Three Dogs North

Look, Jesus keeps it real. So lay down your weapons, and stop making plans.

Don’t get worked up about results; He doesn’t tell you anyone’s story but your own.

A lion with tears in his eyes; a master scourged like us. Through it all, it’s only grace.

This stuff is no good to us if we hang on to it. Get both feet in the Kingdom and share what you’ve been given. Anyone can do this.

Do science till you’re blue in the face: chemistry, biology, zoology…all of the ologies. You’re just helping.

We forgot the cliff hanger ending for our season 1 finale, and our twitter account still hasn’t blown up. We’ll get there.

We don’t need to tear big people down to feel good about ourselves. We’re not afraid of the dark OR the light.

Come swim in the paradoxes, preach fire, and enjoy the laser light show.

Mike speaks Army, C-Bisc speaks Spanish, but none of us worships the pope.

God doesn’t expect you to get a perfect score on your first try. Just pour a glass of home-made wine, and try not to beat yourself up about it. Feat. Dmac and Fr. Scott, plus special called-in guest Fr. Tom.

Throwback episode. To flush or not to flush; Fish lives hang in the balance.

Feat. Dmac, Fr. Scott, and Fr. Nick. You’re floating in orbit looking down at the earth, but you just want to get back and eat some Cap’n Crunch (sans berries). At least they have a Skymall up here.

Special guests Dmac, Fr. Scott, and Fr. Nick. People invite us into the gunk of their lives, as well as the occasional blood-curdling prayer scream.

One nice thing about eating dinner with the Pope is that you don’t have to ask anyone for faculties to hear his confession. Dang papists.

I say we take an M-80 to the toilet bowl of the American University. Wouldn’t that sound good with a little Aerosmith in the background?

Don’t have a vacuous life now so you can have a full one later. Have an adventure instead.

Can we still have a reasonable discussion about a male-only priesthood in a post-“Junior”-starring-Arnold-Schwarzeneggar world? You’ll just have to listen to find out.

Let’s be honest, at our best we feel like A.C. Slater climbing onto a backwards chair. But there are the Screech moments as well.

If heaven’s only good enough for you if other people can’t have it, then you’re not ready for it yet. But don’t beat yourself up about it.

If you steal root beer and then lie about it, you’re trying to kill Aslan. And, by the way, you might as well forget about trying to turn a baseball card into a dinosaur.

It doesn’t take a Sherlock Holmes to figure out the difference between Old and New Testaments. A water bottle and a little mercy go a long way.

You’re eating a burrito and you notice a monster rose right over your shoulder. Just remember that yellow is for friendship.

Monday bonus! When it comes to a good beard, there’s just not that much to be said. We defy this principle. (Feat. Dmac)

It could be incense or it could be cheese in a can, but the moment you smell it you think, “I don’t know what it is, but I want it.” This podcast brought to you by Tide Bleach. (Feat. Dmac)

It might be a video of a figure skater with overdubbed flatulence, but some things just have to be shared. “You can have your thing and we’ll have ours” is costing us lives, people.