Geoffrey Chong, Georgie Cooke
Toast & Roast
Join Geoff and Georgie as they rant through life’s greatest First World Problems, every Monday! We aim to entertain by being brutally honest and unfiltered, but at the same time being genuine and respectful. If you want to eavesdrop on two people “talking shit”, we are the podcast for you.
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Geoffrey Chong, Georgie Cooke
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Latest episode
Jun 7, 2026
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Episodes
141: Are you Asian enough? 29.09.2024 44:09
We talk about our ethnic backgrounds (and whether our listeners know), the term “Third Culture Kid”, and accents. Email us at toastandroast@pm.me!
140: Would you accept $10m but go back to 2014? 22.09.2024 47:13
Geoff wraps up to start a new job, and he and Georgie discuss what their personal situations were ten years ago. Email us at toastandroast@pm.me!
139: Werewolf, Werewords, We’re... what? 15.09.2024 48:46
A game mix-up, and investigating if Georgie likes movies rated less than 8.0 or that have the number “2” in them. Email us at toastandroast@pm.me!
138: Unhinged Sony and squeezing AirPods out of your ears 08.09.2024 44:32
It’s all about audio today. Geoff has a weird party trick, and Georgie has a theory about throwing around headphones. Email us! toastroastpod@pm.me Email us at toastandroast@pm.me!
137: Coast 2 Coast 01.09.2024 44:03
These two Australians discuss the geography of their country vs the United States, and our elusive “lemon lime bitters” drink. Email us! toastroastpod@pm.me Email us at toastandroast@pm.me!
136: Talking and talking 25.08.2024 42:04
✍🏻 View the transcript for this episode on our website. Fawning over John Oliver and criticising the rest. Which talk show hosts do we like or dislike? Email us! toastroastpod@pm.me Email us at toastandroast@pm.me!
135: Chaotic Neutral Lawful Good 18.08.2024 46:47
✍🏻 View the transcript for this episode on our website. We’re about to find out what one of our host’s Dungeons and Dragons alignment is... let’s go. Email us! toastroastpod@pm.me Email us at toastandroast@pm.me!
134: Asserting Identity Dominance 11.08.2024 54:41
✍🏻 View the transcript for this episode on our website. Scams on LinkedIn, things to watch out for online, and debating the importance of consistent usernames across different platforms. Mat Honan’s epic hacking: https://www.wired.com/2012/08/apple-amazon-mat-honan-hacking/ Email us! toastroastpod@pm.me Email us at toastandroast@pm.me!
133: High Tea and the Chamber Pot of Secrets 04.08.2024 54:41
✍🏻 View the transcript for this episode on our website. Glorified snacks for tea, Zoom etiquette, and the argument for/against voice messages. Email us! toastroastpod@pm.me Email us at toastandroast@pm.me!
132: Roy’s sister Sheree sauce 28.07.2024 35:03
✍🏻 View the transcript for this episode on our website. We discuss what places in Sydney are borrowed from the UK, how words and proper nouns should be pronounced depending on what country you’re in, but leave the listener to find out where Windsor is in Sydney. You’re welcome. Email us! toastroastpod@pm.me Email us at toastandroast@pm.me!
131: Overpriced storage 21.07.2024 1:00:30
✍🏻 View the transcript for this episode on our website. Glorified travel-friendly containers, dissing on the practicality of the Stanley cup, and electric vehicle charging woes. Email us! toastroastpod@pm.me Email us at toastandroast@pm.me!
130: Plug your ears 14.07.2024 44:48
✍🏻 View the transcript for this episode on our website. From first dates to second-generation AirPods, our tiny-eared hosts are stuck with the latter, but can agree on movies being a terrible first date idea. Email us! toastroastpod@pm.me Email us at toastandroast@pm.me!
129: Big brother is not watching 07.07.2024 39:47
✍🏻 View the transcript for this episode on our website. Does anyone remember when the reality TV show Big Brother first came out? What can you really determine based only on someone’s voice? Heck, do you even know what Geoff or Georgie look like? 😛 Email us! toastroastpod@pm.me Email us at toastandroast@pm.me!
