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A couple in Florida stacked their patio furniture on their lawn so they could power-wash their house . . . and the garbage collector came and took it all. They got the local news involved, and the company is reimbursing them... AND In Other News... A 20-year-old man in Florida was arrested on Sunday . . . after he broke into a gas station and stole dog food and cigarillos. He left an ATM card on t...

A couple in Tulsa got two coffees at Starbucks, and a sticky number "4" button on the credit machine accidentally tacked on a tip for $4,444. But the bigger issue is how long it's taken Starbucks to get them a refund. For some reason, Starbucks decided to send them two separate CHECKS in the mail. And when they tried to cash them, both checks bounced.  Obviously four grand is a lot of money. And n...

A man was arrested last week after running through a hotel in Iowa naked . . . and swinging a toilet plunger at guests. No one was hurt. The guy was charged with assault, criminal mischief, and disorderly conduct. Police charged him with assault, criminal mischief, and disorderly conduct. Reports are he was a flight attendant for Southwest Airlines....In other news, This guy thought he got a great...

For Valentine's Day, an animal shelter in Ohio is letting people name litter boxes after their exes for a $5 donation..... In other news, a group of golfers almost had their round stopped by an airplane that crashed on the course.... but nothing was going to stop them from getting that round in.

A woman in Minnesota is facing assault charges after bashing her boyfriend in the back of the head with a WHOLE CHICKEN.....And In Other News...A villager in Uganda is saying "enough is enough" after having 102 kids. . Musa Hasahya Kasera is struggling to provide for his family that he says includes 12 wives, 102 children and 578 grandchildren

A dad let his six-year-old son play a game on his phone, but he ended up ordering $1,000 worth of food on Grubhub . . . leading to a PARADE of delivery cars. It would've been more, but his credit card got locked.....A guy in Rochester, New York got home on Monday to find his neighbor wearing his clothes and eating his food . . . with a FIRE raging in the background.

A 22-year-old girls basketball coach in Virginia was caught impersonating a 13-year-old player . . . in a game. After word got out, the school fired the coaches, and the team has opted out of the rest of the season.... In Other News.... Here Is A Must See Event... Over 40 entomologists gathered in Maine over the weekend to race cockroaches. It was the first time the Maine Entomological Society had...

A 66-year-old lunch lady stole $1.5 MILLION worth of chicken wings. She ordered the wings, but didn't take them to the school. And she was caught because the school doesn't serve wings, because of the bones.... It's unclear what Vera was actually doing with all those chicken wings. She's currently being held on a $150,000 bond....In other News... A woman in Lecanto, Florida was arrested after she...

A Brazilian man sparked the outrage of his friends and family after he faked his death out of pure curiosity, to see who would attend his funeral.  As an experienced ‘ceremonialist‘, a sort of master of ceremonies for various kinds of events, 60-year-old Baltazar Lemos had conducted hundreds of funerals, some of which had been attended by as few as 2 people, others by as many as 500. Recently, he...

Chicken of the Sea tuna is offering a $1 million reward to anyone who can find a mermaid....  Not only would you have to present video evidence you'd also have to setup an interview between the mermaid and the company's "mermaid expert".... And In Other News!! Police in Louisiana say an "unknown possible explosive device" prompted an evacuation last Saturday. The authorities looked into it, and it...

This Morning We Talked With Chris Janson About His New Single 'All I Need Is You' Which He Wrote About His Wife. Chris Also Talks About His Excitement For What Is Coming Next In His Career, And His Excitement For Our Upcoming KNIX Barbecue And Beer Festival.

An UBER Eats driver was tasked with delivering food to an arena hosting a college basketball game. So the driver was following his GPS direction, when it led him to the basketball court, the driver was still following directions which led him on to the court! Yes the UBER Eats driver interrupted a game! Come to find out, the person who ordered the UBER Eats was at the scorer’s table!... AND in oth...

 Just in time for the big game, HORMEL and Minneapolis-based Modist Brewing Co. are releasing rather usique beer.... HORMEL Chili Cheese Brew is inspired by the brand's chili cheese dip recipe. It's on sale now online while supplies last. Hormel’s brand manager says “This year we were inspired to bring fans together and create something everyone can agree on – an irresistible sip that unites the b...

