Three Books One Plot

Friend and musician Eric returns for 3B1P: Animal Planet Edition in chapter 4 of Eclipse! Whether you’re a fish putting your mouth on a bird or a vampire doctor putting your mouth on your kid’s significant other, it’s all part of the food chain, baby. Also on today’s agenda: moronic magnetic metaphors, Mike Newton’s MILF, and an egregious overuse of pathokinetic superpowers. threebooksoneplot.com...

Exciting Midnight Sun news is in the air as adventurous new guest Ari takes a break from streaming to talk Chapter 3 of Eclipse with G and Shannon! And honestly, they’re a little concerned for Bella this chapter. The boys? Fighting. The hamburgers? Falling like a plane with two exploded engines. Good thing there’s also a letter from Lilia fact-checking Edward’s plane crash catastrophizing! linktr....

Liza rejoins G and birthday girl Shannon to discuss Edward’s most controversial Girl Crime yet in Chapter 2 of Eclipse! Plus: failed matchmaker Charlie throws a tantrum, Angela Weber engages in egregious orphan-shaming, and Edward’s new best friend is…Mike Newton?! Stay tuned for the Corona Light chapter that reduces Shannon to tears! threebooksoneplot.com ⁠⁠Support us on Patreon!⁠⁠ linktr.ee/thre...

It’s 2 episodes in 1 as G and Shannon kick off Eclipse season!! Part I: talk Eclipse history and learn about Twilight Saga deep cut The Short Second Life of Bree Tanner , then celebrate the launch of new fake books Warfare and Peace and Corona Light , created with help from listeners! Part II: guest Maddy is BACK to kick off the first chapter of Eclipse , involving vampiric Varsity Blues scandals,...

Surprise! We’re voting on our season three fake book details right NOW on Spotify and over on Tumblr! Help us choose epigraphs for both books and a title for our Edward POV version of Eclipse ! And while you’re at it, enter our cover design contest for both books by sending your cover image to our tumblr @ threebooksoneplot or emailing it to threebooksoneplot@gmail.com . For our Eclipse version of...

G and Shannon are back with another epic-length season finale! They reflect on 20 episodes of New Moon—including changed opinions, listener messages, alternate timelines, and a Jacob-centric bonus excerpt! It’s time to rank the greatest euphorias, darkest noons, and the MVPs of Book 2. Could this be the year they finally figure out the title of Edward’s sex tape? threebooksoneplot.com ⁠⁠Support us...

Ioco returns for the epilogue of New Moon to make G and Shannon laugh so hard they run out of air! Not only does Jacob reappear with Bella’s slutty, slutty motorcycle, but we meet All-Caps Charlie, handwave some casual death threats, and learn more about Stephenie Meyer’s alternate New Moon timeline. Plus, the unveiling of the dramatic FINAL chapters of Euphoria & Agony and Dark Noon! threeboo...

Laura is back just in time for the Edward Cullen Apology Tour in New Moon chapter 24! She joins G and Shannon as they answer bold new questions such as “What did Edward just shatter in the living room?” and “Should women have voting rights?” Plusthe thrilling conclusion to the scholarship outtake, penultimate installments of Dark Noon and Euphoria and Agony, and an exciting Bella’s Book Club updat...

Brand new guest and Robert Pattinson expert Lice is here to help G and Shannon discuss both New Moon chapter 23 and the complicated filmography of a deranged little freak. They also read letters from listeners (with bonus fanart!) and discuss Edward’s ongoing cuckold fantasies, Bella Swan positivity (are G and Shannon stans now?), the triumphant return of tear-slurping, and whether Edward Cullen i...

Fan-favorite guest Lilia is BACK to help G and Shannon decode the true, hidden meaning of New Moon chapters 21-22 as they unpack religious symbolism, creepy horror movie vibes, unhinged airport behavior, and the MILF mafia—all with a side of grand theft auto (again!) Together, they ponder deep questions like “do humans deserve rights?” “was Edward almost killed by a 2006 Italian airport worker str...

Rahzé returns to help G and Shannon explore the Duality of Meyer(tm) in New Moon chapter 20! Welcome to Volterra, where the extremely literal clock is ticking and the cool new villains are menacingly androgynous. Can Bella save Edward, or will she be thwarted by this crowd of short/fat/bald Italians in their evil Peugeots and vampire cosplay? Plus, Bella’s hole may be filled, but there’s a brand n...

Beth is BACK to help G and Shannon read about one of the most homoerotic plane trips of all time in Chapter 19 of New Moon! Also discussed: totally relevant tentacles, how NOT to write exposition, the rich inner life of Business Man #1, and Grand Theft Auto (again.) It’s time to settle the question once and for all: Bella’s death wish vs Bella’s biting kink—who will win? threebooksoneplot.com ⁠⁠Su...

