To Hell with this Podcast

Oops all remakes! Black Xmas, The Hills Have Eyes, My Bloody Valentine!

S3, E4 - Graduation Day, Totally Killer, Psycho 2

It's a week of horror movies that only a Tom could love! Humongous, The Grim Reaper, Don't Go in the Woods. Enjoy!

All monsters episode!! Blood Beach, Humanoids from the Deep, The Boogens. N'joy!

Season 3 begins! It's home invasion time! Straw Dogs, Fight for Your Life, The Strangers.

Merry Christmas and Happy Hanukkah everybody! What better way to celebrate the holidays and ring in the New Year than unwrapping a little Dave and Tom. In this special holiday episode the gang discuss some Christmas slashers! Ranging from the good to the bad to the legendary! The Dorm that Dripped Blood, Silent Night, Deadly Night and Black Christmas!! Enjoy and have a great new year everybody!

Tom and Dave have unearthed a lost episode from way back in early 2023! No one knows the true story of how it came to be lost, but all that survives is one review and it's very fitting for the holiday season - Don't Open Till Christmas! Enjoy!

Happy Halloween! For our season finale the gang discuss all clown and funhouse movies! Tobe Hooper's The Funhouse, Victor Salva's Clownhouse and Rob Zombie's House of 1,000 Corpses. Enjoy!

On today's episode: What's on Dave and Tom's rack that they've never seen! They chose Pigs, Massacre at Central High, Death Valley. Enjoy!

On today's episode! Sequels that are better than the originals! Friday the 13th part 2, Amityville 2: The Possession, Hello Mary Lou: Prom Night 2 Enjoy!

Happy Friday the 13th!! Today is Western Mass horror day! Enjoy these fine films made in the 413! The Reincarnation of Peter Proud, The Children, Winter Beast!!

S2, Ep 6 - Pope's Exorcist, Naked Vengeance, Hell Night - It's officially spooky season folks, that means it's time for Tom's favorite movie ever: HELL NIGHT ! He's only been talking about it for 16 episodes! Tom and Dave have also been corresponding with director Tom DiSimone about Hell Night and will bring you all the juicy details of the movie as well as Tom's sheer unbr...

On today's episode! Dave forces Tom to read subtitles! It's 3 movies in the mock documentary genre! Man Bites Dog, The Taking of Deborah Logan, Behind the Mask: The Rise of Leslie Vernon. Enjoy!

Season 2, Episode 4, folks! The theme for today is: you're being stalked in a house while being alone and there's a guy who is aware that you are alone and he's calling and hanging up or he's making gross sounds or he's outside your home peeking out from behind a tree and Tom thinks that's really hot! He Knows You're Alone, Are You in the House Alone, When a Stranger Ca...

Season 2, Episode 3! All 80s horror mayhem! The Unseen, The Mutilator and The Final Terror! Special bonus.... HOLE PATROL! Enjoy!

It's an all Stephen King episode! The gang discuss Salem's Lot, Cujo and Carrie!

Welcome back fellow horror hounds! Dave and Tom are back after a relaxing summer sipping drinks by the Poltergeist pool. For our inaugural episode the gang bring serious average dick energy with the movie Fear No Evil (1981). Next up is the classic haunted house film Burnt Offerings (1976), directed by TV-movie-of-the-week legend Dan Curtis (cue the Zuni Fetish Doll). Burnt Offerings is a star stu...

It’s our season finale! What better way to celebrate than with Tom’s favorite genre: the Rape-Revenge film! Starting off… Everyone knows the name! Everyone’s afraid of it!  Buster Keaton's granddaughter gets attacked by a gang o' long pubes in director Zierig Zurry Zoo-Zoo’s I Spit on Your Grave . Next, things get heated when Dave and Tom throw down with their very different opinions on th...

Warning! This is a spoiler episode for a legendary shocker ending! It’s the Citizen Kane of transgender horror! Sleepaway Camp (plus allll the sequels)! The gang throw on their short-shorts for this “very relatable” slasher that has enough mean girls, nudity, oddball killings and questionable sexuality for a hundred movies! Featuring: Cinema’s most awkward oral sex! The guy with a sharpie mustache...

Oops, all Vampires! 🧛🏻‍♂️ This episode really sucks! First the gang pry open the crypt of George Romero’s creepy little home invader Martin (1976). Then it’s the Bill Paxton western-style neo-noir horror Near Dark (1987) and finally horror host Roddy McDowall premiere’s his spooooky Fright Night (1985)! Also! Where's that Jon Bon Jovi vampire movie? There's not enough sexy saxophone play...

On today’s episode it’s serial killers, pimps and underage hookers!  The gang “gets into it” with the one of the many Ted Bundy biopics, this time it’s the 2002 film by Matthew Bright. Then they rock out to the killer vocals of Wings Hauser as Ramrod with Vice Squad (1982). And finally they hit the mean streets of Hollywood Boulevard in Angel (1984). Also! Everybody’s cute in Tom’s world! Who'...

Episode 6 - Cocaine Bear, The Amityville Horror, Sorority House Massacre **Now with enhanced sounds!** Dave and Tom start off with the new release Cocaine Bear, directed by Massachusetts native Elizabeth Banks! Then the 1979 haunted house classic The Amityville Horror . And finally the 80s boob-fest slasher and female directed Sorority House Massacre . Also... Some heated discussion on remakes! Da...

On today’s episode the gang throw on the new Vinegar Syndrome disc Freeway , a 1996 Reese Witherspoon sleaze-fest. Next up is the 1980 Harry Reems rape / revenge film Demented , which Tom gives a rating of 5 bulges. Finally they tear into the most recent M. Night Shyamalan flick Knock at the Cabin . Also! Tom gets labiaplasty of the eyes and enjoys seeing a boom mic or two in the shot. Why did kil...

In this episode: Tom only wants to order one thing off The Menu ! The gang clash over the talky Death Proof . And discussion of Fade to Black leads Dave to admit his favorite movie and Tom cannot believe his ears. Also! Tom refuses to open his blu-rays! The state of physical media! Tom gets “ready” for Dracula Sucks ! Vinegar Syndrome vs Scream Factory. John Holmes never got hard? The word “Salaci...

It's a Mia Goth extravaganza! With so much Mia Goth going around, the boys dedicate a whole episode to her. 3 Films including X , Pearl and Infinity Pool . Also! Tom has an epiphany when he realizes he loves "paycheck movies". Bill Murray gets handsy. More time is dedicated to Jenny Ortega's agent than on any other podcast. Bella Thorne becomes Thora Birch. Tom unleashes his wrat...