Three Books One Plot

G and Shannon are kicking off New Moon Season with the release of two new, FAKE books: Beau’s and Edward’s POVs of New Moon! Can YOU help with the crowdsourced creation of their covers and titles? Then guest Nicole joins them for a harrowing birthday celebration in Chapter 1 of New Moon! threebooksoneplot.com Follow our socials here. Click here for this episode's show notes! ⁠⁠⁠Support us on P...

G and Shannon reflect on 24 episodes of literary chaos! They also hear from listeners and guests, revisit key Life and Death/Midnight Sun differences, and unpack some crucial statistics—who IS the true MVP of Twilight, and what is the title of Edward's sex tape? threebooksonplot.com Follow our socials here. Click here for this episode's show notes. ⁠⁠⁠Support us on Patreon!⁠⁠⁠

Guest Kacie returns to help G and Shannon read the very LAST chapters of Twilight, Life and Death, and Midnight Sun—the epilogues! They relive their own proms (there were nuns—don't ask), swap conspiracy theories, and cringe at Edward's Bella/Jacob fanfiction (he seriously needs a therapist.) It's time to find out who lives, who dies, and who becomes Prom Queen in the epic penultimate...

Beth (of OFIC Mag and Fanauthor Workshop fame) is BACK to help Shannon and G read the most information-packed chapters yet—Twilight/Life and Death Chapters 24 and Midnight Sun Chapters 28-9. Plots diverge, trauma is dumped and codependency thrives in this episode of TED talks, glow-ups, diversity losses, and conspiracy theories such as "did Carlisle Cullen deliver baby Shannon?" threeboo...

Smut expert Amber returns to help Shannon and G talk Twilight/Life and Death Chapters 23 and Midnight Sun Chapters 26-7! They reach the climax—and maybe also the climax—as they delve into disturbingly juicy allegories, even MORE girl crimes, a critically important shopping montage, and... snakes? threebooksoneplot.com Follow our socials here. Click here for this episode's show notes. ⁠⁠⁠Suppor...

Lilia from Episode 10 is back to help Shannon and G tackle the most thrilling chapters yet—Twilight/Life and Death 22 and Midnight Sun 25! After a genre-bending ride through airport bathrooms, mysteriously wet carpets, and Beau’s agonies, it’s time to play How Many Crimes Can the Cullens Commit in One Chapter? (The Answer May Surprise You!) Follow our socials here. Click here for this episode'...

Inaugural guest Lexie returns to help G and Shannon read a whopping FIVE chapters—Twilight and Life and Death Chapters 20-21 and Midnight Sun Chapter 24! Together they ponder burning questions like “why do Archie and Jessamine get to have all the fun?,” “Who dies this week in Midnight Sun?,” And “what’s with the surprise cameo from Adele?” Let’s just say the conspiracy theories aren’t the only thi...

Guest Laura from Episode 4 is BACK to talk Twilight/Life and Death Chapters 19 and Midnight Sun chapter 23! Together with Shannon and G, they growl, slither, and roar their way through a game of human hacky-sack, gross financial decisions, emotions that really get under Beau's skin, and several pulse-pounding jumpscares as villainous murderer James closes in on... Mike Newton? Follow our socia...

G and Shannon are joined by Twilight hater-turned-enjoyer Eric to talk Twilight/Life and Death Chapters 18 and Midnight Sun Chapter 22! The game is off but the hunt is ON as they discuss surprise extra superpowers for Jasper and Victoria, the WORST name change in Life and Death, and G’s beloved problematic fave. Follow our socials here. Click here for this episode's show notes. threebooksonepl...

Shannon's high school friend Maddy is here to spill all the teenage Twilight phase tea on G! They also talk Twilight/Life and Death Chapters 17 and Midnight Sun Chapter 21, of course. The batter is UP for vampire baseball as they dive into casual trauma-dumping with Esme, secret fish fry ingredients, the unexpected Spanish Inquisition, and Emmett's absolutely MASSIVE... vehicle. Follow our...

Shannon has a special request for YOU! In this episode, she and G are joined by Liza, a fellow Twihard with a fun fandom origin story and opinions to spare on Twilight/Life and Death Chapters 16 and Midnight Sun Chapter 20. Tune in for a vintage episode of To Catch a Predator, plus a look at empathic drug abuse, gowns For Him, and that time Stephenie Meyer said “orgy." Follow our socials here...

G and Shannon learn what it’s like to live with the REAL midnight sun from their new guest, Appa! They look at Twilight/Life and Death Chapters 15 and Midnight Sun Chapter 19 from a fresh international perspective in this episode about alternate Twilight translations, juicy new backstories, Edward’s weirdest move yet, and the greatest fashion crime in all of literature. Follow our socials here. Cl...

In which G and Shannon’s guest of the week, Beth, has an MFA in writing and a lot of opinions on Twilight/Life and Death Chapters 14 and Midnight Sun Chapter 18! It’s time to bust out your handcuffs AND thinking caps for this scandalous yet studious episode about the evolution of Stephenie Meyer’s writing, Twilight as a BDSM allegory, Beau’s fursona, and Edythe’s appreciation for Cambodian archite...

