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A Self Driving Stroller!??! A Woman Is Being Called Out By Her Friend, For Being The Cheapest Millionaire On The Planet!! You Will Not Believe What She Fed Her Friend For Lunch!!!

We Know That Each Morning As You Drop Your Children Off In The Car Line At Their School You Are Listening To The Tim Ben & Brooke Show On KNIX. We Also Know That Your Children are Hilarious, And We Want To Hear Their Jokes... This Morning's Car Line Comedian, Jersey & Lincoln. We Would Love To Hear Your Child's Joke, So When You Are In the Car Line Dropping Off Your Child, Give Tim Ben &am...

Tim Ben & Brooke News From The Bottom Of The Barrel: Children's Toy Says Inappropriate Jokes By Barrel Boy Jan 5, 2023 A TikTok mom is going viral after she realized a fake remote-control toy her toddler got for Christmas was telling him inappropriate, off-color jokes . . . including one about an Amish drive-by shooting.... AND In other news... There's no cure for the common cold...But there M...

A 55-year-old man in Thailand accidentally left a roadside bathroom break WITHOUT his wife, who he thought was in the backseat. He drove 100 miles before he realized . . . while she walked 13 miles for help. The woman didn't have a phone or money . . . so she decided to start hoofing it on-foot, because she didn't want to stand around waiting on the side of the road... the couple was reunited... n...

A guy in Italy had more than $20,000 in bonds, and was worried burglars might find them. So he hid them in his CHIMNEY . . . didn't tell his wife . . . and she burned them while starting a fire for the holidays.... AND in other news... A tech worker in Seattle was arrested after being caught manipulating software code to divert more than $260,000 into his own account. He told detectives that the s...

People have been caught cheating in an HOV lane with a FAKE "person" in the passenger seat. But this one is HOLIDAY-themed. A driver here in Arizona was caught driving in a carpool lane with an INFLATABLE GRINCH sitting in the front seat. In Other News.... A fight at a Bruins-Coyotes game turned ugly when one fan bit off the tip of another fan’s finger. The brawl between six fans took place in the...

A man in Florida set a cop car on fire and ran off. Then he returned, confessed, and said that when he gets drunk he does "stupid things." He was arrested on two counts of arson.... In Other News.... A Man stole $1000 worth of tooth brushes, and then threw them all off a bridge.... the man had no excuse for why he did it, but none the less, he is in jail for a long time.

A site called "Find My Past" went through 14 billion documents from the past 500 years, looking for people with HOLIDAY- themed names. The most common was "Ivy". But at least 3,200 kids have been named "Reindeer," 579 have been named "Snowman," and they found 23 people named "Eggnog."... So if you are expecting a baby during the holidays, give these names a chance!

Doritos is giving away two Super Bowl tickets. But to win them, you have to shave a Dorito-shaped triangle into your head. It's based on Bills linebacker Von Miller, who's been rocking a triangle hairdo for a while. But someone at Frito-Lay realized it also kinda looks like a chip, so they jumped on it. You've got until January 15th to shave a triangle into your head, anywhere you like . . . come...

Each Week The Talented Ben Takes All The Crazy That Happens In The World And On The Tim Ben & Brooke Show, And Puts It To One Crazy Song. This Week Ben Covers Google's Top Searches Of 2022, The Crazy Fun Trouble That Your Elf On The Shelf Gets Into. Ben Had To Sing About The Moment That Tim Crashed The Light Parade!

As we get older, we often shave a couple years off our age when we tell our friends, this is done as a joke... BUT in South Korea it will not be a joke, it will really happen. In South Korea, they use a traditional aging system that's different than the rest of the world.  Koreans are considered to be one year old when they're born, and a year is added every January 1st. So if you were born today,...

Hello Fresh and Warner Bros. have come together on a limited release Buddy The Elf Spaghetti meal kit. The dish was created from the famous scene from the movie Elf. Inspired by the dish featured in the holiday film Elf, these festive meal kits will provide fans everything needed to make the sweet, syrupy, candy-filled spaghetti dish. The recipe also includes maple syrup, chocolate syrup. If you a...

Cops showed up at a company Christmas party in Michigan, after an employee dressed as The Grinch got drunk . . . and attacked another employee who was dressed up as a reindeer. They arrested him for assault.............A driver in Washington was pulled over for driving erratically . . . and police noticed that the windshield was almost completely covered in THICK snow. The snow was not from mother...

