Three of Hearts

Patreon update about the state of the pod. In anticipation of a Bridge gathering, the SUITS agents have to quell a sobbing Josepha and deal with an unwanted Graham Whittlesby. Spar bottles it all up; Vellum does an enemy a favor; Nat goes back to cub scouts. Ila Alexei is Agent Kaolin Vellum Essay Mnktl is Agent Merim Felspar Jordan Quiverns is our GM Subscribe to our Patreon for bonus episodes, m...

On the way to the Gatineau Estate, the SUITS agents face off against magically-empowered guards. Later, they face off against a magically-confused debutante. Vellum digs into his past for a lesson in fashion history; Spar digs into his for a lesson in shared trauma. Ila Alexei is Agent Kaolin Vellum Essay Mnktl is Agent Merim Felspar Jordan Quiverns is our GM Edil May Hampsen is our editor Subscri...

Content Warning: Vague allusion to child abuse Spar decides it's time to wake up Xbala. Ila Alexei is Agent Kaolin Vellum and our artist Essay Mnktl is Agent Merim Felspar and our editor Jordan Quiverns is everyone else and our GM Subscribe to our Patreon for bonus episodes, maps, and short fiction set in the world of our podcast! Talk to the cast and other fans on our Discord! The People, Places,...

Vellum & Spar go undercover on a trip to visit Gladia before going after the remaining stamps. Ila Alexei is Agent Kaolin Vellum and our artist Essay Mnktl is Agent Merim Felspar and our editor Jordan Quiverns is everyone else and our GM Subscribe to our Patreon for bonus episodes, maps, and short fiction set in the world of our podcast! Talk to the cast and other fans on our Discord! The Peop...

Content Warning: Truly terrible dad. Ila's Links: Beloved Asheville Art Garden - Their Gofundme Donate to Ila Directly - Ila's shop The agents gain a greater understanding of their companions, while reaffirming distaste for someone Spar used to know. Vellum finds his mentor a muffin; Max comes out in more ways than one; Spar talks in his sleep. Ila Alexei is Agent Kaolin Vellum and our artist Essa...

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The agents take shifts watching over their sleeping companions, and have some life-changing conversations while they're at it. Spar gets to know a relentless foe; Vellum gets to know himself. Ila Alexei is Agent Kaolin Vellum and our artist Essay Mnktl is Agent Merim Felspar and our editor Jordan Quiverns is everyone else and our GM Subscribe to our Patreon for bonus episodes, maps, and short fict...

Content Warning: Survivors guilt Everyone takes a minute to talk things through on a most revealing episode! Vellum delivers a one-hit-kill; Spar and Xbala debate which of their memories is correct; everyone pieces together pieces of the larger puzzle. Ila Alexei is Agent Kaolin Vellum and our artist Essay Mnktl is Agent Merim Felspar and our editor Jordan Quiverns is everyone else and our GM Subs...

Content Warning: Intended (failed) animal cruelty The SUITS agents are reunited with their leader under most unusual circumstances! Vellum solves several problems with creative uses of magic; Spar solves several problems with creative uses of (his own) head trauma.  Ila Alexei is Agent Kaolin Vellum and our artist Essay Mnktl is Agent Merim Felspar and our editor Jordan Quiverns is everyone else a...

After solving Gambler's body swap trial, Vellum & Spar receive their rewards...but not before facing an unexpected hurdle. Ila Alexei is Agent Kaolin Vellum and our artist Essay Mnktl is Agent Merim Felspar and our editor Jordan Quiverns is everyone else and our GM Subscribe to our Patreon for bonus episodes, maps, and short fiction set in the world of our podcast! Talk to the cast and other f...

The body swap escapades continue and conclude in a hostage situation at Honeycore! Ila Alexei is Agent Kaolin Vellum, Agent Asce Harland, and our artist Essay Mnktl is Agent Merim Felspar and our editor Jordan Quiverns is everyone else and our GM Subscribe to our Patreon for bonus episodes, maps, and short fiction set in the world of our podcast! Talk to the cast and other fans on our Discord! The...

Having come out to their friends as body-swapped, Spar and Vellum continue their quest for the Gamblers' dice. An old rivalry is unearthed, guns are drawn, and a declaration is made. Ila Alexei is Agent Kaolin Vellum, Agent Asce Harland, and our artist Essay Mnktl is Agent Merim Felspar and our editor Jordan Quiverns is everyone else and our GM Subscribe to our Patreon for bonus episodes, maps, an...

Agents Vellum & Felspar have to navigate life in the others' body in order to pass Gambler's trial. It's even more awkward than you think it is! Ila Alexei is Agent Kaolin Vellum, Agent Asce Harland, and our artist Essay Mnktl is Agent Merim Felspar and our editor Jordan Quiverns is everyone else and our GM Subscribe to our Patreon for bonus episodes, maps, and short fiction set in the world o...

