Threezus

Mason explains why McDonald's is for kids. Daniel leads a new game called, "Very Superstitious." Danny unearths old recordings from his high school metal band days, and plays a round of, "Danny's High School Jams."

Threezus celebrates their podcast's first birthday by throwing a little party and inviting a special friend: Rudi Gutierrez, the extremely fun and talented musician that Danny met on national television.

As a celebration of Mason's 27th birthday, Danny and Daniel serenade him with a rendition of "Happy Birthday F*** You". Danny finally quits his video game addiction, and proceeds to get the others to play a roleplaying game (as Danny) instead. Mason hosts a version of MadLibs Movie Trailers, in which Daniel and Danny fill in new, dumber words to an already-existing movie trailer script for Mason t...

Danny asks Daniel to correctly identify his lyrics in a game of, "Danny or Not Danny." Mason asks Danny and Daniel to fix cancel culture in a segment called, "That Was Easy!" Daniel leads another round of "Ass of U and Me," where Threezus makes assumptions about each other.

Threezus plays more games and ruins their days. Can they properly name related musical artists in a game of, "Fans Also Like?" Can they keep their spirits up through Daniel's resurrection of the "Ruin My Day" segment? Can they correctly guess palindromes during another round of "Back Words?"

The Threezus guys talk about bungling small social interactions. Danny introduces a new game, "Putting Music to Words." Mason asks everyone: What can we do to fix advertisements?

Threezus talks about adulthood before Daniel leads a babbling guessing game. Then Danny debuts his new hit single, "Chips & Salsa on My Niece" in another round of Danny's Deaf Jams.

The Threezus boys all try to wing-man for each other. Mason finds out what he has in common with Vice President Kamala Harris. Daniel leads a game of "Wrong Answers Only," and then Danny leads a game of "Right Questions Only."

Danny recalls how it felt departing for "The Bachelor Presents: Listen to Your Heart" a year ago. Mason mashes movie titles together in a segment provided by a Threezus Patreon subscriber. Daniel introduces a game called, "Stop Ironing My Head." Finally, Threezus wraps it up by rapping it up in another round of "Speaking Rhythmically."

Daniel and Mason beg for their viewers to adopt them before Mason tells a charming story from his childhood. Threezus plays a new game, "Headlines, or Head-Lies?" Finally, we take a trip to Daniel's Corner, where he asks, "Is suffering essential to the human experience?"

A Threezus fan asks why the Threezus guys would most likely be arrested. Daniel introduces a new game, "Pikachu, or Peek-a-choo?" Danny leads another "Hot Take Time."

Daniel wishes all of you a Happy Korean Birthday before talking about New Year's Resolutions. Danny introduces a new game called, "Bachelor or Bullsh*t." Threezus reads a hilariously misguided article about Danny.

To kick off 2021, Mason performs another song parody punishment. Then the Threezus guys talk about their injury histories, and make wild guesses about each other. Finally, Mason takes over Daniel's Corner and asks: Should you be a d*ck to your fans?

In Threezus' last episode of 2020, the guys play games! After talking about their favorite New Years things, Danny reminds Mason of an embarrassing story. Then they play a round of "Guess the Song," and Daniel introduces a new game, "Back-Words!"

Threezus wishes you a very happy holiday season, bantering about their favorite holiday movies. Then they pivot from real movie titles to strange, mangled movie titles in a game of, "That Movie Where..." Finally, it's time for Daniel to lead Danny and Mason through another round of the Daniel RPG: Wrong Answers Only Edition.

Danny tests Daniel & Mason's elementary school knowledge. Mason & Danny share semi-embarrassing stories. Daniel leads a Happy-Little-Hanukkah freestyle rap-fest.

In honor of Daniel's birthday, Mason and Danny face off in a birthday edition of "Who the f**k am I?" Threezus also performs another round of one of their all-time favorite activities: MadLibs Theatre!

Threezus asks each other what their favorite holidays are. Then they ask if it's possible to be a truly good person in your YouTube videos. Finally, Danny asks Mason and Daniel questions of very, very different difficulty in a new game: Proseph vs. Joseph

Daniel quizzes Danny and Mason on their knowledge of scientific animal names. Mason asks "How unbiased is too unbiased?" Danny leads another round of Guess-That-Acronym. It's all great fun. Unlike the tone of this dull description.

The Threezus guys talk about how their constant consumption of news and politics is affecting their brains. Danny delivers a story about being kissed on stage by some asshole, and leads Daniel and Mason in a game of "Who the F**k Am I?"

Danny asks Mason to explain how he navigated early childhood without speaking English. Then Mason gets political, ushering in another "Hot Take Time," with today's hot take: If you want to be more fair or reasonable, you should take sides more often. Then Daniel contributes some of his hot takes, but they're all about Halloween candy instead of fascism.

Danny tells Mason and Daniel a story he's never told them before. Mason shares his inability to function when sleepy. Daniel plays a Guess-the-song-style game with Mason and Danny where he just babbles while the other two compete.

This week, Threezus not only shouts out a listener, but also plays a music game inspired by their suggestion! Then it's time for some more "Wrong Answers Only" about Danny's life, followed by another Hot-Take-Time. Hot Takes include why Danny thinks you're under-valuing physical attraction in relationships, and why Daniel thinks you would drink your own urine. Enjoy!

The Threezus boys talk ice cream trucks and Mason's new puppy. Daniel recounts the tale of how he came to be known as "Lechuga" when he lived abroad. Then everyone tries their hand at alphabetically ordered freestyle rap.

In honor of Daniel's first day of school, Danny and Mason recount some embarrassing school stories. Then Danny gets real by asking Daniel and Mason some honest questions about his professional and personal life. Then some more Danny's Deaf Jams!