Three Gooners walk into a bar

Okaaay… are we carrying on, or are we calling it for the summer? We have the conversation live on the pod and figure out what happens next. Either way, thank you for listening this season — and we’ll see you in August. Have a great summer! Disclaimer: Everything said in this episode is for fun, banter and entertainment purposes only. No players, clubs or individuals were harmed (or intended to be...

There’s a World Cup on. Fuck it… we’re not watching. At least not yet. Instead, we’re doing what every football fan does when there are no Arsenal games to obsess over: talking transfers. Lots of transfer talk. Who are we being linked with? Who do we actually want? And does John have any limits whatsoever? (Spoiler: no.) There’s also a Shout Out, a Kick in The Dick, and all the usual pub nonsense....

The season is over, and for whatever reason, we just can’t get ourselves excited about the World Cup. So instead, we’re taking it easy and looking back on the season. We pick our favourite moment, goal, signing, player and even our favourite segment from the podcast. A fun one, a reflective one, and a chance to celebrate everything that made the season memorable. And don’t worry — Kick in The Dick...

It wasn’t our Champions League final. But hey, it happens. We break down the whole game — the penalties, Raya, the referee, and everything in between. Somehow we also end up talking about Liverpool’s season, because apparently that's where the conversation takes us. But when all is said and done, we were Premier League champions before the Champions League final, and we’re still Premier League cha...

Bloody hell, the last week has gone fast. We had an absolutely massive title celebration — the pub was completely packed. We reminisce about an incredible day surrounded by Arsenal fans, the atmosphere, the chaos and everything in between. Buuuut… we also have to look ahead to the Champions League final. The quiz is out this week because nobody prepared anything. We finally wrap up the Scottie tab...

We did it. Champions. Premier League winners 25/26. Did that really just happen? Yes. Yes it did. We break down the entire night at the pub — the emotions, the hype, the friendships, the chaos… the whole show. There’s a bit of quiz, a bit of tabulations, and a lot of celebrating. That’s it. Disclaimer: Everything said in this episode is for fun, banter and entertainment purposes only. No players,...

… and Jams finally speaks again Okaaay… the season is slowly coming to an end. But what on earth happened in the last 10 minutes against West Ham? Absolute chaos. We break down all the emotions — the game, the reactions, the panic and the relief. And seriously… David Raya is unbelievable. It’s been a long season and we’re definitely starting to feel drained, but hopefully it’ll all be worth it in...

We’re doing two days in a row at the pub — because we’re still not done celebrating the Champions League semi-final win over Atlético Madrid. We break down the game and the madness of the past week in football, which has been absolutely wild. There are a few detours along the way — including kimonos, gods and Chuck Norris. We might still be a bit drunk from yesterday. John needs to sort out his sh...

We’re back at the pub on another sunny Wednesday, recording just before the big Champions League semi-final against Atlético. Heads are a bit all over the place. The season is nearing its end, with just four Premier League games left. We break down the incredibly dull game against Newcastle — thankfully we got the win, but it was a tough watch. We need to get Viggo firing again, because right now...

We’re back at the pub on a sunny Wednesday. We break down the game against City — and honestly, it’s not quite as doom and gloom as it might feel. We go through the match, the aftermath, and ask the big question: was that the season? And just how stressful has this campaign actually been? Because when it comes down to it, winning the Premier League is just incredibly hard — but how many managers h...

It was all going so well… the sun is still shining, but the result against Bournemouth is still lingering. We look ahead to Sporting tonight and City away this weekend — and try not to get too doom and gloom about it (no promises). If it all goes wrong, there’s always a stack of Arsenal biographies to dive into — and we quiz each other on exactly that. Meanwhile, things are somehow tighter in the...

The sun is shining, the pub is open, and Jams is finally back from India. Even better: Arsenal are back to winning ways after two pretty dreadful games against City and Saints. We break down the win against Sporting Lisbon and ask a slightly uncomfortable question: what’s going on with Martin Ødegaard? Is it already time to think about selling? Okay… maybe that’s a bit early. But still. John has b...

We’re back at the pub — or maybe we never actually left. Maybe Jams is in India — maybe he’s just at the bar, sipping a chai instead of a pint. It’s international break, so Arsenal’s hard-worked players are hopefully getting some rest… and we’re taking an Arsenal break too. This episode is a little different from the usual. We chat about films, the Solomon Islands, pundits, and TV series. But of c...

