To All the Men I’ve Swiped Before

🚩 Y’all, have you ever opened a dating app and accidentally pulled up your workplace org chart? In The Ones We Should Never Catch , SwipedOut shares three true online dating stories: a message from her boss’s husband 💍📲, a shirtless selfie from her boss’s boss 👔, and a date with her best friend’s roommate that comes with a loophole nobody asked for 🔑🐸. This episode of To All the Men I’ve Swi...

🎭 Handwritten letters. 💌 Daily calls. 📱 Balcony kisses. 💋 Broadway had leading-man energy—and even got me out of my pajamas for a date. Y’all, that’s serious. 😂 Then a cancer diagnosis made his comfort mean even more. 🎗️❤️ Until one confession changed the meaning of every scene. 😳💔 The story behind Malignant takes center stage—with hard-earned Sweet Tea Lessons 🧋 and a warning: before you...

He read my profile. Made actual plans. Then the waitress checked his ID. 😳 Meet Zygote: a younger Air Force officer whose real estate side hustle turned house hunting into a contact sport. Excellent curb appeal—but different blueprints for the future. Y’all, this Dating Pokédex entry is Hot Property. Proceed with interest. 🔑🔥

Great banter. A sports cameraman. A promised sideline pass to Georgia vs. Tennessee. Y’all, I thought this long-distance gamble had excellent odds—until a last-minute switch sent me into the mountains and his bathroom sent me searching for an earlier flight. 🏈✈️🎲 From an illegal suitcase formation to a shower worthy of its own Poison-type classification, this away game delivers some costly Sweet...

A couples massage. A week in Maui. Not so much as a kiss. Even the massage therapists thought we were together—so why was I still guessing? Meet Mr. Aloha, the coworker whose tropical invitation sent my romantic radar into overdrive. Between sunsets, separate bedrooms, and three Mai Tais’ worth of courage, I finally asked the question I should’ve asked before boarding the plane. Paradise included....

He claimed Mario Lopez hated his guts. By 3:45 a.m., I was starting to understand the sentiment. Meet Wreck-It Ralph: gorgeous blue eyes, sitcom-worthy stories, and a disappearing act that ends with an uninvited appearance at my apartment door. His best friend lived across the street. So why was he knocking on mine? Y’all, grace does not put you on standby.

He was gorgeous, charming, professional, and somehow even better-looking the second time around. Then came a Fourth of July pool date, a little weed, some sushi, and one spectacularly bad decision. Meet Grass-N-Ass, a Dating Pokédex entry featuring Cannabis Chaos, Biscuit Bite, Sushi Seduction, and the bizarre date that helped inspire this entire podcast. 🌿🍣💥

Great chemistry. Great first date. Turtle races. What could possibly go wrong? Meet Mr. Shellshock, a charming new Dating Pokédex entry whose second date comes with a plot twist SwipedOut absolutely did not see coming. 🐢💥

Muscles? Impressive. Kisses? Dangerous. Full disclosure? Apparently optional. Muscle Cub is what happens when attraction shows up fully loaded and the facts arrive on a delay. 💪🫖

Fourteen years. Five-star chemistry. Countless respawns. Mr. Déjà Screw keeps changing form, but somehow never quite leaves the Pokédex. Add Clemson football, lucky underwear, and one very guilty mind, and... well. Go Tigers. 🐅💜

Boyfriend Material had the green flags, the thoughtful gestures, and all the makings of something real. There was just one problem: I didn’t love him. Sometimes a good man still isn’t your man... and sometimes he figures things out about five months too late.

A mysterious headless profile. Weeks of promising conversation. A perfectly respectable brunch date in Austin. Then came the special delivery. When Mr. Dick in a Box turns a charming first date into an unsolicited upstairs invitation, SwipedOut learns that no amount of texting, vetting, or attractive torso can prepare you for what some men are hiding just outside the frame. It’s a tale of wine, wr...

Double Trouble is what happens when the green flags are real... but chaos takes over. 🚔😂 One unforgettable date somehow involves police, confusion, terrible timing, and a man who seems to attract mayhem like it's a superpower. The verdict? Great guy. Catastrophic luck. Join SwipedOut as she decides whether chemistry can survive a human tornado.

Opening the Dating Pokedex...

In this episode, SwipedOut investigates the Friend of a Friend: fully vetted, genuinely promising, and gone before enough evidence could be collected. Was it bad timing, bad luck, or just another unsolved case for the Dating Pokedex?

A welcome and brief introduction to the storytelling podcast’To All the Men I’ve Swiped Before.’