128: The Work Week 30.06.2024 43:03
✍🏻 View the transcript for this episode on our website. Geoff and Georgie chat about how they handle their work hours, boundaries, and self-care to keep a good work-life balance. Geoff logs off at 5pm every day, while Georgie has a history of 6pm finishes and not obeying her own boundaries. They also discuss the idea of a four-day workweek. P.S. Don’t ask why the previous episode was released and...
127: Ending google 23.06.2024 1:05:39
✍🏻 View the transcript for this episode on our website. That’s google with a lowercase G. As more people—Geoff included—abandon various tech giants, Georgie recalls a time almost a decade ago when she foresaw the privacy issues with google. Email us: toastroastpod@pm.me Email us at toastandroast@pm.me!
126: A journey through point hacking 16.06.2024 56:37
✍🏻 View the transcript for this episode on our website. The ins and outs of frequent flyer programs, travel rewards, and theme parks. What do status credits even mean? And what do we really prefer when it comes to accommodation? Email us! toastroastpod@pm.me Email us at toastandroast@pm.me!
125: A tale of fashion and realestate 09.06.2024 46:42
✍🏻 View the transcript for this episode on our website. Georgie discusses her experiences with a fashion rental service and Geoff chimes in with the super relevant topic of selling his apartment. Email us! toastroastpod@pm.me Email us at toastandroast@pm.me!
124: Artists these days don't make their own music any more 02.06.2024 46:42
✍🏻 View the transcript for this episode on our website. Our hosts discuss covers versus original songs, the music industry's trends, artist collaborations, and remixing practices, and touch on copyright infringement in music and whether anything is truly original anymore. Email us! toastroastpod@pm.me Email us at toastandroast@pm.me!
123: You can't beat a free quote 26.05.2024 55:23
✍🏻 View the transcript for this episode on our website. Geoff’s interaction with a tradie leads the pair to share experiences with freelance work, and end with some some indifferent opinions about how much effort the podcast takes. Email us! toastroastpod@pm.me Email us at toastandroast@pm.me!
122: #bannedhashtags 19.05.2024 50:55
✍🏻 View the transcript for this episode on our website. Did you know that #kangarooselfie is a banned hashtag? And Geoff talks about Below Deck (again), and the pair criticise social media without explaining their absence from it (yet again). We’ve gone old school, so email us! toastroastpod@gmail.com Email us at toastandroast@pm.me!
121: From bad backpacks to bad books 12.05.2024 46:42
✍🏻 View the transcript for this episode on our website. Geoff can’t resist talking about backpacks again, supermarket drive-thrus and gut health enter the convo, and Georgie hates on a terribly written book. We’ve gone old school, so email us! toastroastpod@gmail.com Email us at toastandroast@pm.me!
120: When things are not what they seem 05.05.2024 58:04
Content warning: This episode recounts a stabbing incident. ✍🏻 View the transcript for this episode on our website. A recent criminal incident leads to chatter about true crime shows on Netflix. Our hosts also discuss LinkedIn connections and whether your close friends would be able to steal your identity. It’s not that dark, we promise... We’ve gone old school, so email us! toastroastpod@gmail.c...
119: Addressing super markets 28.04.2024 54:24
Exceeding our quota for work-related chatter, we also dive into the definition of a “market” around Australia, try not to reveal what neighbourhood Geoff lives in, and discuss garbage disposal and being green. We’ve gone old school, so email us! toastroastpod@gmail.com Email us at toastandroast@pm.me!
118: Happy Medical New Year 21.04.2024 1:11:49
We’re back 🥲 Absences don’t often go unexplained, so here’s ours... If you’re still listening to our lovely little pod, thank you! We appreciate you. We’ve gone old school, so email us! toastroastpod@gmail.com Email us at toastandroast@pm.me!
117: Mandatory shutdown 10.12.2023 54:45
✍🏻 View the transcript for this episode GTA VI hype, sandbox games, and spending too much time making a character on the Sims. What an odd way to end the year. We’ve gone old school, so email us! toastroastpod@gmail.com Email us at toastandroast@pm.me!
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