We’re back at the pub — and there’s no way around it. The Caribbean Cup final. We break down the disappointment and take a proper look at what on earth happened to Arsenal in that game against Manchester City. We also ask the important question: does anyone actually listen to pundits anymore? John has brought a particularly unfriendly Kick in The Dick, there’s a quick-fire quiz, and the Scottie ta...

Jams is back from the Emirates after the game against Leverkusen and brings the atmosphere straight into the bar. Things are going pretty well for Arsenal right now… but the big question is: are we actually allowed to believe it? We break down the Everton and Leverkusen games, talk about Declan Rice being absolutely everywhere on the pitch — and whether he actually needs to be. And of course we ha...

John is back from Amsterdam, but unfortunately Dan is out sick this week. Luckily, that means we finally get the long-awaited return of Pablo to the podcast. We talk about Tottenham’s absolutely crazy game against Atlético, before breaking down Arsenal’s two matches against Brighton and Mansfield. There’s also a new leak of next season’s home shirt doing the rounds — so naturally we have opinions....

John is in Amsterdam with his basketball team, which means Nico finally gets a seat at the bar! We talk about Bukayo Saka signing a new contract — but the real question is: is he already on track for a statue outside the Emirates? We also dive into the never-ending story of Manchester City’s 115 charges… what on earth is actually going to happen there? Of course we break down the win against Chels...

On this pod - we break down the absolutely fantastic 4–1 win over Spurs — and yes, we enjoy every single second of it. There’s a big spotlight on Viggo Gyökeres and his performance, and the same goes for Eze. The big question: should he start against Chelsea? John brings some news to the bar — referees are now doing post-match interviews. Is that actually a good idea? (Spoiler: John thinks so.) In...

Sorry we’re a bit late this week – the bar doors didn’t quite open on time. In this episode, we reluctantly open up the wounds from that dreadful game against Wolves… and try to shut them again just as quickly. We break down the many (and yes, there are many) issues we’ve seen in the last two Premier League games and ask what’s actually going wrong. John is this close to understanding his own segm...

This episode was recorded ahead of the Premier League clash with Brentford. Dan is completely out with the flu, so things are slightly less structured than usual. We go through the other results around the league, talk Viggo vs. Šeško, and try to make sense of the strange Haaland–Szoboszlai situation. John brings what might be his most controversial quiz yet. Or maybe controversial isn’t the right...

This episode was recorded ahead of the Caribbean Cup semi-final against Chelsea. We wrap up the Leeds game, talk Merino’s injury, and look ahead to Sunderland at the weekend. We also settle the debate once and for all: Tonali or Zubimendi? (It’s 100% Zubi.) The transfer window is officially shut, and John makes his debut with a brand new segment: John’s Weekly Kick in the Dick . There’s also a qui...

This episode was recorded ahead of the Kairat game. We go all the way through the United defeat — what actually happened, and is this a turning point in the season or the start of a proper derailment? Either way, fuck it, we’re still four points clear. The quiz is all about shirt numbers (something both Jams and John absolutely love), and of course we check in on the latest Scottie Tabulations. Th...

This episode was recorded ahead of the Champions League clash against Inter. We look back at the Forest game, talk about Ethan’s loan move to Marseille, and of course look ahead to Inter (shoutout to Mkhitaryan 👀) and Manchester United at the weekend. There’s an Arsenal & AFCON quiz, Scottie Tabulations are back, and things go slightly off the rails as usual. That’s it. Disclaimer: Everything...

We recorded this one ahead of our Caribbean Cup clash with Chelsea, debating what lineup we’d go with. We look forward, talk Myles Lewis-Skelly, revisit the painful Liverpool game, and ask whether Arteta puts on too much of a handbrake in the big matches. BFG is stepping down, so we send our thanks and talk about why he’s leaving his role as Head of Youth at Arsenal. Jams brings the quiz, and we t...

👉 We recorded this one at the pub before the Liverpool game — and for the first time ever, we actually end up talking a bit about American football, mainly because John just won’t stop with the shout-outs (and it keeps going all episode). We look back at the year’s biggest surprises and disappointments, run through a quiz, and check in on the latest tabulations. Disclaimer: everything said in thi...