Time Played: 3hr

Lochie describes his experience renting some highly skilled wow players to help give him a hand before TIME RUNS OUT. A cheeky solo ep as Louis is away.

Today we're putting Gorrister and Benny through their paces in I Have No Mouth And I Must Scream. Lochie throws a crippled man down the stairs and Louis desperately tries not to kill a suicidal guy on this weeks episode of Timeplayed: 3hr

This week we're donning our hard hats and getting to work building the theme-iest of theme parks, but really we just wanna play Mario Kart.

This week, one of us loves a video game, the other is wrong. (and now you know who writes these descriptions...) We wax about the short indie horror game Paratopic. Chatting up its PS1/90s visual aesthetic and radical sound design, eventually getting lost along the way talking about the value of horror as a genre.

This week we're taking pics of all our favourite Pokémon like Pikachu, Bulbasuar, Randy Jackson and Adam from Love Island. Listen to Lochie school Louis on basic Pokémon vernacular and nomenclature. Do you know what a-Ditto-a-do?

This week Lochie's in for a big surprise when he realises the dirt strew around the palace is actually clones of himself slowly forming and mimicking his every move, soon they may even be able to walk through water. What?

Ever wanted to *listen* to an E3 press conference? No? Well now you can, in full stereo! Tune in for in-depth analysis from your favourite 3hr hosts Lochie and Louis with insightful commentary such as: ‘Those ferns... mmm... juicy’ and ‘it's nice being able to climb steep mountains!’ (don't worry there will still be a regular episode on Sunday)

Lochie's back and hes taking Louis back to a time when Mothercare was a thriving business and video game reseller. This week we're talking all about Link's Awakening and how bout a lil E3 on the side...

Bad news! Lochie is away and we ran out of time to record our Links Awakeing episode, so instead I present you with another solo ep. After finally getting around to playing Dishonored: Death Of The Outsider, I thought I'd fill the air with my thoughts on what I love about the series but also how it never quite hits the spot for me. Not mentioned in this episode is how painful the word 'Dishonored'...

In Gunpoint, 'you feel the clicks...' Find out whatever the hell that means on this weeks episode of Timeplayed: 3hr.

100 people are dropped on a huge map, forced to scavenge for gear to survive. Who will be the last person standing? Who will be victorious? What does Meghans dress look like and oooh, is that Oprah? This week we're playing Fornite Battle Royal Wedding. Louis can't help but compare PUBG and Fornite, whilst Lochie can't help but give us updates on what Harry & Meghan are getting up to this weekend.

This week we're celebrating a year of Timeplayed: 3hr (!) the only way we know how; grand thievery. But before we do any of that, Roman wants to go bowling.

This week there are just too many of these mini ninjas... We hunt for spells, break animals out of jail and find out just how mini these ninjas truly are on Timeplayed: 3hr.

We invited an old friend (and first ever guest!) to talk to us about his love (or is it distain?) for free-to-play strategy games. Ya know the type... the ones you see advertised in the corner of your browser window and think; 'that looks entirely hideous'. Oli introduces us to his new obsession 'Stormbound', and much to our disappointment; it's not entirely hideous.

This week we're off on a road tripin Jalopy. Tires will go flat, wallets will be forgotten and uncles will be indifferent on Time Played: 3hr

This week, Lochie learns to love Wario but Louis only likes him for his taste in music. We talk about the mini games, the level variety and also the Baftas for some reason...

This week we keep dropping our god damn magazines all over the gosh darn floor in Receiver. 'I' before 'E', except after 'C'... 'E' before 'Z' then 'R' unless it's a revolver in which case press 'T'.

This week we clicked lots of circles in time with old anime intro songs and dated club hits. We get chatting about all kinds of rhythm games from the arcades in japan to sitting at home trying to play rock band solo.

This week, Louis is personally sorry for making Lochie play The Saboteur. We talk about the importance of good driving in open world games, how intentional bad voice acting can be and a button that makes nudes appear.

We went to M&S and I bought a tuna sandwich, Lochie managed to find the only reduced item in the shop, a couple of pork pastries. We heated those bad boys up and sat down with a classic; LittleBigPlanet. We talk about making levels, wonky physics and other things I'm sure...

This week, we head back to Metal Gear again but something's very different... We talk about the secret formula to a 'Platinum' game, how Rising compares to Bayonetta, and that tricky counter move. But first, Lochie has an apology to make...

Anime. Manga. Naruto. YO! I dont have time to write this right this second... but when I get back from my urgent trip to Ikea this description box will be filled with useful info. Believe it!

It's 2005 and Sam Fisher has got an assault course to get through... We sneak through sound booths, interact with cloth physics and try to do the splits on this weeks Time Played: 3hr. Oh wait no, it's 2002. My bad. xx

This week we're 'total trashfire' twenty somethings scrolling around the streets we grew up with, looking for anything to do in 'Night In The Woods'... somehow it just doesn't resonate.

Lochie's buzzing after blazing through Nier Automata, while Louis attempts to recall his impressions of Platinum games' 2017 creation. Worth a listen ;)