Time Out! with Gladys and Ulla

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Send a text Shit’s scary out there in the world. There’s viruses. Political wars. Freak bomb cyclones. Facebook’s Metaverse.  You manage to dodge your way through it all but need a freaking martini and gummies to feel a sliver of normalcy at night. We get it!  Know what’s even darker and stormier than that stuff?  Letting yourself get pummeled by all that crap and believing  life has to be hard an...

Send a text All our fellow sweet souls with ESA’s tucked under your arms, we see you. And while we’re not focusing on what your 🐶 is saying to you today (or are we 🧐), we are going all in on what you should be saying to anyone who’s going through a shitty life moment and needs rescuing. We’re going to dissolve your Miss Manners’ ways of being a good, supportive friend and reveal how those ways s...

Send a text They wake Ulla up in the middle of the night with their constant chatter and brilliantly fun ideas. 👻 Gladys is going to get her ears cleaned out so she can hear them better. 🙉 Our dear, dead loved ones are talking to all of us…all the time. So how do you talk back to them? In this Season 3 premiere episode, we’re going to get the earwax out of your ears so you can listen to your dea...

Send a text Ulla loves the humid, swampy flatlands of New Orleans. 😅 Gladys loves the mountainous, dry air of the Baja desert.🌵 These two ladies could never live together in the same place…unless it was at Gladys’ new home because this home is so dreamy, so expansive, and so full of the views that make Ulla and Gladys giggle with delight - and there’s a freaking copper tub in it too!!! 🧚‍♀️🛁🤸...

Send a text Two hurricanes in two weeks in two countries? BRING IT ON! 🌀 ☠️🧚‍♀️🦋🥳 Danger. Destruction. Death. These annoying & inconvenient pests stir up all kinds of crazy-making behaviors when we believe we're at the mercy of what’s happening outside of us.  Well, we have news for you: You are not your circumstances or what happens to you! You are so much more than that.  Dive into...

Send a text And we're back for Part 2 of this special 2-part episode where we teach you how to only invite in the highest vibration, kindest, most loving souls and experiences into your life from now on...because enough already with the unwanted energy suckers who keep crashing your parties!   Ready for this juiciness? 🎊☠️🥳 Join us for Part 2 where you'll learn:  the quickest way to st...

Send a text No more party poopers. 😝No more energy suckers. 😩 No more unwanted assholes popping into your life to bring you angst. 🤬 We’re only letting the highest vibration, kindest, most loving souls into our lives from now on and NO ONE ELSE IS INVITED.  Want in on this party? 🤩🎊🦄💀💃🏻🥳 In order to get on the VIP list, there’s just one condition you need to meet. And we’re going to reve...

Send a text A fly lands in your soup. You tell the waiter about it in a prickly, slightly blaming tone. They apologize profusely as if it was their fault. But why is no one talking about the fly’s choice to die in the hot soup to begin with?!?! 🤨☠️🤔 Control, people. It’s called control. And your desire to have it is causing you a lot of unnecessary angst.  The moment you put your energy into try...

Send a text Other people’s energies are like the humidity of a New Orleans summer…you can’t escape it. If you’re not aware of how you take on those energies, it can get stinky fast…as in deadly stinky. 🔥💀🧯💩 Any time you take on another person’s energy, you neglect what you really desire and leave your truth at the corner of Market and 53rd St. for it to die.  When you… get involved in someone...

Send a text Bliss bunnies 🐰 Tree huggers 🌳 Rainbow chasers  🌈 You know why they’re so annoying? Because they pretend to be freaking happy all the time when they're just putting bandaids 🩹 on bullet wounds. I mean, who gets away with always finding euphoria and ecstasy in everything?  Well, here’s a secret: while blissing out all the time may be a sign that you’re actively avoiding some re...

Send a text We’re going to just come out and say it: you’re wanting small. 🙊 Everything you want…  An unending stream of millions in the bank 💸💵 The 2nd mansion in Aspen 🏠 The lasting mate to your soul  …are all based on what your present reality tells you you don’t have. When you work from that place, you fall into the trap of making those wants needs. And that’s a really limited way to dream...