A man in Florida was arrested after trying to shoplift from a Walmart, WHILE the store was hosting a "Shop with a Cop" event, which included around 40 officers. He had drug paraphernalia on him at the time....... And In other news....Some fool in Georgia got arrested for two outstanding warrants last week . . . after he complained on Facebook about not making the sheriff's "Ten Most Wanted" crimin...

Police in Oregon are looking for two idiots who crashed their van into a convenience store to steal an ATM . . . and then accidentally set the van on fire trying to grab the loot inside the machine.... AND in other news... A 23-year-old woman in Texas burned her boyfriend's house down last week after she FaceTimed him, and another woman answered. But it turned out the other woman was just a relati...

Each Week Ben Takes All The Crazy That Happens On The Tim Ben & Brooke Show And Puts It To One Song, That We Call The Week In Review. This Week Ben Talks About Morgan Wallen Mania, He Talks About How Tim Did Not Get To Go Hiking With Troy From Fox 10, and So MUCH MORE! This Is For Sure, The Best Week In Review EVER!

Don’t you just hate it when the straps break on your trailer and your race car slides off and ends up in the pool of a hotel, across the parking lot and right into a hotel pool? Sounds crazy..... Well it happened yesterday for driver Cameron Leytham as he prepared to race in this weekends Snowball Derby, in Pensacola, Florida..... And in other news....A 72-year-old woman in Germany got arrested fo...

We Know That Each Morning As You Drop Your Children Off In The Car Line At Their School You Are Listening To The Tim Ben & Brooke Show On KNIX. We Also Know That Your Children are Hilarious, And We Want To Hear Their Jokes... This Morning's Car Line Comedian,3rd Grader Scarlett. We Would Love To Hear Your Child's Joke, So When You Are In the Car Line Dropping Off Your Child, Give Tim Ben & Brooke...

A child was playing at a restaurant that had stuffed animal claw machine, the young child decided that he wanted one of the toys inside the claw machine. Instead of trying to play the game and get the toy, the young boy climbed up the toy shoot and ended up stuck inside the game. The child at first was loving the experience, but when he saw the panic in his mothers eyes he became scared. The Fire...

Later Today We Are Going To The Shangri La Ranch Nude Ranch, To Collect A Donation For Our Feed The Valley Food Drive. We Love And Appreciate All Donations! BUT... When A Donation As Unique As This One Comes In, We MUST Celebrate It With A Song. Enjoy Ben's Amazing Parody Song "Nude Donation"

If all the family time over Thanksgiving made you feel like you were LOSING IT, hopefully you didn't ACTUALLY snap like THIS guy . . . Police in Oklahoma arrested a man named John Armstrong on Saturday, after a family game of "Monopoly" turned violent. The family was drinking alcohol and playing "Monopoly" when John started fighting with his stepfather. They knocked over the game board . . . turne...

We Know That Each Morning As You Drop Your Children Off In The Car Line At Their School You Are Listening To The Tim Ben & Brooke Show On KNIX. We Also Know That Your Children are Hilarious, And We Want To Hear Their Jokes... This Morning's Car Line Comedian, 9 Year Old Jayden. We Would Love To Hear Your Child's Joke, So When You Are In the Car Line Dropping Off Your Child, Give Tim Ben & Brooke A...

A woman in Florida has filed a $5 million lawsuit against the makers of Velveeta's microwavable Shells & Cheese cups, because they say it's "ready in three-and-a-half minutes," but it takes longer than that.... The woman says you have to take the wrapper off the container, you have to open the container, and you have to add the water, the woman claims this all takes way longer than the advertised...

The TSA found a cat in a guy's checked bag at JFK on Tuesday, and posted the X-ray on Twitter. It turned out it belongs to a woman he was staying with. He didn't realize it snuck into his bag while he was packing...... AND In other News Here's your first bit of Thanksgiving crime of the year: A guy in New Hampshire is facing charges for poaching . . . after he shot a wild turkey from his car windo...

A 30-year-old man has admitted to robbing a bank in Missouri earlier this year, after handing a teller a note written with a pink highlighter . . . on the back of his BIRTH CERTIFICATE. He's facing up to 20 years in prison..... AND in other news.... a video has gone viral, and little details are available.... but a man shot himself in the groin in an elevator, the man is alive, we do know that, ou...