Content Warnings: Gambling; partial nudity; implied sexual content The agents make it into Stoneloft, but what answers they find only come with more questions. Prayers are answered, parkour is performed, and a long-awaited meeting does not go as planned. Ila Alexei is Agent Kaolin Vellum and our artist Essay Mnktl is Agent Merim Felspar and our editor Jordan Quiverns is everyone else and our GM Su...

To celebrate Three of Hearts's anniversary, Ila and Essay play The Lovers by Adam Vass and Alyx Schroeder, a tarot-based game of romantic scenes. In this quasi-canonical series of dates, Spar and Vellum reflect on their pasts and consider a possible future, together. Ila Alexei is Agent Kaolin Vellum and our artist Essay Mnktl is Agent Merim Felspar and our editor Subscribe to our Patreon for bonu...

Agents Vellum and Felspar reach the city of Stoneloft at last, but getting inside is another matter entirely. From mysterious magic to stringent bureaucracy, the agents have a handful of new obstacles in their quest to rescue Jack Spade. Ila Alexei is Agent Kaolin Vellum and our artist Essay Mnktl is Agent Merim Felspar and our editor Jordan Quiverns is everyone else and our GM Subscribe to our Pa...

Content warning: Loss of a loved one Governor Thorne has a thaumaturgic situation that needs investigating. If only there was an organization that helped with those...Oh well! It's up to Darla, Edmuth, and Mags the Gun Witch to solve a theft which could have dire consequences for the people of Vassa Natura. Darla gets snacky; Edmuth oversells his skills (or does he?); Mags forgets what to remember...

Content Warnings: Bodily fluid; toxic siblings; jokes about addiction Agents Asce, Iris, and Cadewyn are (mostly) unemployed after SUITS has been shut down, but a secret message offers them a new mission, and puts the fate of Vassa Natura in their questionably capable hands. Asce passes on a gift; Cadewyn steps up; Iris blacks out. Ila Alexei is Agent Asce Harland and our artist Essay Mnktl is Age...

Alt Title: The Improper Library Content Warnings: Nonconsensual magic; grief. Years ago, Vellum was betrayed by someone he held dear for a long time. Today, he is transformed by someone he's only just begun to know. Ila Alexei is Agent Kaolin Vellum and our artist Essay Mnktl is Agent Merim Felspar and our editor Jordan Quiverns is everyone else and our GM Listen to Essay on RTFM! Subscribe to our...

Agents Vellum & Felspar negotiate with a dedicated pursuer. Then, they eat breakfast! Vellum reconnects with someone dear; Spar itches to leave; Magnolia raises the stakes. Ila Alexei is Agent Kaolin Vellum and our artist Essay Mnktl is Agent Merim Felspar and our editor Jordan Quiverns is everyone else and our GM Subscribe to our Patreon for bonus episodes, maps, and short fiction set in the...

Content Warning: Minor sexual content. The agents return to Vellum's hometown, Yue Liang, to find friendly faces and comfortable lodgings. Destiny makes a tentative friend; Spar bares it all; Vellum gets a taste of the embarrassment Spar's been suffering all along. Ila Alexei is Agent Kaolin Vellum and our artist Essay Mnktl is Agent Merim Felspar and our editor Jordan Quiverns is everyone else an...

The road to Stoneloft gets dangerous, and the agents seek shelter so they can rest before their arrival. Vellum does some tinkering stunts; Spar makes a sacrifice; Merephina gives a lesson on magic. Ila Alexei is Agent Kaolin Vellum and our artist Essay Mnktl is Agent Merim Felspar and our editor Jordan Quiverns is everyone else and our GM Subscribe to our Patreon for bonus episodes, maps, and sho...

The road trip to Stoneloft gets off to an inauspicious start filled with drama and danger! Vellum encounters an old foe; Spar tries desperately to encounter quality sleep. Ila Alexei is Agent Kaolin Vellum and our artist Essay Mnktl is Agent Merim Felspar and our editor Jordan Quiverns is everyone else and our GM Subscribe to our Patreon for bonus episodes, maps, and short fiction set in the world...

Spar awakes from a frightening dream with a reified sense of urgency. Vellum gives yet another safety speech; Spar panics; pieces fall into place. Content warning: Minor sexual harassment; reference to mind control. The Deck of Daddy Things! Ila Alexei is Agent Kaolin Vellum and our artist Essay Mnktl is Agent Merim Felspar and our editor Jordan Quiverns is everyone else and our GM Subscribe to ou...

In the wake of several shocking revelations, Agents Vellum and Felspar lean on each other for companionship and comfort. Content Warnings: Discussion of blood and religious offerings. There is also a post-credits flashback involving sad things happening to children, with an additional warning before that scene. Ila Alexei is Agent Kaolin Vellum and our artist Essay Mnktl is Agent Merim Felspar and...