Send a text Have you ever had a need that feels good? Never.  The need to do something about anything comes from a place of desperation. And anytime you act from a place of desperation, you are willingly getting in the car with the drunk driver of your thoughts.  This is a guaranteed magic and manifestation killer. 🙀❤️‍🔥❌ The only ONE thing you need to do in this life is be happy. Every other n...

Send a text When you’re annoyed as shit with that person who has you doing all kinds of mental gymnastics and then you spend hours complaining about them to your sis and afterward are super annoyed with yourself for caring so much about stupid shit…  This is NOT the time to chant motivational quotes from your library of self-help books so you can be more zen & compassionate when inside you’re...

Send a text It’s our 10th episode! The Season 1 finale! 🎊💥🔥 This is going to be a juicy one. Wish we could tell you what it’s going to be about but we have no idea. So we're just going to shut up and listen to what the dead people have to say on this topic. We suggest you do the same. 😂🤣🤣🤔💀👻😅 Learn to shut up and listen by practicing The Reset Remedy here: https://drgladysato.com/gi...

Send a text 🐒  When you date someone 20 years younger because you love their free spirit and wish yours was that way… 🧜🏼‍♂️ Or you become ultra spiritual because you want some of that wise,  grounded energy your friend has… 🛺 Or you live in a compound with people you can’t stand because you should learn to be more compassionate… You’re pretending and forcing yourself to be something you’re not...

Send a text Our bodies go through millions of losses every minute of every day, but we don’t freak out about it or do rituals to honor the great lives our cells lived. ☠️So why do we make such a big deal about saying goodbye when it involves people?  It’s all about our relationship to loss and letting go. 😱  Come discover how saying a Good Goodbye to your dead skin cells (and to your relationship...

Send a text OMG did you see the way he looked at me?! What does it mean??? 😱 We put way too much significance on everything, especially on our relationships with others, so we can control things and feel like we matter. It’s very annoying and keeps you from the amazing relationships you’re dying to have.  What’s the alternative? You do you, honey. I’m going to keep doing me and spreading my fabul...

Send a text WTF?! Exactly. As it should be.  Everything you do in life is because someone told you it was the right thing to do. And if you don’t do it the right way, you’ll fuck everything up and die.  When you do things the right way, but your heart’s not in it because you’re just following what you think is right, that’s when you’re doing it all wrong. You end up blocking yourself from getting...

Send a text Being dead is fun because all the life crap and struggles get left behind, leaving you fully tapped into the infinite 🤩and ❤️and expansion that your soul is made of. Ask Ulla if you don’t believe me.  But here’s the thing: you can tap into all that goodness right now without dying 💀. Where you’re so in the present moment that doubt and fear stop 🛑 clouding your experiences. Where yo...

Send a text What if I don’t get the job? 💼 What if he doesn’t flirt back? 👨🏻 What if I die? ☠️ This is a bullshit line of thinking that’s fed to us by society, media, & old authorities to keep us in a fear state. But that’s not how “what if’s” work!  You are a creator 🌎. You are here to expand 🔥 - and that includes expanding the possibilities available to you. Join us and discover the sec...

Send a text All our fears are rooted in the Big D:  Public speaking 🤐 Checkers 🎴 Spiders 🕷 Farting in front of your lover 🙊 Moving to a new country 🇲🇽 Heights 🏔 Clowns 🤡 Thunderstorms 🌩 Joan Rivers in your sleep 🎭 They freak you out because you’re freaked out by death. So what happens when you’re not afraid of dying? That’s when you become free to live the happy life you’ve dreamed of...and s...

Send a text WTF?! It makes no sense. Yet it totally does.  And we’ll show you why. 🤦🏽‍♀️🤷🏻‍♀️🙌🏽 Death is made out to be this big, heavy, sad, and soul-sucking event that we fear with all our lives. But what if that’s a bullshit story you’ve been told to rob you from living your best life? Join us as we uncover what “the other side” is really like and how being dead is just as amazing as bein...

Send a text Welcome to our inaugural episode! Find out what crazy events happened to lead Gladys & Ulla to create this platform for you and how it will unleash you to live your best life today.