Three Cranky Jets Fans

This week on Three Cranky Jets Fans , we hold a solemn—but deeply sarcastic—funeral for the 2025 New York Jets season. Joe opens the show with a full eulogy for a year that began with cautious optimism and ended in historic misery. Blowout losses, missed tackles, errant passes, and shattered dreams are laid to rest beneath the foul stench of the Meadowlands. After welcoming the remaining members o...

The Jets keep finding new ways to test the limits of loyalty, and this week is no different. On this episode of Three Cranky Jets Fans , Joe Close-Morone and Matt Callahan hold down the fort while Alana battles through an illness (don’t worry, she’ll live to rant another day). We start with a painful recap of the Jets’ latest disaster against the Miami Dolphins, a 34–10 loss that somehow felt even...

We’re back! After a brief, totally reasonable scheduling meltdown, the Three Cranky Jets Fans have returned to restore order to your football-loving hearts. Joe Close-Morone, Matt Callahan, and Alana Close-Morone reunite to catch up on life, Thanksgiving, and—of course—the emotional roller coaster that is New York Jets football. In this episode, we break down: 🔥 Jets vs. Falcons Recap The Jets wo...

The cranky crew is back, and the Jets have somehow stacked two wins in a row — which means the universe is clearly glitching. In this episode of Three Cranky Jets Fans , Joe, Matt, and Alana recap the Jets’ unexpected 27–20 victory over the Cleveland Browns, a game saved almost entirely by special teams heroics. From Kene Nwangu’s 99-yard kickoff return to Isiah Williams’ 74-yard punt return, the...

After a short break, the cranky trio is back! In this episode of Three Cranky Jets Fans , Joe, Alana, and Matt return to break down the wild 39–38 Jets win over the Bengals — a game that finally showed life on offense despite missing key stars Garrett Wilson and Sauce Gardner. Joe celebrates Breece Hall’s breakout performance (and surprise passing TD), while Matt and Alana debate what this win rea...

The Jets are 0-5, the jokes write themselves, and the crankiness is off the charts. Joe, Matt, and Alana relive yet another meltdown—Cowboys 37, Jets 22—complete with fumbles, penalties, and even SkyCam interference . Matt takes a grim stroll around the NFL (spoiler: everyone else in the AFC East won), and Alana previews the Jets’ trip to London to face the Broncos—because apparently, England hasn...

This week on Three Cranky Jets Fans , Joe, Matt, and Alana relive the Jets’ Monday Night Football disaster—13 penalties, 3 fumbles, and plenty of undisciplined play to go around. Matt hits the NFL headlines (spoiler: the AFC East keeps winning), and Alana previews the Cowboys matchup with some brutally honest score predictions. Cranky, sarcastic, and painfully honest—just like every Jets fan feels...

The Jets are 0-3, and we’re back to commiserate. In this episode of Three Cranky Jets Fans , Joe, Matt, and Alana break down the Jets’ trip to Tampa, including another round of mental mistakes, a few flashes of hope (thanks to Will McDonald’s insane blocked punt), and why this team still seems stuck celebrating “moral victories.” We also take a look around the NFL—Detroit’s resurgence, Aaron Rodge...

Week one gave us hope, week two crushed it. Joe, Matt, and Alana break down the Jets’ ugly loss to the Bills, the penalties and play-calling that sank them, and Fields’ uncertain status heading into week three. We also hit the biggest NFL storylines—five starting QBs injured, Mike McDaniel’s bizarre presser, and the AFC East rivals who just won’t go away. Finally, we preview Jets vs. Bucs and give...

Welcome back to Three Cranky Jets Fans ! Joe, Matt, and Alana are here to break down a wild Week 1 as the Jets lose a heartbreaker to the Steelers, 34–32. We cover it all — the highs, the lows, and the cranky in-betweens: Jets vs. Steelers recap: from Fields’ 35-yard dime to Garrett Wilson, to Gipson’s brutal fumble, and Rodgers’ 4-TD day. The good: Breece Hall looks back, Quinnen and McDonald bri...

In this episode of "Three Cranky Jets Fans," hosts Joe, Matt, and Alana dive into the New York Jets' transformative offseason. With Aaron Glenn taking the helm as head coach and a slew of new signings, including quarterback Justin Fields, the Jets are poised for a fresh start. Join us as we break down the key offseason moves, discuss the impact of these changes, and set our expectati...

Welcome to another episode of Three Cranky Jets Fans ! In this installment, hosts Joe, Trisha, and Matt return to dissect the latest in Jets news after a long hiatus. Despite Trisha's absence due to illness, Joe and Matt dive right in with plenty of hot takes and unfiltered opinions. In This Episode: 🏈 Super Bowl Reactions: Joe shares his thoughts on the recent Super Bowl, where the Eagles de...

Episode Description: The Three Cranky Jets Fans are back from hiatus and ready to dive into all the latest Jets and NFL news! 🏈 In this episode, we cover: 🚨 New Jets Leadership: Breaking down the hires of HC Aaron Glenn and GM Darren Mougey —what they bring to the table and what it means for the future of Gang Green. 🔥 Playoff Recap & Controversies: From questionable calls on Patrick Mahome...

