Geoffrey Chong, Georgie Cooke

Toast & Roast

Society EN ↓ 166 episodes

Join Geoff and Georgie as they rant through life’s greatest First World Problems, every Monday! We aim to entertain by being brutally honest and unfiltered, but at the same time being genuine and respectful. If you want to eavesdrop on two people “talking shit”, we are the podcast for you.

Author

Geoffrey Chong, Georgie Cooke

Category

Society

Latest episode

Jun 7, 2026

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Episodes

116: ngl this ep is bussin’ 03.12.2023

✍🏻 View the transcript for this episode Our hosts explore some recent additions to the dictionary, showing their ~age~. Catch these hands! The Merriam Webster list of 690 words . We’ve gone old school, so email us! toastroastpod@gmail.com Email us at toastandroast@pm.me!

115: Who wants to be a millionaire 26.11.2023

✍🏻 View the transcript for this episode John Carpenter was the first American to win a million dollars on the game show “Who Wants To Be A Millionaire?”. Can Georgie answer 15 quiz questions correctly to win a virtual million kudos? To follow along with this episode, have a look at the interactive page of millionaire quiz questions from 2020 on The Guardian . We’ve gone old school, so email us! t...

114: There's before Tokyo and after Tokyo 19.11.2023

✍🏻 View the transcript for this episode We discuss our favourite part of Sydney, the monopoly of Google as a search engine, and SAD lamps. We’ve gone old school, so email us! toastroastpod@gmail.com Email us at toastandroast@pm.me!

113: Enough room to swing a cat 12.11.2023

✍🏻 View the transcript for this episode Is the new IMAX all its cracked up to be? And more importantly, what makes a functional, enjoyable hotel room? Since we sort of abandoned social media, email us! toastroastpod@gmail.com Email us at toastandroast@pm.me!

112: Escaping a 14 room house 05.11.2023

✍🏻 View the transcript for this episode Purchasing property is expensive, so we talk about it instead... by fantasising about a 14-bedroom house that is clearly out of our reach. We’re on social media, but don’t use it much, so email us! toastroastpod@gmail.com  Email us at toastandroast@pm.me!

111: Laundering our money 29.10.2023

✍🏻 View the transcript for this episode We talk about the complexities of washing our hands and our clothes, what constitutes “dirty”, and whether the gadgets out there will actually sanitise our things. We’re on social media, but don’t use it much, so email us! toastroastpod@gmail.com  Email us at toastandroast@pm.me!

110: Planning to get lost 22.10.2023

✍🏻 View the transcript for this episode Our hosts talk Japan (again) and end with a story that leaves them pondering if they might never have met. We’ve gone old school, so you can email us! toastroastpod@gmail.com Email us at toastandroast@pm.me!

109: Fake altruism 15.10.2023

✍🏻 View the transcript for this episode The genuine desire to help out those in need. And gadgets pitched on Shark Tank—are they worth your money? We’ve gone old school, so you can email us! toastroastpod@gmail.com Email us at toastandroast@pm.me!

108: The iPhone Awakens 08.10.2023

✍🏻 View the transcript for this episode Our two hosts talk packing light, and Georgie gets roasted for (finally) upgrading her phone to a larger form factor. We’ve gone old school, so you can email us! toastroastpod@gmail.com Email us at toastandroast@pm.me!

107: The Return of Georgie 01.10.2023

✍🏻 View the transcript for this episode Georgie’s back! Not that you even noticed she left. We talk hikes, bothersome car rental, and the value of LEGO. We’ve gone old school, so you can email us! toastroastpod@gmail.com Email us at toastandroast@pm.me!

106: Escaping the math problem 17.09.2023

✍🏻 View the transcript for this episode We spend half an episode trying to math out after what time we’d meet if we were travelling at different speeds towards each other. We’ve gone old school, so you can email us! toastroastpod@gmail.com Email us at toastandroast@pm.me!

105: The right way to eat your eggs 10.09.2023

✍🏻 View the transcript for this episode The right way to cook eggs, the right way to pronounce “matcha” and “mocha”, and as usual, stopping just shy of talking about social media. We’ve gone old school, so you can email us! toastroastpod@gmail.com Email us at toastandroast@pm.me!

