Threezus

The trio properly melds their minds, but first they must pass through controversial obstacles. Mason poses a rather random hot take, which leads to further discussion. Daniel pitches movie plots to Danny and Mason, some of which are true, some of which are false.

A good one. All Threezus episodes are great, but... yeah this one is too. Mason discusses his Holiday cooking obsession. He and Danny come to terms with the fact that they've ruined the lives of many children with their content. The trio comes up with their professional Esports usernames, and they conclude the episode with a game of "That Movie Where".

Mason begins with a brain-breaking improv game for the trio, followed by having the other two create potentially true (emphasis on "potentially") facts. The episode concludes with an incredible round of our new favorite game "Shart Tank". Be sure to look out for the release of our new products: Gun Discounts, Wizard Lips, Bible Mud, and more.

Daniel's birthday episode! Mason and Danny blitz him with a "Happy Birthday" in the intro, and he decides to sing along I guess. Daniel has the crew play an even more difficult version of "Pikachu or Pik-achoo". Mason hosts an inappropriate Thanksgiving. Danny closes out the episode with a "Guess That Song/Lyric... Kidz Bop Edition", in which Daniel and Mason freak out about horrible Kidz Bop lyri...

Mason and Danny interrupt and derail Daniel's Avengers story to bring you Asian Ultron. Mason hosts a couple of warmup improv games with the boys, and discusses how a podcast (Hidden Brain) unveiled a mental epiphany for him. Danny brings up a repressed memory, and then has the guys play a new game oh-so-eloquently named "Shart Tank".

Danny begins with an incredibly competitive game of "Guess That Acronym (Wrong Answers Only)". Mason talks about his potentially romantic meeting with the director of one of his favorite movies. Daniel has the other two fill in the blank of lyrics for songs they don't really know. It's bad in all the best ways.

Danny praises himself on his immaculate podcast subject transitions. The crew plays a new improv game involving absolute nonsense. Daniel gets a bad haircut, but that doesn't stop him from pitting Danny & Mason against each other in a game of "No Yeah, Totally". Danny tops the episode off with two accidental "f*ck songs" in another rendition of Danny's Deaf Jams.

The team begins with an incredible round of "I'm a tree". Mason leads a discussion on recent mental health, followed by a super random story about Danny's days as a below-average basketball player. The gang concludes the episode with Danny's new game, "Fantasy Phrases".

One for the ages. Mason gets bad poops in Vegas, Danny has the other two guess celebrities' real names, and Daniel rewrites celebrity dating profies… and they’re like really good.

Danny proposes a Halloween costume trio collab, but it all turns inappropriate per Mason’s request. The trio discusses ways people made fun of them in school. Daniel insults boomers. Danny has Mason and Daniel combine to form their own Halloween movie villain. Daniel mumbles famous songs. Mason concludes with a fantastic round of MadLibs Movie Trailer.

Danny and Mason stupidly decide to get season passes for a theme park against their better judgement. The trio has a weirdly lengthy debate on a best dressing/shower order. Mason pitches a Movie Mashup game. Danny concludes with bringing Mason and Daniel back to high school with a rousing game of “Danny RPG”.

Danny is 0-4 in his Fantasy Football league. He needs your prayers. Daniel enlightens us on the wonder that is "Squid Game". Mason and Daniel prove they're somewhat smarter than a 5th grader. The crew puts on their conspiracy theory hats, and the episode is topped off with rousing games of "Would You Random" and "Word-at-a-Time Prophecy".

Daniel asks a weird question about what our favorite bite is. Mason has the crew play a rousing game of "ghost". Danny has the other two guess the most streamed songs on Spotify. Daniel plays hit songs in reverse that the other two have to decipher.

Daniel "accidentally" teaches his daughter bad words. The trio discusses the worst places people could listen to Threezus. Danny has the others guess celebrity ages, but it's reversed. Mason provides some scaling hot takes about religion and the entertainment industry, plus a very offensively wrong take about sleeping better in foreign places over his own bedroom.

Danny talks young people out of becoming YouTubers and TikTokers. Mason talks about getting caught in the big New York flood. Daniel hosts a very difficult round of "Guess That Acronym."

A doozie. Daniel starts off by telling the story of how a theme park employee told him and his sister to kiss, provoking a conversation about the "Siblings or Dating" Instagram page. Mason asks Danny and Daniel for weird preferences, followed by requesting the two to come up with fake facts HE'S learned from non-fiction YouTube videos. Danny closes the episode with a polarizing game of "Guess Thei...

Danny makes Daniel and Mason feel like alert perverts. Mason and Danny discuss their sudden, upcoming trip to Connecticut/New York. Danny poses the idea of pitting professional sports mascots against each other in a fight to the death. Daniel sings songs where all the lyrics are antonyms of themselves, hurting Danny and Mason's brains. Possibly permanently.

Danny botches this week's intro. Daniel gets over his crippling fear of horror movies. Mason has the crew take a creativity test so he could show off his score. Danny's bruised ego receives a much-needed boost in his final game of the episode.

Mason opens this episode with a fun improv game he found on TikTok, where the trio attempts to understand each other's confessions. Mason went to Vegas, and Danny was left with Mason's dog. Danny has the other two play "Who the f**k am I?!", whilst Daniel closes out the episode with an insanely difficult edition of "Back Words".

Daniel turns Threezus into a conspiracy theory podcast. Mason exposes Danny & Daniel's accents in a new segment called, "Sh*t You Say." Danny leads a hilarious round of, "MadLibs Movie Quotes."

In a rousing game of "I'm a Tree", Danny claims to be a hot nerd. He then tells us about how his first date (since before COVID) went. Daniel quizzes the guys on weird laws. Danny sings hit pop songs in gibberish that the other two must guess.

Mason lost his voice. Daniel doesn't know anything about sports. Danny tries to unscramble mismatched popular lyrics and melodies.

Threezus opens with their own crappy improvised version of “Gaston.” Then they talk about toys and nostalgia. Then they visit “Daniel’s Corner.” Then they listen to "Danny’s Deaf Jams.”

Threezus warms up with a game of, "3 Things!" Mason shares that he is feeling a bit behind. Danny leads "Song Name or I Made It Up," before facing off against Daniel in another "1-Second Song Challenge."

Mason finds his high school trumpet, and then introduces the new game, "Wrong Song Singalong." Then Daniel stops by his corner before introducing a babbling game he calls, "No English-y." Finally, Danny collects some advice questions from our listeners for a game of, "Good, Bad, Worst Advice."