Shannon and G’s guest of the week Amber knows a thing or two about horny fiction, like Twilight/Life and Death Chapters 13 and Midnight Sun Chapter 17. They revisit some of the books’ sexiest, most iconic lines—lions, lambs, and heroin, oh my! Also discussed: Edythe’s feats of strength, Carlisle’s vampiric parenting techniques, and a surprise character death. Follow our socials here. Click here fo...

Could one of these be the chapter where Bella meets a sticky end? It’s time to check in with Alice for the Murder Forecast! In this absolute whopper of an episode, Shannon and G’s friend Rae joins them to tackle Twilight and Life and Death Chapters 12 and Midnight Sun Chapters 14-16! Get ready for outfit mishaps, a Very Carlisle Christmas, and for Stephenie Meyer to blunder straight into a niche s...

The Horny Era continues as G, Shannon, and M talk Midnight Sun Chapters 12-13! Learn all about Stephenie’s—I mean BELLA’S favorite things, plus questionable fashion, Emmett Cullen’s theatrical debut, and the top 10 Susan Sarandon films to turn you on in Biology class. Edward may be horny for face-touching, but your podcast hosts are horny for literature—find out how YOU can participate in our fun...

G and Shannon are joined by their friend M to tackle some of the horniest sections yet: Twilight/Life and Death Chapters 11! Sparks and shuttlecocks are flying in this Halloween episode about emotionally fraught games of badminton, Beau’s passion for daytime television, Billy Black’s very special face, and the bygone era of Twilight fanfiction on Quizilla. Part 1 of 2. Follow our socials here. Cli...

Guest of the week Lilia bursts onto the scene to educate G and Shannon on Twilight/Life and Death Chapters 10 and Midnight Sun Chapter 11. It’s time to diagnose Bella and Beau with dyspraxia, ruminate on religious symbolism in the books, meet Edward’s fashion arch-nemesis, and share the world’s most expensive slice of cafeteria pizza. Follow our socials here. Click here for this episode's show...

G and Shannon learn what it’s like to read the Twilight books out of order from their guest of the week, Kitebird! They tackle some of the thorniest chapters yet— Twilight/Life and Death Chapters 9 and Midnight Sun Chapter 10—and discuss the books’ most irrevocably iconic lines, the astonishing validity of Beau and Edythe, and polarizing fashion critic Charlie Swan. Their patience with Edward may...

G and Shan consult friend and fashion expert Rahzé on the outfits described in Life and Death Chapter 8 and Midnight Sun Chapter 9. It’s a crime-ridden, caffeinated thrill ride through Port Angeles as they tackle product placement, parallel parking skills, complicated Mormon relationships to soda, and a pivotal plate of ravioli. Click here for our show notes. Follow our social media pages here. th...

G and Shan consult friend and fashion expert Rahzé on the outfits described in Twilight Chapter 8. It’s a crime-ridden, caffeinated thrill ride through Port Angeles as they tackle product placement, parallel parking skills, complicated Mormon relationships to soda, and a pivotal plate of ravioli. Part 1 of 2. Click here for our show notes. Follow our social media pages here. threebooksoneplot.com...

New guest Kacie joins Shannon and G to talk Twilight/Life and Death Chapter 7 and Midnight Sun Chapter 8 in this doozy of an episode. From vampire history talks to vampire makeup looks to vampire football, this one’s got it all! Also discussed: Linkin Park albums as coping mechanisms, Jane Austen vs giant squids, and Jessica Stanley’s fabulous boobs. Click here for our show notes. Follow our socia...

It’s the Beach Episode! Shannon and G invite their friend Winni onto the podcast to compare Bella’s and Beau’s beach trip in Chapter 6 of Twilight/Life and Death to Edward’s and Emmett’s bear hunt adventure in Chapter 7 of Midnight Sun. It’s a rollicking good time as they read along to an evening with the Cullens, a therapy session with Edward, a campfire story with Jacob, and a hike with Mike. Cl...

The crimes continue when old friend Jay joins G and Shannon to talk Twilight/Life and Death Chapter 5 and Midnight Sun Chapter 6. Tune in for a scientifically accurate look at Bella’s squeamishness, Forks High School OSHA violations, and a celebration of Women’s Rights but most especially Women’s Wrongs. Click here for our show notes. Follow our social media pages here. threebooksoneplot.com ⁠⁠⁠Su...

Guest Laura joins Shannon and G to discuss Twilight and Life and Death Chapter 4 and Midnight Sun Chapter 5. Topics covered include vehicular manslaughter For Girls, Shannon’s real-life Bella Swan experience, proper meteor safety, and whether or not it’s THAT hard to make enchiladas. Click here for our show notes. Follow our social media pages here. threebooksoneplot.com ⁠⁠⁠Support us on Patreon!⁠...