104: Grab your coffee below deck 03.09.2023

✍🏻 View the transcript for this episode A mishmash of things this episode: cafes closing at 2pm, never seeing the sea whilst working on a boat, and airport train station fees. We’ve gone old school, so you can email us! toastroastpod@gmail.com Email us at toastandroast@pm.me!

103: Learn to get good 27.08.2023

✍🏻 View the transcript for this episode Being forced to learn a musical instrument in your childhood vs. actually wanting to play one for fun. Email us at toastandroast@pm.me!

102: Debunking introversion 20.08.2023

✍🏻 View the transcript for this episode Disclaimer: We are not scientists. Just two introverts with opinions. Email us at toastandroast@pm.me!

101: Dirty dirty hair 13.08.2023

✍🏻 View the transcript for this episode Our two hosts discuss hair-drying woes and surreptitiously attempt to drop innuendos into this episode, completely unplanned and unrehearsed (as usual). Email us at toastandroast@pm.me!

100: If you could walk 100 miles 06.08.2023

✍🏻 View the transcript for this episode Our hundredth episode! Thank you all for listening to our banter and bullshit! 🧡 Social media Toast & Roast: Twitter Instagram (we don’t really use this!) Georgie: Twitter Instagram Geoff: Twitter Instagram Email us at toastandroast@pm.me!

99: Overpriced markets 30.07.2023

✍🏻 View the transcript for this episode Another food adventure leads us to critically analyse macarons and diss on the night noodle market (it used to be good). Social media Toast & Roast: Twitter Instagram (we don’t really use this!) Georgie: Twitter Instagram Geoff: Twitter Instagram Email us at toastandroast@pm.me!

98: Between dreams and real life 23.07.2023

✍🏻 View the transcript for this episode Our two co-hosts recount some weird dreams. Social media Toast & Roast: Twitter Instagram (we don’t really use this!) Georgie: Twitter Instagram Geoff: Twitter Instagram Email us at toastandroast@pm.me!

97: Hospital tales 16.07.2023

✍🏻 View the transcript for this episode Content warning: this episode discusses medical conditions including panic attacks and rare life threatening disease. And with a content warninglike that, we probably don't need a description! Jokes. We tell some more serious stories of experiences in the hospital. Social media Toast & Roast: Twitter Instagram (we don’t really use this!) Georgie: Twitter In...

96: It’s a long way to the shop if you want a meat pie 09.07.2023

✍🏻 View the transcript for this episode Geoff returns from another Pie-scapade (an escapade of pies) and the pair discuss the novelty of drive-in cinemas. Social media Toast & Roast: Twitter Instagram (we don’t really use this!) Georgie: Twitter Instagram Geoff: Twitter Instagram Email us at toastandroast@pm.me!

95: Mic power² 02.07.2023

✍🏻 View the transcript for this episode Thrash metal, free parking, and passionate followers of celebrity controversy and gossip. Social media Toast & Roast: Twitter Instagram (we don’t really use this!) Georgie: Twitter Instagram Geoff: Twitter Instagram Email us at toastandroast@pm.me!

94: AI is ruining blogging 25.06.2023

✍🏻 View the transcript for this episode Is Georgie turning into a content creator? Are the recent comments on her blog even legit? Are Geoff and Georgie even friends? Social media Toast & Roast: Twitter Instagram (we don’t really use this!) Georgie: Twitter Instagram Geoff: Twitter Instagram Email us at toastandroast@pm.me!

93: Cutting the shades 18.06.2023

✍🏻 View the transcript for this episode We talk about and roast the logistics of our podcast, and Geoff ponders how to style his blockout blinds, and how often he needs to cut his toenails. Social media Toast & Roast: Twitter Instagram (we don’t really use this!) Georgie: Twitter Instagram Geoff: Twitter Instagram Email us at toastandroast@pm.me!

92: A whole-ass podcast episode 11.06.2023

✍🏻 View the transcript for this episode Gen Z is going to change the way we work... once they figure out what they want to study in university. Meanwhile, the millennials are amused that they don’t know what a fax machine is. Social media Toast & Roast: Twitter Instagram (we don’t really use this!) Georgie: Twitter Instagram Geoff: Twitter Instagram Email us at toastandroast@pm.me!

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