A new TikTok video is introducing the conspiracy theory that the Titantic never sank.... They say it was another older boat that looked identical and it was sunk so the company could get insurance money. Here is TikToker Mia going through the whole theory.... AND in other News.... A Florida man had a 30 pound iguana fall on his face during an outdoor yoga class at a park. It caused bleeding and hi...

A 45-year-old woman in Louisiana was a cafeteria worker at a high school . . . but she was recently caught selling baked goods laced with marijuana. A student reported her, and she was arrested... AND in other news.....Some guy rigged his Nintendo Switch with motion-tracking software, so his pet fish could play video games. And while he wasn't watching, they committed CREDIT CARD FRAUD. The game c...

We Know That Each Morning As You Drop Your Children Off In The Car Line At Their School You Are Listening To The Tim Ben & Brooke Show On KNIX. We Also Know That Your Children are Hilarious, And We Want To Hear Their Jokes... This Morning's Car Line Comedian, 7 Year Old Eve. We Would Love To Hear Your Child's Joke, So When You Are In the Car Line Dropping Off Your Child, Give Tim Ben & Bro...

A brand-new British Airways flight attendant landed in hot water when he accidentally deployed an inflatable slide while the plane was taxiing. The unnamed newbie crew member aboard Flight BA75 bound for Lagos, Nigeria, on Friday, Jan. 13, inexplicably opened an emergency door, causing the Boeing 777’s slide to pop out moments after the plane pushed back from the airport gate. Emergency crews rush...

A Canadian woman who caused $10 million in damages after driving drunk, crashing into a house and causing an explosion is now suing the concert venue that provided her alcoholic beverages, as she claims the owners are to blame. The “car bomb” fiasco occurred when the woman was driving home from a Marilyn Manson concert at the Budweiser Gardens arena in Ontario. After drinking at the show and drivi...

Maybe this guy forgot that he ALSO gets half in the divorce: Some idiot in L.A. rammed his car into his OWN HOUSE the other day . . . then came back with a DUMP TRUCK to do even more damage. It was all because his wife is divorcing him, and filed for a restraining order this month. It definitely sounds like she needed one....... AND in other news.....We've all experienced a lost package . . . or a...

A school in Maryland's Prince George's County is apologizing to families after a teacher reportedly " Inadvertently sent out sexually explicit photos to the entire student body" The principal explained they tried to "retract the correspondence" but some students were able to see it. They're asking those who did receive the email to stop sharing the photos. The school also noted steps have been tak...

An Oregon woman was in shock when she finally got her luggage back after it got lost during a flight to Chicago . . . four years ago. Guess where it ended up.....HONDURAS! AND In other news... An Amazon driver was rescued after the ground beneath him gave way while he was delivering packages in the Town of Apple Valley, causing him to fall into a septic tank, 6 feet below ground. A large ammount o...

A jail in Canada detained a pigeon that was carrying a backpack filled with meth. The pigeon was “apprehended” with a trap on a wall at the Pacific Institution correctional facility. Officials say that people using drones to try to smuggle drugs into prisons isn’t unusual but using a pigeon with a backpack is new. The drug pigeon investigation is ongoing, and there’s no word on if the bird was all...

Is this the worst gender reveal ever? A soon-to-be-dad in the Philippines is going viral for his TOILET-FLUSHING gender reveal stunt. He dyed the water in the toilet tank, so when it flushed, the bowl filled up blue..... And in other news, A nine-year-old in North Carolina ended up in the E.R after he thought he was eating Pop Rocks . . . but it was really a pouch of TOXIC CHEMICALS you toss on a...

A Russian flight had a terrifying malfunction yesterday when the rear door of the plane flew open shortly after takeoff in Siberia. When the cabin depressurized, hats were snatched off passengers’ heads and most of their luggage was sucked out with them. The pilot made a fast emergency landing, and despite the thin air being 43 degrees below zero Fahrenheit outside the plane, the passengers were r...

A guy near Philly somehow managed to flip his Toyota Camry inside a drive thru car wash last Tuesday. Security cameras got it on video. He was paying at the machine outside, and it looks like he accidentally hit the gas pedal. He crashed into the right side of the big machine you drive through, and the car flipped on its side. It took about 90 minutes to get him out, and he had some leg injuries. ...