Those Good Old-Fashioned Values

In galaxies beyond our reckoning, one starship is struck with a terrible affliction. Now, two unlikely heroes must save their themselves, their crew, and perhaps everything they've ever known. Get refreshed on the second episode before continuing the epic saga, only on the TGOFV Patreon. Listen to an extra episode a week for $5, or all our bonus episodes for $7 or $10 at www.patreon.com/tgofv.

We all know what "sex pollen" is, don't pretend that you're above sex pollen just to impress your fanfiction-hating friends. It's not cringe. Join fanfiction mavens Spencer, Ty, Andy as they rank fanfiction tropes from gross, to impractical, to just plain silly. Support us on Patreon for $5, $7, or $10: www.patreon.com/tgofv. A big shout-out to our $10/month patrons: Firebirb42069, Matthew Smith,...

oooo you got us acting serious on this one Listen to an extra episode a week for $5, or all our bonus episodes for $7 or $10 at www.patreon.com/tgofv.

That’s right, Christmas Fans! Today, TGOFV sells out to the rising tide of conservatism to bring you a feature film one yea in the making: The War for Christmas! Join Jeff Hahn, Joyce Jansen, Les Bootley, and Santa as they stop a mysterious force from turning Christmas into just another bogus December day. Starring: Andy as Jeff Hahn / Brother Samir Spencer as Les Bootley / Brother Eldridge Hesse...

Santa, baby. Can we talk about how this whole list scenario is going to work this year? Join Certified Christmas Creeps Spencer, Ty, and Andy as they debate that most ancient of holiday conundrums: is it better to be naughty or nice? Support us on Patreon for $5, $7, or $10: www.patreon.com/tgofv. A big shout-out to our $10/month patrons: Firebirb42069, Matthew Smith, Josh O'Brien,Tash Diehart, Ra...

you will become your parent's favorite child if you take our simple gift-buying advice. don't believe us? try it yourself! Listen to an extra episode a week for $5, or all our bonus episodes for $7 or $10 at www.patreon.com/tgofv.

#GamerGate has officially begun—and it isn't long before the mainstream media starts to take notice. Spencer, Esther, and Hannah track the two turbulent months when GamerGate snowballed into the omniwar.

a little bit of chicken fried? cold beer on a friday night? don't mind if i do Listen to an extra episode a week for $5, or all our bonus episodes for $7 or $10 at www.patreon.com/tgofv.

This is a movie for real Amerikkkans only. The Maoists are going to put us on the gallows for this. Join Disney World season pass holders Ty and Andy as they discuss the most magical place on Earth, and the army of slaves that keeps it afloat. Support us on Patreon for $5, $7, or $10: www.patreon.com/tgofv. A big shout-out to our $10/month patrons: Firebirb42069, Matthew Smith, Josh O'Brien,Tash D...

In the farthest throes of the universe, two men must find a cure.... or DIE TRYING. Get refreshed on the first episode before continuing the epic saga, only on the TGOFV Patreon. Listen to an extra episode a week for $5, or all our bonus episodes for $7 or $10 at www.patreon.com/tgofv.

You know your dad? Remember him from Thanksgiving? This is an episode for him. Join movie lovers Spencer and Andy as they discuss movies that your dad watches to distract him from the inevitability of his own death. Support us on Patreon for $5, $7, or $10: www.patreon.com/tgofv. A big shout-out to our $10/month patrons: Firebirb42069, Matthew Smith, Josh O'Brien,Tash Diehart, Rach, Phraja, Abbie...

This might be the single most masturbatory thing ever posted on this RSS feed. Hope you guys enjoy! Join Frasier expert Ty as she reads a spec script for the show about that radio therapist that we all know and love. Support us on Patreon for $5, $7, or $10: www.patreon.com/tgofv. A big shout-out to our $10/month patrons: Firebirb42069, Matthew Smith, Josh O'Brien,Tash Diehart, Rach, Phraja, Abbie...

doctor jones you crazy if you think you can mess with some aliens Listen to an extra episode a week for $5, or all our bonus episodes for $7 or $10 at www.patreon.com/tgofv.

i'm a progressive: i think every race should have their own Megalopolis (2024) Listen to an extra episode a week for $5, or all our bonus episodes for $7 or $10 at www.patreon.com/tgofv.

Well, we know which way the winds in this country are blowing. Might as well blow with them! Join white people Spencer, Ty, Andy as they rank all of the white people phrases, from "shucks" to "golly" and beyond. Support us on Patreon for $5, $7, or $10: www.patreon.com/tgofv. A big shout-out to our $10/month patrons: Firebirb42069, Matthew Smith, Josh O'Brien,Tash Diehart, Rach, Phraja, Abbie Phel...

It finally happens.

willy wonka i don't want all this stuff to happen to you but its what you get for inviting an incel to your factory Listen to an extra episode a week for $5, or all our bonus episodes for $7 or $10 at www.patreon.com/tgofv.

There's a serious man problem on the Left? I know just the people to fix it. Join professional boy whisperers Spencer, Ty, Andy as they answer all the questions that weigh heavily on the minds of this nation's young men. Support us on Patreon for $5, $7, or $10: www.patreon.com/tgofv. A big shout-out to our $10/month patrons: Firebirb42069, Matthew Smith, Josh O'Brien,Tash Diehart, Rach, Phraja, A...

In a lonely vessel in space, one doctor and one android must solve an intergalactic mystery....... or leave the fate of the universe to chance. Coming Thursdays 8/7CT on NBC. Listen to an extra episode a week for $5, or all our bonus episodes for $7 or $10 at www.patreon.com/tgofv.

Now I'm not saying you SHOULD bet on this. I'm not saying you WILL bet on this. But I am saying you SHOULD bet on it. Join electoral aficionados Spencer, Ty, Andy as they give you a 100% accurate rundown of the electoral futures of Donald Trump, Kamala Harris, Jill Stein, Chase Oliver, Claudia De La Cruz, Randall Terry, and Cornel West. Support us on Patreon for $5, $7, or $10: www.patreon.com/tgo...

Hello boils and ghouls, I'm glad you could make it to our Halloween party! Be prepared... for some SCARES! Join Spencer, Ty, Andy, and special guest Hesse Deni -- of Seeking Derangements + Movie Mindset -- as they dive back into a world of terrifying tales of terror, devilish demons and beastly boogeymen on All Hallow's Eve! Support us on Patreon for $5, $7, or $10: www.patreon.com/tgofv. A big sh...

nessie nation rise up! i guess that's just scotland now that i think about it. anyways, get ready for one last Halloween episode, out on Halloween! Listen to an extra episode a week for $5, or all our bonus episodes for $7 or $10 at www.patreon.com/tgofv.

just in time for spooky season. are we still calling it that? or has that gone the way of "targét" and "sporpsball"? Listen to an extra episode a week for $5, or all our bonus episodes for $7 or $10 at www.patreon.com/tgofv.

I was a little too high for an episode as spooky as this one. I took it out but the whole time I was screaming "Aiieee!" Join Spencer, Ty, and Andy as they look for the perfect Halloween costumes....... and maybe something deeper? Support us on Patreon for $5, $7, or $10: www.patreon.com/tgofv. A big shout-out to our $10/month patrons: Firebirb42069, Matthew Smith, Josh O'Brien,Tash Diehart, Rach,...

In a year roiled by right-wing resentment, raised consciousness on the left, and a general sense of despair at the twilight of the Obama era, the world of video games grapples with its identity and relationship to mainstream culture as a whole.