07.11.2021 53:27
✍🏻 View the transcript for this episode We discuss our histories of video games, PCs, consoles, and Macs; about how this podcast isn’t going anywhere; about the taste of soap and glue; and – true to form – talk about toasters and revisit the crumpet story. Wildfire Swap Duke Nukem 3D Quake series King’s Quest Spyro Harvest Moon Gartic phone Saizeriya UHU Glue Bostik Blu Stik Clag (apparently owne...
18: What’s in a name? 31.10.2021 57:11
✍🏻 View the transcript for this episode The age old trials of communicating our names to people. Geoff with a G, Georgie with an i-e. What do our names mean, where did they come from, and how. “Mark with a C” AITA for changing my name? my parents named me Qur'stylle (Chrystal)? Having a non-white name (ProZD YouTube video) How to name your baby properly (vlogbrothers YouTube video) Artemis Fowl A...
17: FOMO isn’t real 24.10.2021 45:05
✍🏻 View the transcript for this episode Expensive concert tickets, trying to nab a PS5, trying not to fangirl at your first ever gig, and RIP iPod Classic. Let Georgie know if you got tickets to The Wiggles. Which band do you want to see reunite? The Wiggles AKB48 Armor For Sleep Ben Jorgensen Hey Geronimo Anberlin Endless Heights Classic by MKTO (YouTube video) Social media Toast & Roast: Twitte...
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