Three Gray Pubes

Why Ari thinks Belle Burden (and Oprah?) are delusional about "radical honesty." Jen craves racist candy that is shockingly NOT cancelled (thanks Canada) and we play an epic round of "Dead or Not Dead." As always, ultimate success was not achieved -but we had too much fun along the way. Come join the great gray BUSH today! xoxo 3GP

Are you a woman who blindly supports ALL women? Well, we think that's stupid. "Bitches be crazy" is a saying for reason ladies. As usual, we've done no studies and have a lot of strong opinions. Come join us live from the BUSH about this ridiculous motto, how "Karens" get a bad rap and are often unsung heroes. Bonus rant on "flight attendants" aka STEWARDESSES...

Oh the places you'll go! On today's episode Jen and Ari wanted to talk about racist robots, but we got a little distracted along the way. Enjoy the ride...but warning, don't let the car drive. (And watch out for that Coke can. ) xoxo 3GP PS: #teamanitahill

Jen's face is migrating, due to a recent transplant, so we had to keep this episode low key. Join us for opinions on Justin Timberlakes DUI, Tiger Woods DUI and other unhinged ramblings. Stay Safe, 3GP

Can you survive a fall after 40?Jen and Ari explore more airport adventures and Ari's near death experience at Phoenix Sky Harbor. In the event of a water landing, life vests are located under your seat. Buckle up bitches. xo, 3GP

What constitutes an actual disability? When should you NOT say something because someone is "disabled?" Do lizard alien people exist in tunnels beneath the Denver Airport? And do they control our luggage destinations? So many questions and even fewer accurate answers on this episode of 3GP.

Raspberry Ritalin? Seroquel Swirl? Pistachio Prozac? Toffee Tylenol? What meds do you want to mix with ice cream? Is this even something worth exploring…....or just another one of Jen's HAIR (pubic?) brain ideas. Also, thoughts about death and murder (per usual), shaming friends into followers and Jen's epic Facebook ban (Zuckerberg vs. Me 2026) Bon Appetite! xo, TGP

***SORRY FOR THE CRAPPY AUDIO, WE ARE NOVICES*** Get just three followers to our show and tell us who they are in the comments feature AND ARI WILL GIVE YOU HER MOTHER S HBO MAX LOGIN AND PASSWORD FOR FREE! (Until they cut us off.) And then...... Take a deep dive into the WILD bush with Jen and Ari. Favorite Naked and Afraid episodes, elephant facts, the dung smoking diet and the meaning of life....

Need we say more? Plus no context Captain Hook and our first foray into ASMR. SWEET DREAMS KIDS! XO, TGP

When do things go too far in massage- and is it okay to tip after trauma? We also explore Peter piper and his peck of pickled peppers and how you brought this on yourself. Now inhale deeply....exhale....and don't forget to sign that liability waiver! xo, TGP

Using ski patrol as your personal concierge and frozen tears. Exploring the magic of a mountain getaway, the ultimate test of endurance. Thrill seeking Kennedy's and weak children, welcome to our winter wonderland.

…and his mom, the unsung hero (for abandoning Punch at birth) Oxo-TGP

Do proctologists REALLY love ass or did they just pull the shortest straw in residency? In this episode, Jen and Ari dive deep into THAT canal and then explore the problem with pets....which is actually the problem with PEOPLE who have pets. (Not pet problems-for the record. ) Ready the anesthesia as we ask the questions there are no good answers to.... bringing you, dear listener, along for the w...

To kill or not to kill.....that is the question. After some air embolism fact checking from our pilot episode (which includes a clinical retelling of a carrot gone wild.) We dive right into the delightful topic of assisted suicide. Ari is VERY PRO-maybe too much so....? Paging Dr. Kevorkian....you have fans :) xo, TGP

Our dark origin story.... Explore 1970s adventures from Bellevue Hospital for the criminally insane brought to you by none other than the pubes that birthed us! Meet our mothers; Phyllis and Lynn-the OG grey pubes. From severed hands to dolphin babies, join us on this on this wild (and highly traumatic) generational ride . xo TGP and co.

When rodents become "rodenta," crunchy pasta, marshmallow weaving and wtf is in a kangaroo's pouch? Also....we gave you an extra minute BACK. xo, TGP

Random thoughts and a teaser for more pubes to come. Gain some questionable knowledge and have a little laugh with us. Whether you're grey, brown, black or bald your pubes are welcome to our BUSH. Please give us a FOLLOW and help save the world -one pube at a time oxo-Ari and Jen

TO START A LIFE OR TO END ONE? This inaugural episode has you covered with PREGNANCY AND BIRTH PANIC, broken tailbones, VULVA WARFARE and air embolisms. And if you don't know what any of this means, this episode will BLOW your mind! #puffpuff xoxo TGP