KB returns to help Shannon and G read New Moon chapter 18, plus TWO New Moon bonus outtakes that grant G’s monkey’s paw wish. Hijinks abound as Bella and Jacob have a Capital M-Moment, furry flags emerge, and Rosalie and Edward’s cursed game of phone tag puts the fun in “funeral.” threebooksoneplot.com ⁠⁠Support us on Patreon!⁠⁠ linktr.ee/threebooksoneplot

Brand new guest Anamarie joins G and Shannon for New Moon’s “one-sided slumber party!” It’s Chapter 17, the best character is BACK (your hosts may be slightly biased), and Bella is…horny? This slumber party just took a turn for the Ashnikko. Plus Twilight merch news, surprise cameos, a bromantic Euphoria & Agony and a (melo) dramatic Dark Noon, and Shannon calling someone a slur (consensually....

Resident Jacob expert M returns to make insensitive jokes with G and Shannon about New Moon chapters 15 and 16, in which Bella’s mental state takes an uncomfortably literal nosedive. Hallucination Edward is back with an all new voyeurism kink as Bella finds herself equally horny for Jacob and…a car? The cliffhangers may be metaphorical, but the cliffs sure aren’t! (Do a backflip, Bella.) threebook...

Returning guest Rae is back to help G and Shannon dig into chapter 14 of New Moon like teenage werewolves around a pan of eggs. The guys are hungry and the omegaverse is popping off at this muffin mukbang (and in a ton of wolf pack fic, apparently.) Plus: G loses her Totino’s virginity and Shannon loses the power of speech during an all-new Dark Noon. threebooksoneplot.com ⁠⁠Support us on Patreon!...

New guest and ex-Mormon Sunshine is here to shed some light on the Mormon influences in the Twilight saga in a totally wild pre-book talk with G and Shannon! Then it’s time to tackle chapter 13 of New Moon, including werewolf drama, vampiric revelations, and incredibly significant wood. threebooksoneplot.com ⁠⁠Support us on Patreon!⁠⁠ linktr.ee/threebooksoneplot

New year, New Moon! Artist and known Jacob Enjoyer Winni returns to help G and Shannon tackle New Moon chapters 11-12. Misunderstandings abound in this Werewolf Wednesday special about girl gang fashion, DILF fights, and bringing a whole new meaning to the phrase “Jacobean drama." threebooksoneplot.com ⁠⁠Support us on Patreon!⁠⁠ linktr.ee/threebooksoneplot

Brand new guest Ioco joins Shannon and G for the holiest episode yet as they read New Moon Chapter 10! It’s a rough week for Bella involving gaslighting, murder attempts, and a traumatic hike, but don’t worry—she’s still got more holes than a Swiss cheese factory. Also discussed: bears (again), Girl Wolves, and Stephenie Meyer’s charmingly subtle foreshadowing. threebooksoneplot.com find all of ou...

Certified New Moon stan M returns to join G and Shannon for chapter 9! Things are heating up in Forks—literally. They’ve all got fevers. Who will hold hands and who will blow chunks on the world’s most awkward three-person movie date? Also discussed: son-zoning, the great Australian Conversation Heart Shortage, and the silliest New Moon outtake yet! threebooksoneplot.com find all of our links here...

Guest Kacie takes a break from her irl New Moon Era to offer her expertise on chapters 7 and 8 with G and Shannon! Together they place bets on whether Bella can follow simple instructions, ponder the eating habits of the Super Bear, and play the world's worst game of bingo before unveiling this week's double-installments of Euphoria and Agony and Dark Noon! threebooksoneplot.com ⁠⁠Support us on Pa...

Former Teen Wolf music engineer James is here to help Shannon and G read all about the teen wolves of the Twilight-verse in chapters 5-6 of New Moon. Together they tackle surprise Texas Chainsaw Massacre cameos, the local family financially ruined by Bella, and Billy Black’s Wild Western alter ego. Plus a SURPRISE special guest drops by to mythbust the bonus New Moon deleted scene about bank fraud...

October, November, December? It's Three Months One Chapter and there's a Possibility (.mp3) that Appa returns to support G and Shannon through this darkest era of Bella's life: New Moon Chapter 4! Bust out the popcorn for movie night with Jessica Stanley, plus zombies, racial profiling, questionably named bars, and a thrilling trip to McDonald's. ⁠⁠Support us on Patreon!⁠⁠ linktr.e...

Most painful breakup in literary history, or cause for celebration? Amber returns to help G and Shannon decide, plus discuss regurgitated pizza, Jasper getting Sent To The Farm, and Edward’s deep love for… Charlie?! New Moon Chapter 3 might be “The End,” but Dark Noon and Euphoria and Something are just getting started! threebooksoneplot.com ⁠⁠⁠Support us on Patreon!⁠⁠⁠ linktr.ee/threebooksoneplot

Lexie is BACK for the third time, now with more writing education! She helps G and Shannon tackle the grimdark topics in New Moon Chapter 2, such as drug abuse, dying of Spanish influenza, mommy issues, and being covered in pink frosting. Then it’s time to check in with Edward and Beau in two (or three?) all-new chapters of Dark Noon and Euphoria and Something! ⁠⁠⁠Support us on Patreon!⁠⁠⁠ linktr....