The Three Cranky Jets Fans are back with another packed episode! Joe and Matt break down the Jets’ 32-20 win over the Dolphins, highlighted by Aaron Rodgers' impressive 500th career touchdown pass and a solid defensive performance to close the season on a high note. This week, they also dive into: 🏆 Playoff Picture: Breaking down the AFC and NFC Wild Card matchups. 🎯 Coaching Carousel: Reviewing...

In this week’s episode of Three Cranky Jets Fans , Joe, Trisha, and Matt break down the Jets’ tough loss to the Bills and analyze what’s missing from the team this season. With Aaron Rodgers becoming the most sacked QB in NFL history and questions swirling around Garrett Wilson and Sauce Gardner, we dive into the key takeaways from another challenging game. Next, we shift gears to playoff and Supe...

The Jets are back in the win column! 🟢⚪ In this solo episode of Three Cranky Jets Fans, Joe takes the reins to cover: 🏈 A dramatic last-minute win over the Jaguars, featuring Aaron Rodgers, Devante Adams, and a rare interception by Sauce Gardner. 📰 News from around the league, including coaching shake-ups, AFC East updates, and the new Aaron Rodgers documentary. 🔮 A frosty game preview: Can t...

Episode Title: Jets Officially Out: Dolphins Recap, AFC East News, and Jaguars Preview In this episode of Three Cranky Jets Fans , Joe, Trisha, and Matt react to the Jets’ overtime heartbreak against the Dolphins, officially ending playoff hopes for 2024. From costly mistakes to potential roster shakeups, the team dives into the latest in Jets misery while looking ahead to the Jaguars. 🏈 Game Rec...

In this episode of Three Cranky Jets Fans , Joe, Trisha, and Matt break down yet another gut-wrenching Jets loss—this time to the Seahawks. From a promising start to a crushing fourth-quarter collapse, the team discusses whether this season has hit rock bottom for Jets fans. 🏈 Game Recap: Jets vs Seahawks The Jets jumped out to an early 14-point lead but couldn’t close the deal. Is Aaron Rodgers...

This week on Three Cranky Jets Fans , Joe, Trisha, and Matt dissect yet another frustrating Jets performance as they lose to the Colts 28-27. From sluggish starts on both sides of the ball to defensive collapses in the fourth quarter, the gang explores why this year’s Jets team seems to have packed it in. 🛑 Game Recap: Jets vs Colts The Jets showed brief flashes of competence but ultimately fell...

In this week's episode of *Three Cranky Jets Fans*, Joe and Matt tackle another rough week for Jets fans as Trisha takes a much-needed mental health day after the latest game. That leaves us with two cranky Jets fans breaking down the rollercoaster that is Jets fandom. **Topics Covered:** - **Jets @ Cardinals Recap**: The guys revisit last week’s matchup, where the Jets fell short against the Card...

In Episode 10 of *Three Cranky Jets Fans*, Joe, Trisha, and Matt dive into the Jets’ 21-13 victory over the Texans and discuss what this win means for a team that’s been struggling all season. The crew breaks down the highs and lows of the game, including the defense’s 8-sack performance and Aaron Rodgers’ rocky start, as well as the controversial play that kept the Jets from an early lead. Did th...

🎧 Episode Description: Jets vs. Patriots Reaction, AFC East News, and Texans Preview 🎧 In this week's episode of Three Cranky Jets Fans , Joe, Trisha, and Matt break down the agony of the Jets' 5th straight loss, this time to the Patriots, in a 22-25 nail-biter. From missed kicks to defensive breakdowns, we look at what went wrong in Foxborough and whether the Jets can bounce back from a dishear...

In this episode of *Three Cranky Jets Fans*, Joe Close-Morone, Trisha Close-Morone, and Matt Callahan break down the Jets' latest meltdown against the Steelers, where they suffered a brutal 37-15 loss. The crew dives into what went wrong, including Aaron Rodgers’ struggles and whether Devante Adams made any impact. Is it time for the Jets to start rebuilding, or is there still hope for this season...

In this episode of *Three Cranky Jets Fans*, Joe, Trisha, and Matt dive deep into the Jets' dramatic week. We break down the Jets’ heartbreaking 23-20 loss to the Bills, including the first game under new head coach Jeff Ulbrich and Todd Downing’s offensive play calling. Penalties plagued the team yet again, and we give our takes on how the team performed on both sides of the ball. Then, we cover...

Episode Description: In this week’s episode of  Three Cranky Jets Fans , we dive deep into another tough loss for the New York Jets, this time against the Minnesota Vikings in jolly old England. Joe Close-Morone, Trisha Close-Morone, and Matt Callahan break down the Jets' 23-17 defeat, Aaron Rodgers' struggles, and what went wrong with the game plan. But that’s not all—breaking news hits during th...