Those Good Old-Fashioned Values

Happy Fourth of July to all of the Americans all over the world. Join Spencer, Ty, and Andy as they rank historical figures from all over time and space with no thought pad to any cultural or historical context. We're mostly doing it off of vibes. Yep, it's pretty much entirely vibes-based. Support us on Patreon for $5, $7, or $10: www.patreon.com/tgofv. TGOFV Theme by World Record Pace. A big sho...

roland emerich you are a honkey for this one! Listen to an extra episode a week for $5, or all our bonus episodes for $7 or $10 at www.patreon.com/tgofv.

We're back with more advice for the lovely, over-50s audience of Slate dot com! Join Spencer, Ty, and Andy as they weigh in on problems about racial conflict between spouses, inappropriate ChatGPT usage, and sending letters to your children from beyond the grave. Support us on Patreon for $5, $7, or $10: www.patreon.com/tgofv. TGOFV Theme by World Record Pace. A big shout-out to our $10/month patr...

now that you have a handy cheat sheet: we don't want to catch you doing ANY gay shit from here on out! Listen to an extra episode a week for $5, or all our bonus episodes for $7 or $10 at www.patreon.com/tgofv.

Yeah, I'm thinking of getting some more brothers to make an even more powerful restaurant. Call it Wahlburgers 2. Join Ty, Andy, and special guest Stu (from the Marvelous! Podcast) as they read through a number of leftover fanfictions from all over the entertainment sphere. Then: an interview with noted actor and Bostonian Mark "ie MArk" Wahlberg! Support us on Patreon for $5, $7, or $10: www.patr...

how many art films would have been improved with the addition of one super-cool vampire trying to make his way in the City That Never Sleeps? Listen to an extra episode a week for $5, or all our bonus episodes for $7 or $10 at www.patreon.com/tgofv.

Now, Clarice. Buffalo Bill's skirt has never gone spinny, surely you can see that. Join Spencer, Ty, and Andy as they pit even more fictional characters against each other in pitched combat and see who comes out victorious. Support us on Patreon for $5, $7, or $10: www.patreon.com/tgofv. TGOFV Theme by World Record Pace. A big shout-out to our $10/month patrons: Celeste, Yung Zoe, Dane Stephen, We...

you can't spell "Dog Day Afternoon" without "TGOFV." honestly, i don't know if that's true but i'm not going back to check. Listen to an extra episode a week for $5, or all our bonus episodes for $7 or $10 at www.patreon.com/tgofv.

It finally ends. We discuss Isabell Fall, Sweet Baby, Collective Shout, and look at where everyone is now.

We got a new-ass series for you all! If it reminds you of any other series you may have heard, keep it under your hat. Join Spencer, Ty, and Andy as they give advice about smelly roommates, small penises, cowardly boyfriends, and more. Support us on Patreon for $5, $7, or $10: www.patreon.com/tgofv. TGOFV Theme by World Record Pace. A big shout-out to our $10/month patrons: Celeste, Yung Zoe, Dane...

watch out San Francisco, Aella is in you! Listen to an extra episode a week for $5, or all our bonus episodes for $7 or $10 at www.patreon.com/tgofv.

Sponsored by Kalshi. Join Spencer, Ty, and Andy as they debate whether gambling is good and should be the cornerstone of our democracy, or if it's bad and we should nuke Atlantic City. Sponsored by BetKings. Support us on Patreon for $5, $7, or $10: www.patreon.com/tgofv. TGOFV Theme by World Record Pace. A big shout-out to our $10/month patrons: Celeste, Yung Zoe, Dane Stephen, Weedworf, James Ll...

damn girl yall wanna bump some Eminem in my merm's surburu? Listen to an extra episode a week for $5, or all our bonus episodes for $7 or $10 at www.patreon.com/tgofv.

EDITOR'S NOTE: You are not allowed to get mad at us for anything we say in this episode. Instead, get mad at Spencer's employers. Join Spencer, Ty, and Andy as they figure which religions are the good ones and which are the bad ones, once and for all. Why didn't anybody do this sooner? Support us on Patreon for $5, $7, or $10: www.patreon.com/tgofv. TGOFV Theme by World Record Pace. A big shout-ou...

it's okay some of my best friends are Watto Listen to an extra episode a week for $5, or all our bonus episodes for $7 or $10 at www.patreon.com/tgofv.

It turns out that powerscaling was the key to everything. Take that, Homer! Join Spencer, Ty, and Andy as they engage in essential writing mechanics by pitting literary characters against each other in battles to the death. Support us on Patreon for $5, $7, or $10: www.patreon.com/tgofv. TGOFV Theme by World Record Pace. A big shout-out to our $10/month patrons: Celeste, Yung Zoe, Dane Stephen, We...

In the death-defying finale of Quasar Drift's first season, Password123 and Dr. Gaygui Sezwhut -- discover the terrifying truth of the space pirates' plan!

Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Join Spencer, Ty, and Andy as they plan out a cross-country road trip to America's hottest tourist destinations. Support us on Patreon for $5, $7, or $10: www.patreon.com/tgofv. TGOFV Theme by World Record Pace. A big shout-out to our $10/month patrons: Celeste, Yung Zoe, Dane Stephen, Weedw...

meester stalin you are such the complicated man Listen to an extra episode a week for $5, or all our bonus episodes for $7 or $10 at www.patreon.com/tgofv.

Socrates. Aristotle. Duchamp. Ben Bankas. Join Spencer, Ty, Andy, and guest Charles Austin of the Episode One podcast as they discuss the great thinkers, poets, and artists of their time in a consortium of learned intellectuals. Just what we need to combat this wave of anti-intellectualism, eh? Support us on Patreon for $5, $7, or $10: www.patreon.com/tgofv. TGOFV Theme by World Record Pace. A big...

Fuck Star Wars. All my homies hate Star War and the tauntaun he rode in on. Join Spencer, Ty, and Andy as they pit fighters from all around the globe against each other, in a battle royale far, far away... Support us on Patreon for $5, $7, or $10: www.patreon.com/tgofv. TGOFV Theme by World Record Pace. A big shout-out to our $10/month patrons: Celeste, Yung Zoe, Dane Stephen, Weedworf, James Lloy...

HHHHHRRRRNNNNNGGGGHHHHHH..... oh sorry that was the sound of me thinking so hard Listen to an extra episode a week for $5, or all our bonus episodes for $7 or $10 at www.patreon.com/tgofv.

Taylor Lorenz is in this episode. Not as an actual guest, but she's here in spirit. Like Obi-wan Kenobi at the end of that movie. Join Spencer, Ty, and Andy as they determine whether kids should have cellphones, or whether they should be booted back to the Stone Age, hitting small animals with rocks and sticks. Support us on Patreon for $5, $7, or $10: www.patreon.com/tgofv. TGOFV Theme by World R...

y'all fw Beetle Bailey? how are y'all moving with The Katzenjammer Kids? Listen to an extra episode a week for $5, or all our bonus episodes for $7 or $10 at www.patreon.com/tgofv.

I know you had some stuff you were wondering! That's okay, we'll let you know what's up. Join Spencer, Ty, and Andy as they answer questions from you, the listeners, about everything from medieval communes, the hunting prowess of each host, and the long-awaited sequel to Funny Scrabble. Support us on Patreon for $5, $7, or $10: www.patreon.com/tgofv. TGOFV Theme by World Record Pace. A big shout-o...